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Hu Jintao Counterattacks Xi Jinping, Internal Word on Ma Xingrui's Death! The Most Brutal Plot Twist of 2026: Removing Xi! CCP Issues Official Report on Airplane Crash into Skyscraper: A Love-Sick Lone Wolf Xianzhong Attack! Petitioning Beyond Jurisdiction Permanently Banned! (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1674 / 2026/07/02)

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This episode mainly discusses recent hot topics in Chinese current affairs, including the bizarre kneeling incident outside a Huawei store in Jiangsu, the viral online rumors regarding Xi Jinping's stroke and the 'remove the protagonist' parody, internal news about the sudden death of Peng Liyuan's cousin Ma Xingrui during an investigation, and the political speculation sparked by the appearance of Hu Jintao's former chief secretary Chen Shiju at the CCP's 105th anniversary celebration. In addition, the program focuses on the official report and netizen skepticism regarding the aircraft collision incident at China Zun in Beijing's Chaoyang District, the new regulations issued by the National Public Complaints and Proposals Administration restricting petitions to higher authorities, and several vicious Xianzhong attacks, including the fire at a farmers' market in Shangqiu, Henan, the explosion at the Longrich factory in Changshu, and the residential building explosion in Huludao.

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It is said that things are treacherous and unpredictable, and it is impossible to tell whether it is a 'black' troll or a Huawei fanboy who loves to kneel; the whole 'troll kneeling' mess is confusing. On July 1st, the CCP's birthday, at the entrance of the Huawei store in Xinghe COCO City, Changzhou, Jiangsu, a young fanboy descended from the sky and, without a word, fell to his knees. With a thud, his knees and forehead hit the ground as if they were free, knocking his head repeatedly—no, wait, he kowtowed four times. Look here, whose child is this? Kowtowing four times upon meeting; isn't he afraid of kowtowing Huawei to death? That's what the 'Kowtow Brother' was thinking. Teacher Li, take a close look: three kowtows for the living, four for the dead. I know that in some parts of Greater China, there are customs; four kowtows represent the highest respect for the deceased. The dead are supreme, so this baby is trying to send Huawei off early. That's why netizens are asking the soul-searching question: I really can't tell if this is a troll anymore. If this isn't a troll, I don't know how these poor kids have survived to this age, living in such a daze. However, looking at the child's skillful and agile movements, I cannot rule out the possibility of high-level 'black' performance art. Liu Zhuo said that this kind of situation has happened before, also in front of a Huawei store inside the Great Firewall, where a young man in black suddenly stood in front of the Huawei store and saluted. Is he sick? Don't jump to conclusions yet; look behind the young man—what is that? He is holding something in his hand: an Apple phone. What is going on? Faith and life don't interfere with each other. It is strongly suspected to be a Ren Zhengfei impersonation show: selling Huawei is work, using Apple is life. The General Secretary stated, 'One by one, they talk about national enterprises and the glory of China, but then they vote with their feet and run to the Apple store to squeeze in like bean sprouts.' From the Little Pinks to the big bosses, they are all fucking drama queens trying to fool me.

Xi Jinping, the true man of the party-state who has steered Huawei's direction for 13 years, cried out in an emergency: "Somebody come quickly, hold me up, I am having a stroke!" Wobbling and staggering, the wheat porter's body was stiff with obvious signs of an out-of-control stroke—what a dampener. The General Secretary said, "Which brat is this? Why must they bring up the one topic we want to avoid? They've dragged out my stroke video again!" Evidence videos leaked once again: Old Xi leaning toward one shoulder when walking has a scientific basis, and not switching shoulders is also forced by physical conditions. If he really switched shoulders, *thud*, the 200 catties of wheat would slide right down. What a stubborn, true man—even his shoulders are that twisted. He has put the Chinese people through 13 years of torment; when is he going to step down? Liu Zhuo secretly read a post on the WaGuoWaHaHa website. What post? Due to a collective boycott by female players of *Love and Deepspace*, dozens of party media outlets jumped into the fray, and the publisher directly removed the new male lead, [Ao Yin]. Regarding this otome game male lead, HaHa said, "I also have a male lead here that everyone hates, and he has been online for 13 years. I wonder if there is a way to—wait a minute, the house-playing game starring this male lead isn't called *Love and Deepspace*, it should be called *Love and the Chinese Dream*, or *Love and Zhongnanhai*, that wraps it up." Netizens instantly replied, "I do not accept removing the male lead from *Love and the Chinese Dream*; you couldn't find a better number-one anti-CCP guy dedicated to putting the car in reverse anywhere under heaven. He really rolled up his sleeves and worked hard to accelerate—online for 13 years, reversing for 13 years, accelerating for 13 years, annoying people for 13 years. Such a person is rare!"

As the saying goes, the party-state dares to struggle daily; with treacherous currents, one must struggle. It's just as well if the spies don't deliver messages to Old Xi; once the urgent report is handed up, Old Xi dies even faster, or at least gets a stroke if he doesn't die. What terrifying news did he hear this time? Good things come in pairs, two at a time, a sudden heavy bombshell that made the antennas of 龘龘 smoke. A stroke is divided into two steps as a whole. Step one: An exceptionally old Aladdin's lamp suddenly lights up, transmitting this piece of news—what news? It says that Ma Xingrui, the rumored close cousin of Peng Liyuan, an important confidant of Xi Jinping and a senior official from the Shandong faction and the aerospace system, is actually no longer in this world. Ma Xingrui has already gone over to the other side to keep Qin Gang company. Qin Gang said, "Where is the person? Wasn't I demoted and retired to spend my old age in peace? How did I die again? Completely dead yet alive again, I have no idea what's going on." The General Secretary smiled and said, "Some people even say Zhang Youxia is no longer among the living! You tell me how this amateur troupe is directed by me—isn't it delightfully ignorant? I'm quite proud of it." But wait, what's this about Ma Xingrui dying? It is rumored that Ma Xingrui, a member of the CCP Central Committee Political Bureau, suddenly died a violent death just over two months after the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection and the National Commission of Supervisory Committee began his disciplinary review. Was it again excessive torture? It's unclear, but the internal briefing received by the highest-level officials was sudden illness unresponsive to emergency treatment—pinching the sudden illness cover-up leaf yet again, giving only 8 words. According to the X account Xin Gaodi, for Xi Jinping and Peng Liyuan, this should be the best possible outcome; they might even think he died too late, ah, because if Ma Xingrui didn't die, he would always be a huge hidden danger to the Xi Jinping couple, and Ma's involvement is simply too widespread. Could they be so cold and ruthless? Even if this business about the close cousin is pending investigation, at least the Peng Liyuan family's benefit bundling with Ma Xingrui is an old friendship of many years, working heart and soul for Xi the Steamed Bun. The General Secretary calmly stated, "How can grassroots oxen and horses understand the dark-art wisdom of the party-state officialdom? Throwing this away, and you call it wisdom? A black-hearted abacus of turning hostile without a trace of sentiment, isn't it?"

I can't worry about that anymore, because the second big piece of news has arrived. Tell me, can your heart stents handle this? Liu Zhuo, take a break to buffer your heart. The news that follows is a massive blow to Xi the Steamed Bun. The former Party leader, Brother Tao, Hu Jintao—who was once dragged out by him in front of the whole world with such bravado—has formed a 'hometown return group' and is back. Is Hu Jintao preparing to drag Xi out this time? You are too impatient. Oh, no, look at the bombshell from Apollo: an unexpected reshuffle, Hu Jintao reappears in the CCP's power map, Brother Tao is making a comeback. Is it real or fake? Chen Shiju, the former director of the General Office of the CCP Central Committee and long-time chief secretary to Hu Jintao for 40 years, suddenly appeared in the second row behind Xi Jinping at the CCP's 105th-anniversary celebration. Oh my god, the old leaders collectively refused to show their support, and Brother Tao's chief secretary charged into the second row. Why does it feel like there's a sense of 'striking back after the enemy has struck' in the air? Is that why Cai Qi was so scared he didn't dare to look up while speaking, desperately reading from his little notebook? The old veteran, old general, and old pilot behind him was also so scared his mouth was wide open and couldn't close. Wait a second, the old man behind Cai Qi with his mouth wide open, was he scared? It feels like his jaw has a problem; his mouth just can't close. People will analyze this carefully. Sorry, you're right, the old general behind Cai Qi is indeed so old he can't close his mouth, just sitting there all day with his mouth wide open, 'ah, ah, ah.' He is a recipient of the July 1st Medal. Wait, why would Xi the Steamed Bun specifically find such an old man who can't control his mouth to attend the meeting? The 'New Highlands' (Xin Gao Di) answered this: those receiving awards can attend in wheelchairs, while the old Standing Committee members who can walk all refused to attend. This is actually quite good. Xi is truly afraid that people like Wen Jiabao and Li Ruihuan would be like Zhu Rongji back in the day—sitting in prominent positions and simply refusing to applaud for Xi, not giving him face and leaving him unable to step down. Pushing old men who can't close their mouths in wheelchairs ensures they won't say or do anything out of line. It really is true; last time, Zhu Rongji firmly refused to applaud for Xi, making the clown emperor extremely awkward, but he couldn't drag Zhu Rongji out again—that would have been a real spectacle. So, wheelchair-bound elders who can't speak or move are the best choice. It's safe, and it costs millions from the national treasury every year. So, sitting there with his mouth wide open laughing is logical. It's frustrating; those who don't understand might think the old man was petitioning at the Great Hall of the People and got dragged out by three Zhongnanhai bodyguards. Anyway, put it this way: for Xi's 105th birthday celebration for the Party, especially the grand finale performance meant to reward the political elders, the venue was filled with men in black, yet the political elders with actual influence and a voice were not allowed to come. Giving opportunities to semi-vegetative old cadres with no mobility and elementary school students only shows that the General Secretary's tolerance level has downgraded. Let's do an emergency poll: do you think that, looking from now, there will be major turmoil in Xi the Steamed Bun's CCP regime throughout 2026? Options: 1. Yes, 2. No, 3. Don't know, 4. Anything is possible. Hurry up and type the number in the comments section.

A small aircraft crashed into China Zun, causing an uproar in overseas public opinion, while inside the Great Firewall, there was dead silence and everything was 404'd. Just as everyone was keeping quiet in a tense atmosphere, the CCP official media suddenly made an announcement, officially declaring who the person who crashed into the CITIC Tower, China Zun, was. Wait, wait, that's sensitive; the official report cannot mention the words 'China Zun' or 'CITIC Tower'. What a bizarre move—the official announcement of the investigation results doesn't even mention what building was hit, not at all. The authorities only posted a situation report on their official Weibo on Thursday, which is today, July 2nd, solemnly stating that it was actually nothing, just a 'minor friction' involving a light sports aircraft colliding with a high-rise building near the East Third Ring Road in Chaoyang District on June 26th. It was 'especially minor,' and the 13 injured are now out of danger after treatment. What about the pilot? Wasn't it said he died on the spot? The dead are to be respected, why ask so much? You're nitpicking again. Let me tell you, the aircraft pilot was a certain Liu, your namesake—let's just say Liu Junhua. This Liu is a man, a 66-year-old Beijing local, a freelancer. At 66, he's not retired; he's the 'flexible employment' type of freelancer. He had no job, was divorced and lived alone, suffered from long-term insomnia and anxiety, and wrote in his diary every day about not wanting to live anymore, specifically longing for the day his life would end. Is it true or false? Anyway, after a comprehensive investigation, it was determined that this was a public safety incident caused by very personal reasons. That's it. As long as the phrase 'endangering public safety' is there, it's enough. They officially admitted this was an 'aerial Xianzhong attack.' Let's leave it at that; stop trying to make scary connections, go home, wash up, and go to sleep. Thank you. It seems the official report is secretly endorsing the previous rumors: Liu Junhua developed a romantic relationship with a woman who was responsible for recruitment and also served as a flight instructor while learning to fly. During this time, he invested a large amount of money, and subsequently fell into a predicament due to emotional and financial problems, starting to look for an opportunity to commit a Xianzhong attack. The Party says, 'Yes, the logical chain is very complete.' This is a typical 'I'm crazy for you, I'm wild for you, I'll crash into a big wall for you' incident. That's all the gossip for now; everyone go home to your own mothers. The whole 'divorced, living alone, crashing into a wall' ghost story wasn't explained clearly at all. Netizens are completely confused. A 66-year-old, divorced, living alone, with long-term insomnia—this stack of information is maxed out. Can he really get a pilot's license? Are domestic general aviation schools so indifferent to psychological assessments during pilot recruitment physicals now? Don't ask; the Party has already characterized this person as having psychological problems. Netizens understand the Party's routine: if it's not 'divorced and living alone,' it's 'insomnia and anxiety.' They love to demonize character profiles, directing public anger toward the criticism of individual personality flaws, diagnosing social causes as individual medical cases. Stigmatizing individuals to cover up structural collapse is their most practiced way of getting out of a jam.

He understands. Finally, the most bizarre plot that the two brothers predicted a few days ago has appeared: Ms. Liu Junhua from CITIC and another Mr. Liu Junhua share the same name, and both were learning to fly small planes at the same flight school. Then, the male version of Liu Junhua flew a plane across heavy air defense obstacles to crash into the female version of Liu Junhua's company building. This coincidence is just that seamless. There are also the three scenarios analyzed by the two brothers: if they admit that the one who crashed into the building was the CITIC Liu Junhua, it would be a side confirmation that the Party's financial industry has collapsed. If they don't admit it and conjure up a male Liu Zhenhua, the General Secretary would feel uneasy again, fearing 'those who carry bows and hidden swords.' Therefore, the General Secretary indicated, 'My first choice, the best scenario, is a man. BUT, if it's because he couldn't get the girl and had no desire to live, choosing to die to prove his point, then I can rest easy.' It's exactly as the teahouse predicted, not a single word off. Let me ask, can the 'Wheat-Carrier' sleep well and dream the Chinese Dream after writing such a script? A reminder to Baozi: the authorities have at least admitted it was a Xianzhong attack. The era of aerial Xianzhong attacks has arrived. Let's do another poll: do you believe the official report on the China Zun crash incident? Choose A for believe, B for don't believe. Hurry up and type the letter in the comments section.

The Party has come up with another clever little trick to secure its rule. This new, insidious tactic, aimed at preventing the "cattle and horses" (the common people) from forming malicious long lines in front of the Beijing Letters and Calls Bureau to smear the glorious situation of the Party-state, was quietly implemented yesterday, July 1st. Policies "serving the people" are always introduced in such a low-key and unavoidable manner. There are 8 points in total, but focus on the 4th: it states that if a petitioner crosses the jurisdiction of the local or superior authority to visit the National Public Complaints and Proposals Administration or relevant central ministries, they must hold written materials or electronic documents issued by provincial-level organs regarding their petition. Don't understand? It's simple: anyone going to the central government to cry for justice must have proof from the province that they have already cried there and received a response. If you've already received a response, why go to Beijing? Because you are "刁民" (stubborn people) and "贱人" (lowly people) who are just being difficult. It makes me sick; there is no limit to how they humiliate petitioners. If you can't produce the evidence from the province, the National Public Complaints and Proposals Administration and central ministries will not register you, and petitioners are asked to return to their jurisdiction to resolve the issue through the "one-stop" process. Thank you. What does "return to your jurisdiction" mean? It means you aren't allowed to block the official sedan of the "Blue Sky Great Official" at the foot of the Imperial City to file a complaint. Anyone who comes will be sent back to their hometown to be beaten. That's right, the heads of the Letters and Calls Bureaus are grinding their teeth; if you make Xi the Boss lose face, don't expect to have any face yourself—retaliation is coming. This is called "doing things according to the rules." Just wait until you get back and the provincial petition departments make a trap to beat the piss out of you. In short, if you are stuck under the rule of the Steamed Bun Party, just accept your bad luck. If you complain and bypass levels, you'll get hammered. They are determined to "secure the empire" to the end. Petitioners are furious; the reason we traveled all the way to Beijing is precisely because local authorities refuse to solve our problems, and local officials protect each other while dragging things out. Oh, and now Beijing won't let us come either? You might as well just shoot us. Tears are streaming down. Actually, in my opinion, anyone who believes that the petition system can solve problems hasn't figured out how the world works. What do I mean? The CCP's laws are useless, so they created a petition department, which is even more useless—it's just another government office collecting the Party's salary. If you think they are there to work for the "cattle and horses," you are truly overthinking it.

It seems Xi the Steamed Bun can only sit and wait for "Xianzhong" (indiscriminate revenge) attacks to blossom everywhere in the Party-state. It has already begun. In this year of the Red Horse and Red Sheep, there are too many people committing such acts, and it cannot be ruled out that some petitioners are being forced into it. Aside from the massive "Xianzhong" attack at the China Zun, Beijing's tallest building, in the last two days, small-scale attacks are everywhere. Last month, a fire broke out at the 310 Agricultural Market in Shangqiu, Henan. The official report claimed that the dry goods warehouse in the market spontaneously combusted due to high temperatures and dry weather, with the number of casualties unknown. In reality, local netizens said a merchant whose capital chain had broken and who could no longer survive, dragged others down with him in a fit of rage—a massive "Xianzhong" act. You tell me, isn't this the bottom-tier preying on the bottom-tier? It's all caused by the economic collapse directed by the Steamed Bun. Many tragic videos from the scene leaked; local firefighters revealed that 36 charred bodies were carried out. So many! The merchants suffered heavy losses, and years of accumulation were destroyed in an instant. Who knows how many families were bankrupted and left unable to survive? It's too tragic—36 bodies. Who knows how many souls died unjustly? If you want to commit a "Xianzhong" act, please turn left and head out the door. Also last month, an employee at the Lonkey factory in Changshu, Jiangsu, committed a "Xianzhong" act. When the explosion occurred, about 400 employees were working, and most didn't make it out. Look here, sigh, it's a scene of absolute doomsday catastrophe. Again, the bottom-tier harming the bottom-tier; every debt has a debtor, every grievance has a source—hurting the innocent doesn't make you a hero. Let's talk about a "Xianzhong" event that just happened. Twitter account Luo Xiang received a tip from a netizen in the fire department. The netizen said that on June 29, 2026, at 7:11, a "Xianzhong" attack occurred in Unit 3 of a residential building in Xingbei Community, Jiulong Subdistrict, Nanpiao District, Huludao City. Everyone in the whole building is gone. The whole building! At least one unit was completely blown up and collapsed. When we arrived at the scene, there was thick smoke and the smell of explosives everywhere. It is estimated that there were at least 30 casualties. It is said that a mistress of an official lived there and committed the act after being trapped in the room. Because the contractor was owed over 30 million in construction fees for 5 years without payment, the boss went bankrupt and his family was destroyed, triggering the attack. What is this? The whole building is gone. This is a miniature version of 9/11. Guess how the officials explained it? A suspected liquefied gas leak caused a flash explosion, resulting in 3 people missing. After a full search and rescue, the 3 missing persons were all found with no vital signs. The whole building only had 3 people living in it. No problem there.

Besides fires, "Xianzhong" attacks with knives and driving into crowds are also common. Look here, sigh, after watching this, I don't want to say anything except: as long as the CCP is not removed, the disasters will not stop. Heaven will destroy the CCP; quit the Party to save your life. A reminder again:

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