The CCDI insider runs amok, Xi loses control of the officialdom; floods are everywhere, and no foreign forces are donating anymore! The Philippines releases a 'Winnie the Pooh' portrait with slanted eyes, and the Steamed Bun is furious! Beware of low-priced Chinese beverages (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1692 / 2026/07/21)

This video mainly discusses three topics: First, Philippine media published a satirical portrait of Xi Jinping as "Winnie the Pooh" and criticized the diplomatic attacks by the CCP state media, China Daily, which depicted the Philippines as "monkeys." Second, the video exposes a "black and gray industry chain" where "moles" within the CCP system exploit their positions to leak information about officials being purged in advance for profit, and how this behavior undermines the CCP's "anti-corruption" image. Finally, the video focuses on the issue of low-priced beverages potentially being re-sold after being soaked in floodwaters across various parts of China, contrasts this with Japan's practices in post-disaster waste management, and criticizes the CCP's information blockades, "turning funerals into celebrations" (celebrating disasters), and its attitude toward foreign aid when dealing with natural and man-made disasters.

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It turns out that the CCP leader Xi Jinping never expected that a man of such 'prosperous' stature would get beaten up by the Philippines. And it wasn't just a light tap; he got his face smashed in, and they didn't hold back at all. What's going on? The Philippine English-language newspaper, The Daily Tribune, suddenly unleashed its ultimate move, high-profilely publishing a front-facing image of 'Winnie the Pooh Xi,' photoshopping Xi Jinping into the ugliest bear he has ever seen. A pair of cross-eyed, triangular eyes, and two tadpole-like, slanted eyebrows. Wait, why is one bear ear flat and the other round? And you haven't even mentioned that black nose, which is neither as big nor as round as a lump of coal. How frustrating; his physiognomy carries the bad luck of 'getting a nose full of ash'—no wonder he became the 'Emperor of Unfinished Projects.' I'm impressed; the Philippines must have some real experts. This is absolutely the most precise and vivid portrait of 'Xi the Pig Head'—no, no, 'Winnie the Pooh Xi'—truly deserving of the title of '颜值担当' (the face of the operation). Philippine President Marcos Jr. essentially said, 'Trying to play games with us? The Steamed Bun (Xi) is still too green.' Wait, what does the Philippine 'Marcos Jr.' mean? Has the Steamed Bun been provoking the Philippines again recently? General Secretary Xi Jinping says, 'Who told us to be the kind of neighbor that looks for trouble?' He has self-awareness. Recently, the CCP's overseas propaganda outlet, China Daily, full of envy, jealousy, and hatred toward the Philippines' alliance with the United States, suddenly released an AI-animated video. The content was extremely satirical, depicting the neighboring Philippines as a 'monkey' being bullied by the United States and Japan. What a humiliating diplomatic attack. In the video, the bullied monkey performs 'karaoke' on the South China Sea stage, but because it sang the 'wrong lyrics,' it is picked up by the hands of the puppet masters, the US and Japan, and thrown into the sea. I'm going to vomit. Humiliating national dignity and sowing discord—how can the CCP bandits be so shameless? In the end, the CCP bandit director uses the mouth of a whale to characterize the 'South China Sea Arbitration Ruling' as 'ocean trash.' The Party is the messenger 'protecting ocean peace,' venting some of the Steamed Bun's pent-up anger. Quick, bring me three basins; I need to vomit to my heart's content at the CCP bandits. This is just too low. Is the Steamed Bun relying on AI short videos to make up for his 'Three Confidences'? Four? It became three with you; the Steamed Bun is blind and lost one. Alright, a good laugh keeps you young. New tea friends, please click 'Subscribe' and the little bell. Welcome to join the tea house's joyful journey, look at the world from a different angle with us brothers, and let your mood improve. Note that subscribing is free; press the subscribe button to receive a continuous stream of laughter.

Alright, to pick up where we left off: after Emperor Steamed Bun (Xi Jinping) personally directed and deployed Cai Qi to depict the Philippines as a monkey, the Philippine Department of Foreign Affairs was furious. I was wondering why the Philippines had been condemning the CCP bandits for their low-class, self-humiliating behavior a couple of days ago—so that's what it was all about. They publicly denounced the CCP for its blatant hate propaganda. After that, the show began. A picture of Winnie the Pooh with triangular eyes from the Philippines disgusted Emperor Steamed Bun to the point of social death. It created the most "Steamed Bun-flavored" Winnie image in history; even the fake First Lady Peng Liyuan was impressed. You have to admit, they captured the features perfectly: the sparse eyebrows, the triangular eyes, and the garlic-shaped nose—all outlined. The boomerang of diplomatic racial discrimination has returned; there was no traffic accident, yet Emperor Steamed Bun managed to flip the car all by himself. Crucially, the Tribune's text was beautifully written. Why beautiful? Because we can report on this, we can draw this person, because they dare not. It choked up Emperor Steamed Bun, Cai Qi, and Wang Yi all at once. They actually have the nerve to call themselves a 'news media.' The so-called 'diverse voices' they are allowed to report are nothing more than official jargon from the CCP's mouth—and it's triple-processed with beauty filters and face-slimming effects. Their leader, Xi Jinping, had his glass heart shattered into pieces because everyone said he looked like Winnie the Pooh. There are songs as proof, forcing the censorship machine to go crazy and impose a total ban across the entire Chinese internet. The Filipinos are clear-headed; the source of all this is just a few photos. Xi Jinping standing next to Obama and Shinzo Abe looks exactly like Winnie the Pooh standing with Tigger and Eeyore. Pfft, how do they know everything? The great President Xi, the supersonic missile President Xi, the nuclear-armed President Xi, actually couldn't even handle this and had a mental breakdown. Can you believe it? In a country that possesses the world's largest navy, if you want to laugh at a chubby bear, you have to get state approval first. This kind of magical realism is truly playing out in that great Eastern power, completely sentencing Emperor Steamed Bun's glass heart to death, with immediate execution. The Tribune continued, saying that in the CCP's China, they didn't actually ban the bear itself; they just banned everyone from discussing 'who it looks like.' They banned Emperor Steamed Bun. How do you even operate that? Do you just gouge out the eyes? Those are Big Brother's eyes, the universe-defying triangular eyes. These triangular eyes have AI perspective and can read minds. Why did you see Winnie the Pooh smile? Did it remind you of our beloved, great, and decisive General Secretary? Finally, the Tribune concluded cleverly: now the Beijing authorities are saying that the China Daily depicting Filipinos as beautiful monkeys in a zoo was not authorized by the government, nor was it funded by special appropriations. If that's the truth, then fine. The censorship of the association with Winnie the Pooh must also just be a beautiful misunderstanding. Emperor Steamed Bun says, "Cai Qi, you are responsible for answering this." The Philippine media, with a light touch, exposed the CCP's panic, absurdity, and blame-shifting, lifting the lid off the whole pot.

He can't get any real work done, but he never stops doing bizarre things that defy common sense. The Steamed Bun (Xi Jinping) doesn't do any proper work; he ignores the floods in Guangxi, the floods in Liaoning, and the floods in Shanghai. Yet, he insists on giving speeches everywhere, directing the course of things. Liu Zhuo mentioned the floods, and now Hunan is flooding again. We don't have time to talk about it today. Our friend and famous YouTuber with over a million subscribers, Li Muyang, talked today about the heavy rains in Hunan and the controversy and chaos caused by the upgraded security checks in the Shenzhen subway. The link is already below the video; everyone is welcome to click and watch. The news information in Muyang's program is a great supplement to the Tea House. Alright, tea friends, we must conduct a poll. Who do you think came up with the idea of mocking the Philippines as monkeys, which brought the boomerang back to the triangular-eyed Winnie the Pooh? Here are the options: 1. CCP Foreign Minister Wang Yi, 2. CCP propaganda chief Cai Qi, 3. The one who commands everything, Emperor Steamed Bun Xi Jinping, 4. An unsolved mystery. Hurry up and type the number in the comments section. Tea friends, do you remember that a while ago our Tea House held a prize-winning comment event? Someone won and received the prize: Canadian Ginex American Ginseng Black Paste. After receiving the prize, the tea friend recently wrote to us specifically to share their experience. They said they have been taking it for three days in a row, one spoonful at a time, and it feels warm when consumed. Because they do manual labor, their qi and blood are a bit weak. Their parents reported that after taking it, they sleep more soundly and don't feel fatigued when they wake up in the morning. The host can share this feedback with the tea friends in the community. Although it is a bit bitter, good medicine tastes bitter after all. Many thanks to this tea friend for sharing. Our Canadian Ginex American Ginseng Black Paste is rich in ginsenosides, which helps regulate physiological functions, nourishes and strengthens the body, boosts energy and physical strength, and also helps maintain good sleep quality. It uses the traditional nine-steaming and nine-drying process, which reduces the original cooling nature of American ginseng, making its properties milder and easier to absorb, suitable for daily maintenance. If you also want to condition your body and improve your mental state, why not try this Canadian Ginex American Ginseng Black Paste? Don't forget to enter the discount code [chaguan] when placing your order to enjoy a 15% discount immediately. For more details, please click the description bar below the video. Click away, everyone.

As the saying goes, in the CCP-ruled country, you make a living by exploiting whatever field you are in, leaving nothing behind. Indeed, some clever individuals within the system, having grasped that Xi the Steamed Bun (Xi Jinping) will not relax his 'high-pressure anti-corruption stance,' have pioneered a clever trick to make a fortune. They are using anti-corruption as a means to get rich, essentially looting a burning house. These clever folks claim, 'Wrong, we are getting rich through our own hard work, and it's quite honorable.' How do they get rich through hard work? It's very simple: don't make a sound, just enter the village quietly. Yes, they are quietly breaking the monopoly of the CCP Central Commission for Discipline Inspection (CCDI) on announcing the downfall of officials, publishing information about officials about to be taken down in advance, and reasonably charging a fee for it. Thank you very much; the official announcement has been intercepted by insiders. On July 17, 'Banyue Tan,' a magazine under the CCP's mouthpiece Xinhua News Agency, published a shocking investigative report. The report exposed a 'black and gray industry chain' active on the Chinese internet, where public officials within the CCP system are making big money by 'forecasting the downfall of officials.' Officials are crying out, 'Have you considered my ability to cope?' Well, there's no way around it; this is a new economic track in the CCP's socialism with Chinese characteristics, and officials are finding it impossible to live. Let's see what 'Banyue Tan' has to say. Some 'insiders' within the system use their positions to gain early access to internal secrets about which officials are about to be promoted or which are about to be arrested by the discipline inspection commission. Then, they turn these secrets into 'official resumes'—or use homophonic puns and coded language in short videos—to release signals to the outside world in advance on WeChat official accounts and short video platforms. Homophonic puns and coded short videos—how clever. For example, on July 6 last year, a certain official account suddenly released the detailed resume of Zhou Xianwang, Vice Chairman of the Hubei Provincial Committee of the CPPCC. Just two days later, the CCDI officially announced Zhou Xianwang's downfall. This precise 'timing' of predictions is a lucrative business. Lucrative, how so? There are many tricks to it. First, the corruption information of the fallen official must highlight the most eye-catching parts. Oh, the screening and selection process—of course, the information resources are very rich. BUT, there must be a focus and a trade-off. For example, the Party's 'good cadres' generally enjoy low-brow interests—oh, I'm dizzy—the case files involving 'power-for-sex' and 'money-for-sex' are particularly rich; you can grab a handful of them, so choose those. Yes, collect them, sift through them with a sieve, keep the big ones, then combine and polish them for dissemination, and a 'dog-blood' stuffed bun is ready to serve. For instance, after a female department-level official in Guiyang fell, a certain WeChat account quickly published an article with the headline about three female Guiyang officials involved in 'keeping male concubines,' and then hyped it up with associations; it became incredibly popular, and the 'dog-blood' traffic started rolling. Before the corrupt officials fell, they thought their dirty business was airtight, but now the lid has been blown off, and it's all on display. As netizens say, if this business had existed earlier, the Hong Kong banned book 'Xi Jinping and His Lovers' could have been twice as thick as it is now, and twice as many people would have been arrested. Anyway, ever since this business emerged, the dirty secrets of officialdom have gradually been unveiled, and even the Little Pinks are addicted to watching it; it's a lesson for them. These games of power and the inside stories of power-for-sex trades naturally attract traffic and can generate a continuous stream of profit; there is market demand. According to rumors, the so-called 'insiders' within the system have established a large number of paid chat groups. 'Melon-eating' crowds (onlookers) who want to enter the groups to see 'downfall forecasts' and the romantic scandals of officials pay dozens of yuan for basic groups, while entry fees for premium groups are as high as 399 yuan. 400 yuan—entering the group isn't cheap, but don't complain about the price; there are plenty of people joining, and it's quite popular. As the saying goes, as long as your thinking doesn't slide, there are always more solutions than difficulties. With the CCP's economy in such a shitty state, all 360 trades are almost 'involutioning' to death; if you don't open up a new track for flexible employment, there's really no way to survive. Once you have 'flexible employment,' this industry will slap the face of the 'Steamed Bun' (Xi Jinping). Netizens say this is great: it transforms the life-or-death 'anti-corruption' campaign into a 'melon-eating' drama with clear price tags, turning the downfall of officials into an 'information black market' that can be monetized—a win-win. Other netizens say, I must say a word of conscience: these insiders have pulled the underwear right off the 'anti-corruption' campaign that the 'Steamed Bun' has been so proud of and touted as high-end for over a decade. Wait a minute, what if an official account hints at an official's downfall and gets reported? Just deal with it. There are no relevant clauses in the CCP's current laws to punish such behavior. How great is that? The 'Steamed Bun' can only stare and do nothing. An investigator said that the act of netizens publishing 'official resumes' on WeChat official accounts does not constitute 'fabricating rumors' or 'leaking state secrets,' so there is no legal basis to punish netizens. Does this mean this business can be done for a long time? Not necessarily. Don't forget, behind the CCP's so-called 'rule of law' is 'rule of the Party'—there are gang rules. If one day they are unhappy with an official account publishing resumes, they will just use family law and take them down all the same. Director Zhou has said it many times: 'You talk about the law, and I laugh.' The new track for flexible employment is about to cool down. So, the investigators say, while the Party hasn't quite reacted yet, you 'bed-listening' insiders within the system, listen and cherish it while you can.

The Party-state has recently been plagued by constant natural and man-made disasters. Typhoons and heavy rains have led to reservoirs opening their floodgates without warning, causing cities across the country to turn into "sea-viewing" zones overnight. Countless daily necessities, food items, and beverages have become "ghosts" drifting in the murky floodwaters; it is truly speechless. On July 20, a topic suddenly appeared on Weibo's trending list: "Never buy low-priced beverages online." Why? The reason is simple: the reason they are cheap is highly likely because they have been soaked in floodwater. Ah, after being fished out, unscrupulous merchants rinse them off and put them straight back on the shelves. Ugh, can you drink this stuff? Toxic, tea friends, you have all seen the videos. After the floods in Guangxi receded, there was trash everywhere; in some places, there were even large numbers of dead pigs and cows, with the stench carrying for miles. You do the math—even Shanghai, the most developed top-tier city in China, turned into the "Venice of the East." How many underground supermarkets were flooded, and how many beverages received a baptism of floodwater? So the question arises: where did all those water-soaked goods go? Yes, so against this backdrop, the entry "Never buy low-priced beverages online" was born out of necessity. You understand, I understand, and the merchants are crying too, saying that no matter how they promote beverages this year, no one is buying. The common people don't know the situation and are afraid to buy. The problem is, it's not just beverages that might have been soaked in floodwater. Ah, what about cooking oil or packaged snacks? Is it possible they were soaked too? After these goods are soaked, the outer packaging is washed and wiped clean before being put back on the shelves. Can the average consumer tell the difference? No chance. Hey, right, the Party-state's big data monitoring of logistics is so advanced; wouldn't it be easy for the government to establish a [Disaster-Affected Commodity Tracking and Destruction System] and follow the process? Add a real-time tracking feature to an app, and wouldn't consumers be at ease? You are thinking too much. Under the rule of the CCP, this is the hardest thing to do because they never intended to do it. Covering up the truth. Two years ago, a scandal broke out domestically regarding the mixing of cooking oil in industrial oil tankers. Afterward, the reporter Han Futao, who participated in the report, had his personal Weibo account quickly deleted, and the "Fa Huo Bang" app hastily removed the [Truck Trajectory Query] function. To fundamentally solve the problem of septic trucks transporting cooking oil. Ugh, look here, septic trucks instantly transformed into water delivery trucks. You tell me, aren't the Party's little emergency tricks impossible to guard against? Think about it, they even took down the existing [Truck Trajectory Query App] to cover up the truth; do you think the Party would bother making a disaster-affected commodity tracking app for you? Hey, why am I being "so naive and innocent" again? Actually, speaking of a disaster-affected commodity tracking and destruction system, normal countries and normal societies do have such a system, especially our neighbor Japan, which does it very well. Japan really has it. After the 1995 Great Hanshin Earthquake and several other large-scale disasters, Japan has gradually formed a complete disaster waste management system; they put their heart into it. In 2011, after the Great East Japan Earthquake and the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear accident, this complete post-disaster waste management system became even more perfect, including tracking, testing, sales bans, recycling, and final destruction—several links, clear and distinct. The Japanese people live with such peace of mind. Yes, all contaminated food is traceable, so there is no need to worry about unscrupulous merchants stuffing it into your mouth when you are not paying attention. At that time, rice, beef, vegetables, aquatic products, mushrooms, tea, etc., in the areas around Fukushima all established batch management, and every batch of products could be traced back to specific farmer plots, harvest dates, and inspection records. Thumbs up. Anything exceeding the inspection standards is strictly prohibited from being listed, and anything already listed is immediately recalled. Even if there is only a suspicion of contamination, it must be destroyed or disposed of according to regulations. It is truly an eye-opener to see such things. The Japanese government really treats the Japanese people as human beings. In contrast, in a certain major country in the East, for the announcement of the destruction of toxic and contaminated products, one can only look forward to so-called "special inspections"—a low-probability event. There is no such thing, or it is very rare, and even if there is an inspection, what is announced is only how many tons of food were seized and how many tons were destroyed. As for the traceability chain, where did it come from? Which specific batch, how to confirm the follow-up, whether there are any fish that slipped through the net, etc., etc.—everything is "muddled through." Asking further would be considered "picking quarrels and provoking trouble." The problem is, which leader doesn't have a bunch of relatives? City people are hard to fool, so they sell them to the countryside. The left-behind elderly and children are the ones who suffer. If physical stores are too obvious, then list them for sale online. It reminds me of that saying: for Chinese people to survive, it all depends on having a "hard fate." The General Secretary calmly stated, except for those in the Zhongnanhai who eat special supplies. Yes, there is a list being kept for you three feet above your head.

Ah, speaking of the man-made and natural disasters under the Party-State, this year's Guangxi floods were truly tragic. A combination of natural disaster and man-made catastrophe—rare torrential rains compounded by the CCP's unannounced flood discharge—left the public suffering immensely. Civilian rescuers who went deep into the disaster areas described them as devastated. While the public calls it the end of the world, the officials call it "hardships that strengthen the nation"; it is such a stark contrast. On July 19, a netizen who returned from the front lines of the flood in Hengzhou, Guangxi, left this message: "I suggest everyone stop being curious about the real data on the disaster in Hengzhou, Guangxi. It will likely remain a historical mystery. In fact, knowing the real data would only make you sadder. At this critical moment, do not spread negative information." Even at a time like this, they are still helping the Party maintain stability. The netizen continued, "I am from the neighboring Taoxu Town, and I also just returned from the front lines. Sigh, every time I think of the scenes there, I feel so helpless. Watching them with my own eyes—I am a grown man, yet I have woken up in the middle of the night so many times and don't know how many times I have cried." One can imagine how tragic it must have been. To put it bluntly, the death toll will always be a historical mystery. The Steamed Bun (Xi Jinping) has created too many historical mysteries. A volunteer named Mr. Zhang, who drove an off-road vehicle to Longxiang, Yunbiao Town, Guangxi, to participate in civilian rescue efforts, accepted an interview with The Epoch Times and recounted what he saw and heard in the disaster area. What did he see? Mr. Zhang said that along the way, he saw many villages submerged by floodwaters, reaching depths of three, four, or even five meters. Except for villages at higher elevations, "eighty or ninety percent were too horrible to look at." It was terrifying. Along the way, animal carcasses were visible everywhere; it made one's scalp tingle, like a scene from the end of the world. Under such extremely severe circumstances, the way supplies were distributed was very characteristic of the CCP. What does that mean? "Distributing supplies based on connections." Ah, some villages had no connections with those above and were not familiar with the leaders, so they couldn't receive supplies even after five or six days. My god, many people in the disaster areas are living in extreme hardship. A female netizen revealed an unknown truth: it is even harder to get donations from overseas forces. Why is it harder? Look here. This means that because the Little Pinks, wumaos, and wolf warriors keep scolding foreigners, they have angered them, and now they won't donate. That is what the video says. However, I think it is biased to pin all the responsibility on the Little Pinks and wolf warriors. What does that mean? It's simple: who is the biggest pusher behind this result if not the Communist Party? Whenever a natural or man-made disaster occurs, the CCP's first move is always to block information and "turn a funeral into a celebration." It has always been this way. Moreover, the greatest effort after a disaster is invested in promoting the Party's contribution to disaster relief. And the Party never mentions the donations from overseas forces, nor does it ever mention the aid from overseas forces. Conversely, the Party even leads the narrative to scold and smear overseas forces, which is standard practice. Look here, it's heartbreaking. Over time, the hearts of overseas forces have turned cold. Take the 2008 Wenchuan earthquake as an example; at that time, donations from various sectors in Taiwan reached as high as 1.52 billion RMB. As a result, the CCP treated Taiwan like a fool, and when announcing foreign aid, it didn't mention Taiwan's name at all—they ate the conscience-less food. Furthermore, afterwards, one could neither see the CCP government improving cross-strait relations, nor did anyone know if the donations actually reached the disaster victims who truly needed them. The "literary attacks and military intimidation" against Taiwan even intensified. It is not just a matter of being an ingrate; the whole thing is just psychotic. On one side, they are huffing and puffing to harass Taiwan, while on the other, they directly exchanged the love and donations from Taiwan for a new Maserati parked in front of Guo Meimei's house. Disaster victims in Wenchuan stated, "We won't curse the Communist Party's ancestors for eight generations, because its ancestors are foreigners and don't understand Chinese." Some Taiwanese netizens compared the attitudes of the CCP and Japan toward Taiwan's aid: donate to Japan, and they are grateful for over 10 years; donate to China, and the desire to unify Taiwan by force never ceases. If they calm down for a couple of days, it is not because they have found their conscience, but because their own backyard is on fire and they can't attend to the great cause of unification. Therefore, some netizens, combined with the tearful plea of the Guangxi netizen, released another video also filmed by Chinese people. The footage shows a middle-aged man shouting in front of the camera that he fully supports the "unification of Taiwan by force," and emphasized that if a war were to be launched against Taiwan or "little Japan" in the future, he would be willing to donate two months of living expenses, even if it meant sacrificing his life. Look here, sure enough, the blisters on their feet were all caused by the CCP's deception. You can't blame Taiwan for no longer being "naive and innocent." Goodbye to you.

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