Xi Jinping Crashes the “Long March Gathering”? Hu Chunhua’s Whole Family Out of Contact! Li Qiang Runs the Country Day and Night; Beijing Hires Hitmen to Run Down Huang Yihao, and After the Plot Exposed It Boosts Shen Boyang’s Campaign! Before the Discipline Inspection Comrades Broke In, the Party Official Had Already Burned a Million in Cash! (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1781 / 2026/10/22)

The main contents of this episode include: A female netizen had her ribs broken while watching the flag-raising ceremony at Tiananmen Square; National University of Defense Technology strictly investigates VPNs and foreign agents, causing panic among students; A party official in Shanxi has a chaotic family life, leaving discipline inspection commission members in tears after hearing about it; Cao Jiongfang, Secretary of the Xiangtan Municipal Party Committee, and his wife burned one million in cash to destroy evidence of their illicit gains; An official in Changchun named "Zuguo" (Motherland) is under investigation; Xi Jinping's attendance at the 90th anniversary of the Long March victory and his queue arrangement have sparked speculation about his health and succession plans; Hu Chunhua and his family are suspected to be missing; Shen Boyang surpasses Chiang Wan-an in the Taipei mayoral poll; The case of the CCP hiring hitmen across the border to ram Taiwanese crosstalk comedian Huang Yi-hao has been solved, with the New Taipei District Prosecutors Office indicting five suspects.

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Let's just say you would never guess how magical, bizarre, absurd, and twisted the Great Eastern Nation has become; you have to cover your teeth and ask timidly just how bad it is. It's hard to describe the extent, but a female netizen had two of her ribs broken on the spot while watching the flag-raising ceremony at Tiananmen Square. Yes, two ribs. Afterward, the female netizen proudly recalled this unforgettable experience—proud even though her ribs were broken. Of course, I should be the first person in history to be this proud, right? "Watching the flag-raising at Tiananmen in Beijing, I was so excited that I heard a 'crack' and it startled me. I thought, 'Oh no,' but it didn't hurt at all. The effect of this spiritual opium is quite strong. It wasn't until the third day after I got back that I realized something was wrong; I was in so much pain I was grimacing. When I went to the hospital, it turned out the fifth and sixth ribs had held hands and snapped." You tell me, isn't this a miserable work-related injury? Only after being crushed into a second-class disabled person by various Little Pinks did she realize she was a complete and utter sacrificial lamb. The woman with the two broken ribs said the sacrifice felt a bit stifling, not heroic at all. It was all for nothing, having fantasized in military school that she was a female version of Huang Jiguang using her ribs to block a gun barrel.

Hey, hey, hey, stop right there. Letting your imagination run wild in a military academy is an easy way to get your military status revoked. Wait, what's wrong with this person? Why would they revoke their military status? Oh my, you don't know yet? You better catch up, something huge happened, it's all over the internet. Netizens say a student from the National University of Defense Technology told me today that they are cracking down on the use of foreign agents. Damn, they are strictly checking for VPNs at the military academy. The key is that the results are quite 'impressive'—several people have already had their military status revoked. Ah, they're playing for real? What did you think? And it's the kind of thing where you're walking down the street or sitting in the library and suddenly someone shouts, 'Hands up!' and searches your computer. My god, it's like the Japanese invaders entering a village, total red terror. The students at the National University of Defense Technology are all trembling in fear. They say, 'I'm hiding downstairs in a convenience store, it's already full of people who don't dare to go back.' It's comparable to the Cultural Revolution, it's too terrifying. Is this modern society? The speed of reversing history is too fast, and even at this speed, the superiors are still not satisfied; they've already issued notices. Just now, the academy held an emergency meeting on information cleanup. The situation is extremely grim, the problems are shocking, and the terminology used is exactly the same as the Cultural Revolution. Now they are checking all Apple charging cable ports on campus. They don't let you use Apple phones, no, especially those plainclothes officers who are small and thin, randomly checking on the road. Headphones are also forbidden; headphones, computers, smartwatches, all of them are prohibited. Let me ask, wouldn't Huawei's Ren Zhengfei laugh out loud at this? Forget it, Ren Zhengfei is too busy crying, he hasn't even figured out his own affairs. Now, people who disappear from time to time are in a state of 'elastic disconnect.' Everyone is neurotic, how could they dare to laugh? I was left speechless. Once the 'Chief Accelerator' goes crazy, the high-level officials start fighting each other in a meat grinder, with blood splattering everywhere. It's neither 'a joy to behold' nor 'a chaotic mess'—well, never mind what 'chaotic' means. Insiders within the system say that comrades in the Discipline Inspection Commission have cried several times because of the barbaric ecosystem of 'communist wives' in the Party's officialdom. What kind of shocking situation is this 'crying'? A Party official in Shanxi confessed that a few years ago he married a widow. Ah, that widow had a daughter who fell in love and married the Party official's own father, who was a department-level official. The daughter and the Party official's father—what the hell? Later, the Party official's daughter became his stepmother, and the Party official's father became his son-in-law. I'm vomiting, and so am I. Two years later, the Party official's wife gave birth to a son, and that's where the trouble started: the son calls him 'Dad,' and he calls the son 'Uncle.' What kind of mess is this? It's not over yet. The Party official is his wife's husband, but his wife is his stepmother's mother, so the Party official is his own maternal grandfather. Ah, he ended up being his own grandfather? YES IT IS. So, after this tangled mess of relationships was laid out, the comrades in the Discipline Inspection Commission just started crying? Damn it, even when Old Mao was hiding in the caves of Yan'an, the secret codes weren't this complicated. Xi the Steamed Bun is secretly laughing while saying, 'I'm getting confused by this

Well, you've inadvertently touched on today's news sore spot again. What did I say? The CCP Central Committee's seven little dwarfs are out of line again, all present and accounted for. Li Zheng said that when Xi Jinping led the seven members of the Standing Committee to put on a catwalk show, they showed a new lineup. The old faces in a new lineup look treacherous and unpredictable. Former Inner Mongolia official Du Wen retweeted this video and commented that they are not even pretending anymore. This morning, Xi Jinping strode into the Great Hall of the People with a swagger, shaking off his underlings and sitting down directly. The meaning is very clear: telling the whole party and all sectors that I am in very good health and can continue to hold power. Could it be that the decline over the past two months was really just an act? This detail is very interesting. The video was clearly sped up, but regarding the bun suddenly puffing out his chest and striding forward, netizens sharply pointed out that it is very easy—just a couple of puffs of opium can perk you up and make you stride forward. Also, a netizen with a medical background said it feels like he just finished taking medication and will run out of energy after a while, purely medical and not political, just talking about Xi Jinping alone. Independent political commentator Wu Zuolai noticed the formation of the procession, saying that it is locked in like this. The distance politics unique to the CCP is actually unique to the Xi era and has only now officially been locked in. Last time, Li Qiang walked too close to Xi because Li Qiang was worried Xi would fall, and Xi was very angry, saying my health is very good, you don't need to stay so close to me. This time, Li Qiang kept a distance from Xi, and the ones behind Li Qiang kept a certain distance from him. Everyone knows their position among the seven, which means that if something happens to Xi suddenly, Li Qiang will take charge of the government and the others will assist. The X account Zhengjing Weizuo made a compilation of photos, saying let's compare the body language of the party-state's leaders over the past 20 days. Figures 1 and 2 show that at the National Day reception on the evening of October 1, the spacing between Li Qiang and Zhao Leji's entrance was as usual and completely normal. Figure 3 shows that at the National Health Conference held on the 12th, Zhao Leji began to intentionally widen the spacing. Figure 4 shows that at today's conference commemorating the 90th anniversary of the victory of the Red Army's Long March, it was still evident that old Zhao tactfully widened his distance from Li Qiang. Doesn't this scene explain the problem? This means little Qiang is closest to taking over succession. Indeed, recently Li Qiang seems to be making some waves. Right after a trip to Russia to shake hands with Putin, he came back and left Zhao Leji ten yards behind old Xi. His tone is somewhat high, completely different from before—he has entered a state of readiness. However, Li Qiang showing off now doesn't guarantee victory because the political situation is too turbulent, flipping like a pancake any minute now. Du Wen broke big news, with reliable sources confirming that Hu Chunhua has lost contact and is suspected of having an accident. Today, the conference commemorating the 90th anniversary of the Long March was held in the Great Hall of the People, and Hu Chunhua was unexpectedly absent. Old Du immediately activated his Beijing contacts and, through multiple connections, confirmed that Hu Chunhua and his family have lost contact—the whole family has lost contact. Right, on the other hand, someone at the top said an ambiguous sentence: the shoe has finally dropped. Oh my god, what does that mean? Old Du said the specific news will most likely have to wait until late on October 25 to be announced, and old Du will continue to provide updates later. Oh my goodness, the Fifth Plenary Session is about to lift the lid on a grand scale, the pot lid is already in the process of being lifted. The X account Three Ballots said that the substantive points of Xi Jinping's speech at the conference commemorating the 90th anniversary of the Long March are: 1. The Party's leadership must have a core; the core of the Long March was Chairman Mao, and now in the new Long March the core is me, the bun. The bun has established himself as the one-man supremacy. 2. The combination of Marxist principles with China's reality previously produced Mao Zedong Thought, and Xi Jinping Thought is about to be launched next, let's do a little warm-up here, makes me want to vomit too. 3. On the new Long March, we must unswervingly promote comprehensive and strict governance of the Party. In a few days at the Fifth Plenary Session, everyone behave and make a decision; I'll bang the table in advance to give a heads-up.

As the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) watched the Taipei mayoral election turn into a grand carnival, the anti-communist figure Pao-yang Shen rose abruptly to prominence, thoroughly ticking off Old Xi and turning cross-strait suppression against Taiwan into a case of lifting a rock only to drop it on Xi Jinping's own feet, effectively campaigning and drumming up votes for the anti-communist forces. Following the Chinese mainland's banning of Taiwanese talk show host Kevin Tsai, a noticeable shift occurred in the Taipei mayoral race. On the 20th, the Taipei Xincin Cross-Strait Research Association released its latest poll, showing Pao-yang Shen's support surging from 40.5% in September to 50.3%, while Chiang Wan-an dropped from 41.7% to 33.3%, a decrease of 8.4 percentage points. Shen's support surpassed Chiang's for the first time, widening the gap to 17 percentage points. Although analysts warned this cannot be directly equated to actual vote shares, everyone admitted the

After the incident, Huang Yihao recalled the intentional car accident staged against him to reporters with lingering fear. Look here, the Chief Accelerator, the biggest idiot Xi Jinping, was actually in this alley, and he drove over from that side. Because my alley is mostly parking spaces on this side where we are standing, I had just parked my car when he came over from that side. As he passed me, he suddenly turned right and hit me directly. He hit my scooter first, and then the scooter hit me, so the injuries were not very serious. My first reaction at the time was indeed, 'Could this be the CCP coming after me?' Later, the police specifically looked into it, as they knew my situation, and they went to check other earlier surveillance footage and discovered that this was the situation. I would like to express my special gratitude to the New Taipei District Prosecutors Office and the Yonghe Precinct for their hard work in investigating for us during the Double Tenth holiday. In addition, the officers from the Zhongshan Precinct have also been protecting me very closely recently. I am very grateful to everyone. I hope the legislators can introduce relevant policies quickly. I actually don't quite understand it, because he said he spent 450,000, but he just wanted to stop me from performing on stage, yet the total box office for my performance that day was only 130,000. I hope that if they want to do this next time, they can talk to me directly; I would be fine with taking 300,000 to not go on stage. The Communist bandits find it too much trouble to just kill the heart, they have become so arrogant that they have reached the terrifying level of physical elimination, and it is even a cross-border assassination operation. Therefore, we must let the whole world know exactly what Xiao Huang said that made Xi the Steamed Bun and his lackeys so ferocious. Look here at the 2-minute-plus 'Chief Idiot' routine. Since the Communist bandits are pushing people too far, Huang Yihao has cooperated and fought back. Oh no, the Steamed Bun is going to lift a rock only to drop it on his own feet. On October 21, Xiao Huang posted on Facebook that he had officially filed a lawsuit. Who is being sued and what is it about? It refers to the fact that on the 21st, the New Taipei District Prosecutors Office in Taiwan indicted five suspects who, under the planning of a Chinese individual, hit and killed (or attempted to) Huang Yihao to collect a reward. This must be prosecuted; this is hiring someone to commit assault in broad daylight, and in democratic Taiwan at that. The Taiwan prosecutor's indictment states very clearly that the CCP is suspected of using cross-border repression to direct Taiwan's lawless elements to use extreme violence to suppress voices with different political stances, intending to create a chilling effect in Taiwan, seriously challenging the bottom line of Taiwan's democracy and rule of law, and the nature of the crime is extremely malicious. Therefore, they have recommended the court to severely punish the 5 individuals, with specific prison sentences ranging from 5 years and 6 months to 2 years and 7 months. You see, how great is that? They didn't earn the money but earned a prison sentence of 5 years and 6 months. Huang Yihao posted, 'I just cursed Xi Jinping for two and a half minutes on a stage in Taiwan and was splashed with feces and intentionally rammed. If one day they really rule Taiwan, will we still have freedom of speech? I don't even know if our lives will be safe.' This question is thought-provoking; Taiwanese people should savor it. Of course, the CCP's export of violence will eventually end in failure. Yes, even people inside the wall in the occupied territories have seen through the CCP's true face of being tough on the outside but weak on the inside. So, it's time to show the tea friends the Easter egg. Please listen to the mainland Chinese girl's version of the 'Chief Idiot' Xi Jinping, without naming names. They are singing it inside the wall too, right? Countless onlookers are secretly laughing and have woken up many times. Look here.

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