Major Bad News for Xi Jinping in Saving the Party: "Time to Kick the Bucket"! CCP Cracks Down on Kevin Tsai, Campaigning for Puma Shen? Female Spy Monitors Lai Ching-te's Eldest Son, Arrested Before Boarding! Cyndi Wang Accidentally Leaks Secrets, Mainland Spouse Xiaowei Pays the Price After Pledging Loyalty... (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1764 / 2026/10/05)
The program discusses the upside-down blood flag at the entrance of the Kunming Trinity International Church, a Shandong petitioner using a tractor for irony, and the mainland spouse Xiaowei bearing her own medical expenses after a car accident. The program also highlights Cyndi Wang mentioning that her performances in Harbin require official approval, Kevin Tsai being criticized by mainland media and dropped by partner brands after attending Shen Po-yang's campaign headquarters, and reports on Zhang Wanying being arrested at Los Angeles airport for allegedly acting under the instructions of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) to monitor the eldest son of Lai Ching-te in the United States.
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The ancients said: "Three feet above your head there are gods; you must have a sense of awe." Well, this person who is about to pass away seems to have said earlier: "Don't look at how boisterous you are today, be careful of the reckoning in the future; all of this will come true." It's frustrating. But it really did come true.
On October 1, 2026, the CCP's National Humiliation Day, a five-star blood flag was hung upside down at the entrance of the Kunming Trinity International Church. No, wait, the blood flag was hung upside down at the entrance of the Trinity Church? Yes. So after the photo went online, did the comment section explode? The CCP's blood flag was hung upside down; is this the gods three feet above passing down a decree? The time for the CCP to be finished has arrived. Wait, three feet above, Trinity Church, oh my god, this is a huge deal; the CCP is on the verge of collapse. CCP General Secretary Xi Jinping muttered in his China Dream: "All of this will come true." The most accurate piece of sleep-talking ever.
It is exactly: Hanging the flag upside down, driving in reverse; there are many strange things in this topsy-turvy world. In the Luocha Sea City, everything is "great, glorious, and correct," shouting slogans while going down the hill. Why are you so right?
On October 2, in Rizhao, Shandong, a Douyin user posted a video of himself driving a tractor with a large "great, glorious, and correct" slogan speeding down the street. What is wrong with this guy? The man said: "There is nothing wrong with me; it is the corrupt officials and businessmen colluding with the underworld to hit me, and the black police who sentenced me for 'picking quarrels and provoking trouble' who have problems. I was hit by a petitioner, and I was detained for 10 or 15 days for defending my rights, and even sentenced to two years; until now, I have grievances with nowhere to vent." This is dizzying. A petitioner suppressed for defending his rights, driving a tractor through the streets on National Humiliation Day, praising the CCP as "great, glorious, and correct"; has he been driven crazy by the Party? Anyway, that's what the man's avatar says, but if a good person has a way to live, who would want to sharpen their blade and head to Liangshan? Is driving a tractor heading to Liangshan? Look here, pfft, performance art of ironic rights defense; at this point, the art is complete.
Not long after the video was posted, over ten thousand netizens reposted it, and the comment section was filled with all kinds of hilarious ironic memes. It seems that as Xi the Steamed Bun drives in reverse and accelerates, the gold content of new Soviet jokes continues to increase. The Cyberspace Administration of China is confused, completely unable to tell whether this Shandong man is a "high-level black" (sophisticated critic), a "low-level red" (clumsy sycophant), or if he has truly lost his mind. Anyway, it's not normal. Otherwise, why would he use such a crazy method? Hey, hey, stop, you absolutely cannot use the word "crazy." Why? Because the three characters for "mental illness" are a new nickname for the General Secretary. Hey, this is possible, let's quickly talk about why the Steamed Bun is called a mental patient.
This is a messy, tangled account. A Chinese influencer was taking a taxi in Indonesia. While she was live-streaming with music playing out loud, the driver suddenly turned his head and shouted, "Xi Jinping." Why did he suddenly think of shouting "Xi Jinping"? He probably wanted to show off a little trick, knowing that foreigners also know Xi Jinping is China's biggest official, known to everyone, so he just wanted to jump on the trending topic and show off some Chinese. You have to admit, foreigners really love showing off Chinese words. Was it pronounced well? Quite well. How did the female influencer react? The Chinese female influencer's reaction was brilliant; she giggled endlessly and said, "Which bad Chinese person taught this driver to say 'mentally ill' (shenjingbing)?" Ah, changing Xi Jinping directly to mentally ill? The key part was that she later told the Indonesian driver, "Shenjingbing is not good." Done. Calling Xi Jinping mentally ill is already discussing state affairs improperly, and calling it "not good" adds a crime on top of a crime.
Twisted yet hilarious, the satire is super high-level. Look here, ah-pu, just going with the flow and fitting the description. "Not good," directly pointing to a fool. The comment section is rolling with laughter, and a netizen sighed: "The satire is too wonderful, that divine commentary in the video accidentally became so honest. Xi Jinping is not good, and the whole scene directly matched the description. This wave of high-level black humor is truly breathtaking." The beauty perfectly avoided sensitive words, but ended up stepping on a mega-mine, leaving "mentally ill" as an eternal classic.
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Alright, picking up from where we left off, during the October 1 National Humiliation Day, mainland spouse Xiaowei, who advocated for "forceful reunification" and was driven back to the mainland by Taiwan, had a roller coaster experience that got all twisted up. What happened to Xiaowei again? The blow came particularly suddenly. On October 1, Xiaowei, in the hopeful fields of her hometown in Guizhou, high-profilely blessed the party-state along with hometown extras, toasting to the National Humiliation Day, a rural version of loyalty expression. As soon as she finished blessing the party-state, the next day she reported her safety from the hospital: "I was hit by a car." Look here, isn't that scary? Scary, telling her that praising the Communist Party and running forward leads to this, is she okay?
She's not okay; the hit-and-run driver is gone. After getting her bones fractured, Xiaowei first went to the Dejiang Hospital emergency room for a CT scan, and then was admitted to Yanhe Hospital. Because the driver fled, there was no one to accompany her the whole time, and Xiaowei paid for all the medical expenses herself. The contact number the driver left for the traffic police was even fake and completely unreachable. Ah, Xiaowei asked: "Does this kind of behavior count as a hit-and-run? I hope the traffic police will urge the other party to come out and bear the compensation they should." The traffic police replied: "Don't ask me, I'm annoyed. Whoever your great savior is, go find them."
Upon hearing this, Xiaowei urgently picked up tree leaves to cover half of the mountain song she praised Mao Zedong with more than half a month ago: "He is the great savior of the people." Look here, I'm speechless. After singing "the great savior of the people" for a long time, she ends up paying the full amount out of her own pocket for a bunch of CT scans. Isn't the powerful party-state behind her screwing her over? The party she loves and praises to death won't even fucking pay for all her medical expenses. Netizens are both lamenting her misfortune and feeling exasperated by her lack of fighting spirit: "You don't know how lucky you are, if you knew today, why did you root for the commie bandits in the beginning?"
Let's just put it this way: on the mainland, if you don't pay the full amount, even if you crawl to the hospital, they won't treat you. Is there any such thing as paying first and then getting treatment in Taiwan? I don't know. Taiwan tea friends, welcome to share in the comment section how hospitals on your side would handle this kind of situation. Right, if Xiaowei encountered this situation in Taiwan, how would Taiwanese hospitals treat her? Sorry, if Xiaowei were in Taiwan, she probably wouldn't encounter a hit-and-run driver leaving a fake phone number and then disappearing without a trace, right?
Urgent poll: Why do you think, after experiencing so many comparisons, mainland spouse Xiaowei still stands up for the party? Candidate answers: 1. A deeply brainwashed victim of the commie bandits; 2. Beaten by the iron fist yet playing the victim, continuing to sing praises in a few days; 3. Standing up for traffic to facilitate live-stream sales; 4. Knowing the truth completely, but pleasing the party against her will due to the CCP's tyranny. Quickly type the number in the comment section. Alas, after experiencing so many comparisons, I don't know if Xiaowei still has the motivation to express loyalty to the party. The party says, let Xiaowei stay wherever it's cool.
Now is the time to test the loyalty-expression strength of [Taiwanese artists]. Ah, Taiwanese artists expressing loyalty? YES IT IS. As everyone knows, every October 1 is the moment when the CCP brings money to test the loyalty-expression determination of Taiwanese artists. Those roasted on the barbecue rack are burnt to a crisp, and artists who couldn't withstand the torture all left the scene. According to media statistics, there were still about 30 Taiwanese artists posting to celebrate the CCP's National Humiliation Day in 2024, and this year only 19 remain. The party-state's economy has collapsed, fewer people are watching shows, and the mainland entertainment market's appeal isn't as great anymore. The appeal isn't great, but the control is really huge. What does this mean? Taiwanese singer Cyndi Wang's on-site reaction serves as proof.
Ah, Cyndi Wang went to the mainland for a performance during National Humiliation Day? Yes. On October 3, Taiwanese singer Cyndi Wang held a commercial concert at the Harbin International Convention and Exhibition Center Stadium. Cyndi Wang interacted with fans on-site, and the fans were too excited, wanting to go on stage to express their feelings. Did the surprise come this suddenly? Wrong, it was terror. Why? Because little Cyndi flusteredly said: "Hey hey hey, absolutely not! Let alone you coming up, I'm not even allowed to go down to the audience. Whoever goes up or down has to be reported and approved in advance." Oh my god, Guo Degang's "quiet inside the Forbidden City" Cyndi Wang version. Look here, my god, this is simply singing in Pyongyang! What do you think?
According to netizen speculation, after Cyndi Wang spoke her mind on stage, it is highly likely she will face an internal investigation. Why? Because she pulled back the curtain on the state secret of the entertainment industry, saying, "Everything has to be submitted for approval before going up, and I can't just go down either." For Taiwanese artists who want to apply to develop in the mainland in the future, this acted as a terrible deterrent, like slamming the table to scare a kitten—everyone was completely dumbfounded. Guan Chang Chen Chih-han asked, is the territory of Xi Jinping controlled this strictly? Did you really think the money in the fallen area was easy to make? You have to trade your dignity for it.
Speaking of which, in this magical world, danger lurks everywhere. Because he appeared at the Taipei mayoral campaign site of Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) Legislator Kuma Puma (Shen Po-yang), Kevin Tsai, a famous Taiwanese host who was once wildly popular in the mainland, was denounced and discredited overnight by mainland media. Writer Cui Cheng-hao on X was dumbfounded, saying that just half a year ago, Luo Yonghao did an exclusive interview with Kevin Tsai lasting three and a half hours, and Luo Yonghao even praised him heavily: "Kevin Tsai is my idol, recognized by the entire Chinese-speaking hosting world as the best speaker." The best speaker in the Chinese-speaking hosting world is about to be silenced by the Party. Don't you think the Chinese Communist Party is overbearing?
On October 4, the campaign headquarters establishment rally of DPP Taipei mayoral candidate Shen Po-yang was attended by more than 120,000 people. Taiwan's President Lai Ching-te and former President Tsai Ing-wen appeared together to show their support. Taiwanese media discovered that the famous host Kevin Tsai attended in a low-key manner. When interviewed, Kevin Tsai said he just came to "witness it," trying to avoid suspicion? Meaning, he wasn't there specifically to express support. Moreover, Kevin Tsai's assistant told Taiwanese reporters that Teacher Tsai was only there to cover the event and would also consider visiting Kuomintang (KMT) candidate Chiang Wan-an, keeping the scale balanced.
BUT, the condescending Chinese Communist media didn't care about any of that; going there at all was unacceptable. How arrogant of them, and their strikes were super ruthless. Because of this, no Taiwanese artist dared to make a single rash move. The iron fist of the Chinese Communist media smashed down hard, finally seizing the opportunity to act murderously toward the people of Taiwan. What? Kevin Tsai appeared at the campaign venue of a "Taiwan independence" element, wearing a mask to disguise himself, and was criticized as a typical "two-faced person." They claimed Kevin Tsai should have known that for stumping for "Taiwan independence" elements, we citizens of the Chinese Communist state have zero tolerance.
Just as Kevin Tsai appeared at the so-called "Taiwan independence" element's campaign site, Leapmotor, the top-selling new energy vehicle brand of the party-state, issued an emergency statement cutting ties, and the well-known brand Bicester Series China shopping village also solemnly stated that it had removed all cooperative content related to Kevin Tsai. Many variety shows hosted by Kevin Tsai were removed from shelves domestically, with only a few "live-streaming sales videos" remaining. Taiwanese media reported that even KMT Chairman Jessica Su could not understand Kevin Tsai, raising this question: "Could it really be that you don't want China's massive commercial interests?" Shh, isn't that shameful? Netizens also said: "In places without ballots, people are exceptionally sensitive." How is it that you, someone who grew up in a place with ballots, have reactions that keep pace with those without ballots? Forget it, didn't some people even say that General Secretary Xi's big hands are like soft clouds? Envious, jealous, hateful, burning with frustration.
Moving on to the reaction from the mainland side. Tencent reported: "Kevin Tsai criticized for stumping for 'Taiwan independence' elements, netizens strongly boycott." Vomit-inducing indeed; the Party Mother pounded the bed in anger and threw netizens out to fight the vanguard. But you haven't seen this yet: "Kevin Tsai lobbies for 'Taiwan independence' diehard Shen Po-yang, and Chiang Wan-an stumps for Kevin Tsai." Even Chiang Wan-an was cursed along with him.
Alright, let's look at the reactions of the two Taipei mayoral candidates, Chiang Wan-an and Shen Po-yang, when this storm struck. My god, this truly demonstrates the poise and demeanor of politicians in a free and democratic society, providing a stark contrast of earth and heaven compared to the frantic Chinese Communist bandits. A collection of truths, completely unadorned. Shen Po-yang addressed Kevin Tsai with great warmth as "Brother Kang-yong," completely devoid of the condescension toward outsiders typically seen among mainland officialdom. It is estimated that the Taiwan Affairs Office wouldn't even dare to send these videos to Xi's office; Baozi might take physical action on the spot, or perhaps without moving, just drop flat on the ground. A stroke master looking to start a碰瓷 (professional碰瓷er).
Especially seeing Chiang Wan-an speak up for Kevin Tsai, shouting: "Everyone has the right to freely participate in political activities; this is the core value of Taiwan's democracy." He also took the opportunity to call on mainland China to respect Taiwan's free and democratic lifestyle and not treat people differently based on political inclinations. KMT Caucus Secretary-General Hsu Yu-chen also expressed her stance, stating that the KMT does not agree with the mainland's censorship behavior, and that regardless of the party, it is first a party under a democratic system rather than a dictatorial and tyrannical party that dominates everything, deletes posts, and bans accounts.
The X account "Asian Finance" stated that after Kevin Tsai appeared at Shen Po-yang's campaign headquarters, mainland Leapmotor was so frightened that it cut ties overnight. Looking back at Taiwan, Chiang Wan-an expressed support and respect for Kevin Tsai, and even invited him to participate in his own campaign activities. Kevin Tsai also happily responded: "Humbled by Mayor Chiang Wan-an's invitation, Kang-yong will gladly go to observe and learn."
Whether Kevin Tsai or Leung Man-bee, they are actually moderate democratic intellectuals. I guess that if Xi Baozi were to see the words "moderate democracy," he would immediately bounce up: "Moderate my ass, we must dare to struggle and be good at struggle, and we must also have a fine style and win battles." Little Pinks charge forward online precisely according to this instruction from Xi Baozi, enthusiastically setting off a vigorous movement to catch spies.
Running over to catch spies again, a large number of mainland Wumao, little pink, and wolf warrior netizens called for a boycott of Kevin Tsai, and began using a magnifying glass to urgently scavenge for and frame past entertainment show remarks. They also immediately concluded that after the incident, not only did Kevin Tsai fail to respond positively, but he cleared his Weibo and following list, which clearly demonstrated his stance. As the X account Taiwan Soul A-an put it, the CCP is really afraid of Shen Po-yang. Kevin Tsai was just looking around there, didn't go on stage to speak, didn't accept interviews, and had his entire face tightly wrapped—even that is not allowed?
Across the entire Weibo trending topics list, Kevin Tsai occupied three spots, subjected to an aggressive, overwhelming wave of attacks and condemnation. Once the posture was struck, netizens completely broke down. Does this look familiar? Exactly. Before Tsai Ing-wen ran for re-election, Lai Ching-te ran for president, and even before U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited Taiwan, the CCP regime from top to bottom, from the media to kindergartens, seemed to puff out its chest, glare fiercely, and pound the table to scare people in this exact same way. Teammate from hell doing reverse campaigning, delivering a massive gift package à la Puma Shen, let us go.
X account Finding noted that in recent mayoral candidate polls in Taipei, Chiang Wan-an and Puma Shen have similar support rates and are the main competitors. They represent the Kuomintang and the Democratic Progressive Party, respectively. BUT, the CCP suddenly censoring Kevin Tsai for participating in Puma Shen's campaign activities has now changed things. Needless to say, based on my experience, Puma Shen is bound to be elected, mark my words. Let us run another poll for all-knowing tea drinkers: how do you assess the impact of the CCP's retaliation against Kevin Tsai on the election race? Here are the options: A. No impact at all; B. The communist bandits helped Puma Shen; C. Anything is possible, continue observing. Hurry up and type your letter in the comment section.
As the saying goes, luck has entered a truly unfortunate phase, and the leaky CCP edifice has completely collapsed once again. Which part has collapsed this time? Didn't you mention the major scandal in the previous episode where male communist spies honey-trapped a senior Federal Reserve advisor and crashed and burned? Another case involves a female communist spy monitoring the eldest son of ROC President Lai Ching-te, and the female communist spy has fallen into the legal net. Catching communist spies is also playing hot potato, one connected to the other.
CBS reported, citing sources among U.S. law enforcement, that the FBI arrested 34-year-old California real estate agent Wanying Zhang, a.k.a. Swallow Little Zhang, at Los Angeles International Airport on October 4. She was accused of acting under the instructions of the CCP government to monitor the crimes of ROC Taiwan President Lai Ching-te's eldest son, Lai Ting-yu, and his family in the United States, photographing their residence and vehicle information. Utterly speechless. You say, do the communist bandits have any class or not? You cannot defeat Lai Ching-te, so why are you sneaking around spying on his son?
Though she did not sneak around in vain. Right on cue, just as the communist bandit Swallow Wanying Zhang was about to board a flight to Shanghai, a pair of cold handcuffs snapped crisply onto Swallow Little Zhang's slender wrists. Federal law enforcement caught her red-handed—well, virtually red-handed, because this sister was about to take the information and flee to the CCP regime to claim credit and rewards. The FBI special agent immediately stated: "Forget about claiming a reward, start by claiming a prison sentence." A charge sheet was placed before the dumbfounded female secret agent Wanying Zhang: "You are accused of doing a great job, except you failed to register according to the law. The status of a foreign government agent that you diligently served as—well, even living Lei Fengs do not operate this way."
According to the criminal complaint filed with the federal court by members of the FBI Los Angeles Counterintelligence Task Force, Wanying Zhang and an accomplice allegedly traveled to Seattle, Washington in September 2025 to monitor the family member of a high-ranking Taiwanese official, referring specifically to the family of President Lai Ching-te's eldest son, Lai Ting-yu. The complaint points out that Wanying Zhang and a man referred to as "Individual 1" flew from Las Vegas to Seattle on September 1, 2025, rented a black Nissan Rogue SUV, and drove to Lai Ting-yu's residence to engage in shady business. Neighbor surveillance footage shows that when Lai Ting-yu, his wife, and children returned home that night, the two CCP secret agents were secretly filming from the side. Having someone secretly film you in the middle of the night still sounds quite terrifying.
During the process, Wanying Zhang was overjoyed and reported via WeChat to her handler contact in the CCP government: "Saw him, the young man arrived, just that young man." She also added: "I am filming." Wait a minute, while secretly filming, she still dared to contact superiors and report on her work? This is simply too arrogant. Truly producing results, right after saying that, she forwarded two sets of license plate numbers. So fucking evil. The FBI revealed that these chat messages were discovered from her iCloud account using a search warrant.
FBI Special Agent Kevin Holt stated in the criminal complaint filed on October 3 that if the CCP hopes to gain leverage to pressure Taiwan's president in a potential future conflict, obtaining the locations, homes, and vehicle photos of Taiwan senior officials' close relatives could have intelligence value. Could they be planning to kidnap President Lai's son and daughter-in-law as hostages? Hard to say.
According to the complaint, Wanying Zhang maintained contact with at least two individuals suspected of working for the CCP government—two handlers. In June 2025, she met one of these CCP government officials through a classmate at Beijing University of International Relations. It must be from the Ministry of State Security. By the way, the FBI pointed out that this school is closely related to China's Ministry of State Security. Upon hearing "classmate from Beijing University of International Relations," one knows that Wanying Zhang received professional secret agent training.
Wanying Zhang, who lives in Irvine, California, has the superficial identity of a real estate agent. Her certified LinkedIn account shows that Wanying Zhang graduated from Beijing University of International Relations in her early years. BBC Chinese reporters explained that this school is closely related to the CCP authorities, boasting strengths in state security, international issues, and foreign language disciplines. Furthermore, in June 2025, during a trip to China, Wanying Zhang allegedly met with this CCP state security official in a private dining room in Changsha and accepted the surveillance mission. Oh, she went back to Changsha to pick up the gig.
Afterward, she kept sending messages to her handler, such as: "I can handle this matter. I will be busy with work in Los Angeles this week, and I might go to Seattle next week." The other party replied: "Okay, thank you for your hard work." By the way, it seems her husband also works at the same real estate agency. Yes, but when CBS contacted her husband, Xiao Ding, on October 4, he stated: "I don't know anything at the moment," and refused to comment further. He wouldn't say a word even if he were killed.
Oh, by the way, what is the situation with President Lai Ching-te's eldest son? President Lai's eldest son, Lai Ting-yu, is in his 30s. He is an engineer who studied in the United States and currently works for the Dutch multinational electronics company Philips. Oh, he previously obtained a master's degree in bioengineering from Johns Hopkins University and a doctorate in bioengineering from the University of Washington. He is just an ordinary Chinese person in the U.S., working and living a normal life, and has absolutely nothing to do with the CCP.
The problem is that the CCP has been monitoring and harassing Chinese dissidents and pro-democracy activists in the United States more than once or twice. Their intelligence gathering, surveillance, and "Operation Fox Hunt" have never stopped; this is what you call lifting a rock only to drop it on one's own feet. This is the rhythm that pushes President Trump to provide more arms sales. In any case, CCP leader Xi Jinping has a guiding principle: first make a big fuss, then settle the score; all of this will eventually come to pass.