Before the Trump-Xi summit dinner, a US politician called Xi a 'professional liar'; did Trump suddenly announce his stance on Taiwan? 'Xi Jinping Step Down' echoed outside Xi's hotel; to block protesters, the hotel installed barbed wire like a pigsty! Public anger over mandatory holiday adjustments (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1753 / 2026/09/24)
The video sarcastically recounts topics such as the protests outside the Waldorf Astoria Hotel during Xi Jinping's visit to the United States, the hotel's installation of barbed wire, the military honor guard at the airport and the White House, and a US senator calling Xi a "professional liar." It then discusses the public backlash triggered by the adjustment of the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day holidays, calls to boycott consumption, sluggish mooncake sales, and the employment phenomenon of college graduates competing for assistant police positions.
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As the story goes, the leader of the Chinese Communist Party, Xi Jinping, made a sneaky visit to the United States, and the Waldorf Astoria Hotel where he stayed became totally famous. Not because it was on fire inside, but outside. Anti-communist righteous fighters from all over the United States gathered across from the hotel, launching a final, all-out assault toward Xi's presidential suite. "Step down, Communist Party! Step down, Xi Jinping!" Experience it together—the sound shook the rafters and echoed through the clouds, simply breathtaking.
It scared Xi Jinping's entire visiting entourage out of their wits. Steamed Bun took the lead in pissing his pants, then personally directed the inspection of his trousers. Anyone who hadn't pissed must be a rebel; lack of absolute loyalty meant absolute disloyalty, and they went all the way to America to catch secret agents. Frustrating, isn't it? It's no wonder old Xi was nervous; the anti-communist righteous fighters really wouldn't leave, endlessly shouting for dear life. Otherwise, why would Wang Yi urgently request special security from the Washington police? They surrounded the entire Waldorf Astoria Hotel impenetrably with high, barbed wire. The Red bandits funded it themselves, directly building a temporary pigpen for Comrade Pig Chairman—how frustrating, directly trapping old Xi like a beast at bay.
The protesters held nothing back; even in the middle of the night, they were still shouting at Steamed Bun from outside the barbed wire. American tourists also joined in for the fun, and after understanding what was going on, they stomped on photos of the CCP leader and jumped rubber bands, showing complete solidarity. Do you think Steamed Bun's sneaky visit was popular? Rumor has it that Wang Yi made this demand to the Washington police: our boss is currently on the verge of a stroke, and the moment he hears the phrase "Xi Jinping step down," he has to go into a coma on the spot. The attitude was quite firm. Not firm, but once he collapses, it's porcelain-smashing (fake injury/extortion). How is your Trump supposed to make sense of that? Well, if I know how to fake a collapse, who am I afraid of?
Alright, a good laugh cures a ten-year slump.
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To continuously harvest laughter. Alright, picking up where we left off. Xi Jinping brought his old companion Peng Liyuan, little servant translator, middle servant Cai Qi, and old servant Wang Yi—all belonging to the servant generation—and boarded the gray plane. After landing at Andrews Airport, they made an absolute fool of themselves. If they didn't make a fool of themselves, they did it thoroughly. No help for it; his good friend Trump really laid out a "trapped pig formation" for him.
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Good grief, is that so. The B-1 possesses supersonic sprint capabilities, making the capture of aircraft carriers and warplanes over the vast ocean a fleeting opportunity. The B-1 can rush to launch positions much faster than the B-2 and quickly withdraw after bombing. A formation of five B-1s could simultaneously unleash 180 stealth anti-ship missiles, enough to tear apart the world's most heavily air-defended carrier strike group.
Got it, so in short, Trump is warning Xi Jinping: tell your Liaoning and Fujian to hurry up and get back home to their respective mammas. No matter how many mice there are, they're just feeding the cats. Exactly.
And then there's the White House viewing stand, with the B-2 Spirit stealth bomber flying right over Old Xi's forehead, perfectly suited for eliminating high-net-worth personal targets. Ah,
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Not to mention it brings endless creative inspiration to the scissors-wielding censors, people can only find a bit of humor in their misery. On September 20, "boycotting consumption due to adjusted holidays" surged to the number one trending topic on Weibo.
Boycott consumption? Yes. On the one hand, people are using their dissatisfaction with adjusted holidays to resist the government's self-righteous so-called "holiday economy." On the other hand, Chinese people genuinely have no money left—no money and no time. The prominent blogger "Lang's Views on Affairs" with 4.063 million followers posted that the so-called "adjusted holidays driving consumption" is, at its core, treating the complete right to rest that rightfully belongs to workers as a tool to stimulate the economy. During 996, it's making the beasts of burden grind the mill; during holidays, it's frantically harvesting leeks.
So has this prosperous era unfolded as the CCP wished? A few days of long holidays, highways jammed until engines stall, scenic spots packed to the point of physical pain, hotel prices tripled. Looking back, every single day off was originally one's own weekend; fooled by tricksters, people got a holiday that amounted to nothing. But the money certainly wasn't nothing—once spent, it's truly gone. Frustrating. Moreover, spending this money is even more tiring than going to work; squeezed like bean sprouts in scenic spots, one's whole body falls apart.
Finally, "Lang's Views on Affairs" said: Please, I beg you, stop using "driving consumption" as a fig leaf for adjusted holidays. Workers' right to rest should not be used as a tool for you to stimulate the economy. Spot on.
To resist this melodramatic show where the CCP fools the leeks into willingly getting harvested, a large number of netizens have initiated a call to action: during the adjusted holidays, do not travel, do not shop, and cook your own meals. Aren't home-cooked meals delicious? Others have called for "buying only discounted goods," firmly refusing to pay the high premiums of holiday seasons designed to harvest leeks. Awesome. The only fear is not being able to withstand the temptation of following the crowd.
In fact, the public sentiment surrounding "adjusted holidays" has sparked discussions overseas as well. How are they discussing it? An X netizen posted jokingly that Chinese people have invented a word unprecedented in all English-speaking countries—adjusted holidays—driving translators to turn their hair white. The Party made up big words, leaving overseas hostile forces bewildered.
This post gained hundreds of thousands of views and triggered an English translation contest and the Great Translation Movement. Many enthusiastic netizens desperately flipped through English dictionaries trying to find a word that could perfectly map to "adjusted holidays," and the result was none, none, none. Approved. But you know what, through the unremitting efforts of netizens, they actually found some tangentially related terms, though they slap the Party-State's face quite loudly.
What words, for example? In Commonwealth countries, if employees work overtime on weekends, companies compensate them by giving them corresponding paid days off, which is called "time off in lieu." For another example, Western countries have "bridge holidays." What does that mean? For instance, if Thursday is a public holiday, many people like to conveniently take Friday off as well, and then happily enjoy the weekend. Ah, this connects into a four-day long weekend.
That casual? What happens to that extra day used for rest? Right, how is it made up to the boss? Generally, it's divided into two methods. The first method: employees voluntarily use their own statutory paid annual leave to fill in for this day of absence, making it up to the company afterward. The second method: the company boss directly makes the executive decision: forget it, no need to make it up, consider it a friendly gift of one day off from the company.
Heartless bosses in capitalist countries are this kind-hearted? Who told them to be a country with humanity? The government, too, would never dare issue a nationwide official document forcing everyone to take Friday off and uniformly make up for it on the following Sunday. Only a totalitarian government does that.
Some netizens pointed out incisively: adjusted holidays are too negative, it is recommended to rename them to adjusted work days. Just think, forcibly swapping out weekend rest days and turning them into workdays—isn't this just adjusting work? Eh, I am actually left speechless. You are speechless, and the Party is filled with nameless anger.
Why? After adjusting work days, it seems the rest days are linked together, which should nicely stimulate consumption. What was the result? They suddenly found that the beasts of burden aren't consuming at all; they are lying flat. The surprise came so suddenly—there's no money, truly no money.
Look at this, no need to boycott. During this year's Mid-Autumn Festival, mooncakes once again failed to sell. Continuing the great momentum of the past few years, just a few days before the Mid-Autumn Festival—which should have been the peak season for mooncake sales—supermarkets across China have already begun desperately pushing sales.
How are they promoting them? Generally 30% to 40% off. And these are all major brands, too: Mei-Xin, Peninsula, Ying Ji, Wing Wah, and other time-honored brands. Time-honored brands are about to go under. Industry insiders say that this year at least hundreds of mooncake companies have gone bankrupt or switched industries, and quite a few brands have already disappeared from the market. Mooncake sales this year are projected to drop by 20% compared to last year.
Take a look at this, the Emperor of Unfinished Projects Xi Jinping stated: Deflation, mooncakes are getting cheaper and cheaper, wonderful! Nobody is buying them? I'll buy them all and eat my fill with gusto. Zhu Bajie would say the same thing.
Extra, extra! The new good news from the Party-State on September 23 is going to shock everyone. Ministry of Education spokesperson and Vice Minister Wang Guangyan announced: Our great Eastern nation has already built the educational system with the largest scale and highest quality in the world.
Go ahead, make it up. What does making it up even mean? In our mighty country, as many as 270 million people have received higher education, and both the popularity and fairness of education rank among the top in the world. It's a win-win. Did you notice that too? No, unless I am sick, the only other explanation is that the spokesperson for the Ministry of Education of the CCP is sick. Or maybe both of you are sick? Win-win. Get lost.
This guy loves to fly off the handle; any normal person would get angry listening to his nonsense. Speaking of Liu Zhuo, you really shouldn't find it hard to accept. From the surface, what the CCP Ministry of Education spokesperson said is not completely groundless—it is entirely made of psychological shadows. So frustrating.
To put it bluntly, just look at current delivery workers, security guards, and dorm managers: having a bachelor's or master's degree is too common, you can grab a handful of them. No matter what prestigious school you graduated from or what degree you hold, everyone gets the equal opportunity to be a delivery worker, security guard, or dorm manager. The Three Roles Marvelous Case. With this marvel, is the party-state's education particularly fair? Extremely popular.
If you put it that way, graduating right into unemployment is even more popular, even more fair—everyone is unemployed. Hey, quickly cover it with tree leaves, this is just a local, individual, and small-scale issue. The organization believes firmly that we must not generalize or hand knives to overseas forces. Terrified to the point of wetting oneself.
Ministry of Education spokesperson Wang Guangyan stated: There is no wetting whatsoever. Ah, puff. What unemployment upon graduation? College students' job choices are actually extremely wide. Still wide? They are so wide they have no boundaries, meaning completely baseless.
Speaking of Teacher Liu, don't try to cozy up. How wide are college students' employment prospects now? Even the gig of being an auxiliary police officer who takes the blame for our listed mafia-like police (Public Security) has been included in college students' employment options.
Wait, graduating from college to be an auxiliary police officer, playing the scapegoat for black-uniformed police (Public Security)? What's wrong with taking the blame? That is the Party showing favor to you. Only graduates with particularly excellent conduct, combat capability, and the ability to take the blame can snatch this up. Alright, dumbfounded.
Let me tell you, when a certain place recruits auxiliary police officers, hundreds of undergraduate students break their heads and rush in a swarm to compete for the positions. Competing for positions just to take the blame, the major these undergraduates studied must be SM. No matter what major you study, you cannot resist the temptation of becoming an auxiliary police officer. Vomited as well. Don't vomit.
Let me tell you, these past couple of days, Phoenix Net and Sohu Net have been hotly discussing this matter. Everyone says that in the past this was called a "temporary worker," but now this is the work of undergraduates and graduate students, huh. The word "work" crushes people to death.
First to be crushed are the people in Shenzhen. Ah, why? Because Shenzhen's data is the most hardcore. The official website of the Shenzhen Municipal Human Resources and Social Security Bureau published the "Final Registration Number Statistics for the Thirteenth Batch of Public Recruitment of Auxiliary Police Officers by the Shenzhen Municipal Public Security Bureau." A "technical civilian sixth-grade auxiliary police officer" position affiliated with the Big Data Police Branch recruited 1 person, with 417 applicants, resulting in a competition ratio of 417:1. Oh my god, this is truly actively seeking abuse.
Tianjin's situation is about the same. In May 2026, the Jinnan Branch of the Tianjin Municipal Public Security Bureau released an announcement publicly recruiting 70 auxiliary police officers, with the education threshold uniformly set as "a junior college degree or above recognized by the state." Junior college is already the minimum requirement; one of the positions wanted to recruit 10 people, and as a result, 3,079 applicants showed up, with an application-to-recruitment ratio of about 307:1, closely following Shenzhen.
The city of Luochha is no joke. The era when auxiliary police officers only recruited social idlers is gone forever. Now, those with undergraduate degrees tremble when submitting resumes, and 211 and 985 graduates still sigh in despair at the auxiliary police positions. Exactly right.
The official website of the party-state's Ministry of Public Security clearly states that all 678 auxiliary police officers recruited in Shenzhen's first batch in 2017 possessed undergraduate degrees or above. It was already like that 10 years ago. What did you think? On October 31, 2025, the proposed recruitment list for 80 service auxiliary police officers by the Public Transportation General Team of the Beijing Municipal Public Security Bureau included graduates from various famous universities such as University of Chinese Academy of Sciences, China University of Political Science and Law, University of International Business and Economics, and Communication University of China.
Let me lean against the wall for a second. Junior college graduates all have this reaction. Get lost. Some might say Beijing and Shenzhen absorb national talent, so talent is oversupplied, which is why undergraduates being auxiliary police makes sense, and backward provinces wouldn't be this invulnerable to involution (rat race). Is that really the case? Your understanding is fundamentally wrong, outrageously wrong.
Ah, Gansu Province is backward enough, right? The "Law Enforcement Inspection Report" of the Standing Committee of the Gansu Provincial People's Congress states in black and white: Among the province's auxiliary police force, those with junior college degrees or above already account for over 90%, with undergraduate degrees and above accounting for nearly 40%. In the great Northwest, nearly half of Gansu's auxiliary police officers hold undergraduate or master's degrees. Did you forget to mention doctorates? I am defenseless against this. You can have a mental breakdown now.
Although a few years ago these positions were still propped up by junior college students, all this was caused by the Steamed Bun's three years of pandemic torment, personally commanding it to become like this. Alas, how should I put it? The newly minted auxiliary police officers are swallowing their broken teeth into their stomachs.
What's to say? Nobody is a fool, how could they not know? Becoming a police (Public Security) auxiliary is definitely not because of good pay or avoiding blame, but because there really is no other way out. Dead or alive, at least you get a full belly before you die. Just like a PhD graduate delivering food, they aren't fooled by state television into enjoying the scenery along the way and living a free and easy life; most likely, they couldn't even grab the chance to be a police (Public Security) auxiliary.
Hey, brothers and sisters inside the Great Firewall, be careful with everything. Auxiliary police (Public Security) inside the Great Firewall, please always remember to raise your gun barrels by one inch. Alright,
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