Xi Jinping Is Furious: Overseas Anti-CCP Videos Go Viral on Beijing Campuses! Hu Ge Can't Live Without Quick-Acting Heart Pills—And the Reason Is This? US Midterm Elections Concluded! Two Major Cases Erupt in Wuhan; Halloween Global Campaign to Eliminate the CCP! (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1793 / 2026/11/03)
The main contents of this episode include: A university student in Beijing was criminally detained by the Haidian Branch of the Beijing Public Security Bureau for circumventing the Great Firewall to share overseas anti-CCP videos; a major Xianzhong car-ramming attack and a delivery worker's gas explosion occurred on Jiefang Avenue in Wuhan; the US midterm elections are in a dead heat, and the Greenland trilateral agreement has been approved; actor Hu Ge revealed that his body is overdrawn and he carries quick-acting heart rescue pills and an AED with him, sparking discussions among netizens about the side effects of domestic COVID-19 vaccines; during Halloween, police inside the wall guarded heavily and Hangzhou influencer "Feng Ge" was taken away, while overseas Chinese and Taipei staged various creative mockings of Xi Jinping (mocking Xi) and cosplay activities.
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They say that in November, the university campuses in the imperial capital Beijing were completely shocked. What, did they find drawings of Winnie the Pooh and pig heads again? It is even more serious than that. There is a male, born on September 14, 2006, a 20-year-old young man who, as a university student in Beijing, posted such reactionary remarks on his WeChat Moments. His current situation is doing internships during the day and lying flat at night, getting used to the recent plain and peaceful days, so he was criminally detained by the Haidian Branch of the Beijing Public Security Bureau, right? He has been criminally detained. With the "Notice of Detention" as proof, to the family members of Liu Kai, in accordance with the provisions of Article 105, Paragraph 2 of the Criminal Law, our bureau has criminally detained Liu Kai on charges of inciting subversion of state power and overthrowing the socialist system, and he is currently detained in the Haidian District Detention Center. A 20-year-old young man inciting subversion of state power and even overthrowing the socialist system, because he used a wall-crossing software to follow multiple anti-CCP vloggers on YouTube and downloaded videos to share with classmates, causing a de facto anti-CCP propaganda effect, so the Party decided to treat it as a typical case and investigate it strictly to deter students. Well, that does it, Xi's list of worries has completely expanded, and all current students in all colleges and universities in Beijing must be added to it. You tell me how many people surnamed Zhang, named Daqiang or Xiaoqiang, must be in there. Well, laugh and grow young, new tea friends quickly click and hit the small bell, welcome to join the joyful journey of the teahouse, change perspective with the brothers to see the world, and make your mood better. Note that subscription is free, and pressing the subscribe button can bring a steady stream of laughter.
Well, to pick up where we left off, scaring people isn't working anymore. As soon as university students press down the gourd, the ladle pops up; college campuses can't hold it together at all. And it's not just college campuses—society and communities can't hold it together anywhere either. I just scrolled past a piece of news: the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has seen one of the most severe Xianzhong vehicle attack cases of the year. On November 1, on Jiefang Avenue in Wuhan, a car plowed into pedestrians along a 6-kilometer stretch, leaving 29 or 30-plus people heavily injured. It's too terrifying. Word has it that the car was finally stopped because it got jammed by two corpses. Look right here—oh my god, bodies are piled everywhere. Didn't you hear the locals at the scene shouting, "Save the living first! Save the living first!" Wait a minute, today is November 3, and nobody on the internet said a word about November 1? There's nowhere to talk about it; it was long ago dynamically zeroed out by the Cyberspace Administration of China. Alas, seeing such tragic Xianzhong attacks, some people perish in silence, some erupt in silence, and others never meant to erupt or stay silent, yet get wiped out by those who do erupt—it's impossible to guard against.
Let me share another one, also in Wuhan. For reasons unknown, someone ordered over a dozen food delivery workers to his home—whether to deliver goods or for something else—and then locked the delivery guys inside a room and turned on the gas. There was a huge explosion; rumor has it some managed to escape, but many more were trapped inside. It scared the living daylights out of me. The police (Public Security) report from the Wuchang Branch of the Wuhan Public Security Bureau is already out, admitting to only 2 deaths and 1 injury, while saying absolutely nothing else. Perpetrators who manufacture such bottom-layer mutual harm Xianzhong attacks are cowards and criminals, yet the true criminal who creates this extreme social sentiment, the CCP's Xi Jinping, remains at large. The number one exterminator of the Communist Party really plays dirty—he won't rest until every Chinese person sees the true face of the Communist bandits. The crucial part is the cost: exhausting everyone's lives. A guy born in the 1980s said, "My current mental state is just a faint sense of death." Look right here—sigh, after reading that, you're left with a feeling of total muscular weakness. Chinese people can't see hope, can't see fairness, and can't see dignity; it's just too hard. So silence is not a solution, and eruption cannot harm the innocent. Spreading the truth in a safe and effective way—it's time to consider it.
Emergency quick poll:
Do you think there is a cure for CCP society?
Options below:
1. Yes
Divine retribution
2. Yes
Quit the Party and dismantle the CCP
3. Yes
Truth, conscience, and the awakening of all people
4. No
Or maybe I just haven't found it yet
Quickly type a number in the comment section. The US midterm elections are in full swing. The 2026 midterms will vote on all 435 seats in the US House of Representatives and 35 of the 100 seats in the Senate to determine the composition of the 120th US Congress, with the new Congress taking the oath of office in 61 days. This election is the first nationwide election since President Trump took office on January 20, 2025; it is not only a midterm exam for Trump's second term, but also a prelude to the 2028 presidential election. My good friend, US common sense scholar Fang Wei, participated in early voting the other day, and what he witnessed was high-pressure—in a word, agonizing. On November 1, Fang Wei posted on X: Today I voted at a polling station in a senior center in upstate New York, and then Fang Wei ran into a poll watcher. The poll watcher told me that many people's signatures didn't match their historical records. I asked, "What percentage?" The poll watcher said, "50%." I stood there speechless for a long time, and then I asked, "So what did you do?" The poll watcher said, "I just recorded this situation and reported it to my superiors." Fang Wei said this person was a poll watcher sent by the Republican Party. This is just a very localized snapshot of the US midterms, but let's hope it doesn't represent the whole picture.
Also, today, November 3rd, the Greenland Parliament approved the tripartite agreement signed by Trump with 16 votes in favor and 0 against. The agreement allows the U.S. military to expand the Pituffik Space Base, build two new military facilities, and deploy facilities related to the Iron Dome missile defense system, while simultaneously confirming Danish sovereignty and Greenland's right to self-determination. It is done. By fully securing military control over Greenland, it is equivalent to completely crushing the opportunities for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) and Russia to eye Greenland covetously and meddle in its affairs. This is not just a victory for the Americans; the victory belongs to the free world. In the final moments before the vote, both the Democratic and Republican parties are continuing to exert effort, promoting their own policies that benefit the people and explaining what kind of benefits ordinary American citizens can receive. Many Chinese in the U.S. are also holding their breath, closely watching the election, as it is too critical. At this moment, Fang Wei is co-hosting a live stream with several other influencers, tracking the election results together, analyzing the situation, and witnessing a key moment in American history. Who can maintain their advantage, and who will make a comeback against the odds? How will the results of this night affect the political direction of the United States over the next two years? Click the live stream link in the description box below this program to join the election coverage immediately and follow the 2026 U.S. midterm elections together. Click it, everyone.
Recently, popular mainland star Hu Ge made headlines again with a new show. No, it has nothing to do with a new show, but rather health reasons. Health reasons, yes. On October 31, Hu Ge made a surprising appearance on a talk show and revealed that after turning 40, his health began to go downhill. He said that high-intensity work in recent years has overdrunk his health, and now he has to carry an AED with him whenever he goes on a business trip—an automated external defibrillator, along with quick-acting heart-saving pills to prevent sudden death. Wait, Hu Ge isn't that old, so the news shocked the entire internet. Related topics took up a third of hot searches, and everyone was completely stunned. Netizens' confusion was pretty much the same: what is happening now, are celebrities falling ill en masse? Nobody knows what's going on this year, as many famous people like hosts, actors, and directors have passed away for no apparent reason. This next one is even more frightening: why have so many people in their fifties passed away in recent years? It's too strange. And just like that, the hot search topic shifted right to that, as too many young artists have passed away in the past two years. The latest case is the well-known Chinese director and media personality Jiang Xiaoyu, whose real name is Jiang Xi. This happened on November 1st; he unfortunately passed away at the young age of 56. Only 56! Hu Ge revealed the same information in the show, saying that he has lost several friends this year. In the first two months, two friends left one after another—one in their fifties and another the same age as him, only 44. So young, and all from heart attacks. Goodness me, they all died suddenly without any goodbyes or warning. Liu Huan isn't old either. The sudden death of his friends and his own declining health caused Hu Ge to re-examine the relationship between health, work, and life. Ah, words fail him, it is hard to put into words—especially since Hu Ge is someone who has already died once and managed to claw his way back from the brink. The analogy Hu Ge made on the show hit hard. He said that health and life are like a credit card: when you are young, you keep overdrawing without thinking about paying it back, and now the time has come to pay up. Speaking of paying up, Hu Ge also said he believes everyone should be the primary person responsible for their own life and health, rather than waiting for problems to appear before looking for a doctor; by then, he feels it is already too late. This sucker punch was impossible to guard against. When the host asked him why he said it was too late, he didn't answer directly, only saying that he has now entered a life stage where he has elderly people above him and young children below him, and as a middle-aged person, there are too many things he cannot let go of. Although the host asked why it was too late and Hu Ge didn't answer directly, BUT, observant netizens connected Hu Ge's poor health to domestic vaccines—three doses of Sinovac. On November 2, Weibo netizen Jiangnan Xiaodie 52 posted that Hu Ge revealed he has heart discomfort and carries quick-acting heart-saving pills and an AED with him. Hu Ge is an honest person; pushing meow, in all likelihood, he also meowed himself. Meowing is suspected to harm the heart. What the heck is meowing? It's a homophonic pun referring to the vaccine. Done, three doses of Sinovac confirmed. Public records show that Hu Ge once participated in public welfare promotion for COVID-19 vaccination and epidemic prevention and control as a publicity ambassador for the National Health Commission of the Chinese Communist Party. Ah, Hu Ge did vaccine public welfare promotion? Yes, in 2021, he recorded and released a public welfare promotional video for getting the COVID-19 vaccine in an orderly manner. What kind of public welfare? Public harm, more like. Anyway, it was to popularize the importance of vaccination to the public, calling on people to get vaccinated as something that benefits oneself, one's family, and the country. This last sentence hits hard: the so-called benefiting oneself, one's family, and the country is actually harming oneself and one's family, benefiting only the evil CCP. I wonder if Hu Ge knows that his heart problems might not just be due to work overload, but perhaps more likely the sequelae of those three doses of vaccine that benefit oneself, one's family, and the country. He must know by now; didn't he say himself that it's too late? Oh right, although the official authoritative narrative will never admit it, people on mainland social media are all saying that ever since the pandemic restrictions were lifted, physical fitness has plummeted, and news of cerebral infarctions and heart attacks is everywhere. Netizens have also noticed that regardless of region, ethnicity, age, or gender, the only common thing everyone did in the past few years was getting pinned down to take one, two, and then another dose of the domestic COVID-19 vaccine. Now that it has dawned on them, Hu Ge says it's too late. The General Secretary stated: otherwise, how could I govern the Party with strict discipline? I have already taken precautions, personally commanded, and personally deployed. Those experts and researchers who studied vaccines—those who should die have died, and those who should be arrested have been arrested. You can now thank the Emperor for his grace. Oh right, where is the back-door warrior? Hurry up and enter the imperial palace to give Emperor Steamed Bun three doses of Sinovac. The General Secretary said, startling awake from a dreamy sleep, 'I refuse, it's poisonous!' Speaking of the recently passed Halloween, do you know what cosplay was the most popular? What is it? To talk about that, we must take two separate paths: the popular cosplay among Chinese people inside and outside the Great Firewall is different. There are differences, absolutely. Inside the party-state firewall, the most popular cosplay this Halloween was police officers. Yes, cosplaying as police officers is actually allowed.
Hey, you misjudged; it was not allowing you to play the police, but rather Hangzhou police contributing an Easter egg by taking away the top influencer Fengge at a large Halloween cosplay scene, acting out a live-action version of Fugitive with him. Playing Fugitive was out of the question; the police officers descended from the sky and dragged him away directly, saying,
After a series of events including video deletions, police visits, and being forcibly removed by police, on November 1, Feng Ge appeared in the public eye once again. He sure is tenacious. Just past the 1st, Feng Ge also participated in the Hangzhou Half Marathon. Although Feng Ge looked a bit weary in the shots, the fact that he appeared in the public eye at all means he is at least safe for now, coming to report that he is okay. Be very careful, Feng Ge; as long as the green hills remain, there's no need to worry about firewood. Will the civic awareness ignited by Maquqiao take root and sprout? Let us wait and see. Next, let's talk about the absurd things that happened on Halloween eve, October 31, in Beijing, Shanghai, and Hangzhou. The black-skin police acted as if facing a formidable enemy, and young tourists returned home disappointed. The horizontal scroll: Seeing you happy makes the Party mother lose her temper. Hey, is there a horizontal scroll that long? Read on. Speaking of October 31 turning into a sensitive day, we have to thank the year 2023 after the pandemic restrictions were lifted. At that time, a large number of creative cosplayers flooded the streets of Shanghai, all of them completely cooped up, with many young people using strange costumes to implicitly express their dissatisfaction with the lockdowns. Ever since then, heavy police deployments standing by in all major Chinese cities' crowd-gathering areas and city squares on Halloween eve and the day itself have become a regular holiday feature. Still the same old story: even if it's true, you can't go around saying it everywhere; even if you have thoughts, you can't go around cosplaying everywhere. The Party is copying homework again. This year, Shanghai's Fuxing Park posted a notice before the festival stating that the amusement park's lighting equipment was undergoing maintenance and adjustment, and would be completely closed at night from October 30 to November 3, suspending amusement facilities, stopping just short of explicitly banning the celebration of Halloween. The streets were lined with large numbers of iron barricades and riot-proof isolation facilities, many police patrol vehicles, and masses of police forces stationed along the streets, guarding against citizens cosplaying even more strictly than against the River Chuan. A Shanghai netizen posted to complain: I wandered around for a long time, and there was no Halloween atmosphere today. I took a stroll around Qiantan Taikoo Li, and besides a few kids dressed up as pumpkins and little witches, and a little dog wearing bat wings, I found absolutely nothing. Were there police, you ask? Aside from police, it was nothing but police. Shanghai's police had already deployed their positions two weeks in advance. What did they say? X platform blogger Zhang Xiaopang described Shanghai in the news as having entered Police Festival early; along Julu Road and Fumin Road, iron barricades lined up one after another, police cars parked back-to-back, and groups of police officers wearing POLICE vests swarmed the area. Isn't this purely mentally ill? On the night of October 30, someone live-streamed a complaint on the spot: don't even mention a Halloween atmosphere, the Police Festival atmosphere was plenty strong instead. The police were also aggrieved, saying we are currently greeting the eight generations of ancestors of the Shanghai Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Government. Hey, they wouldn't dare greet them out loud; after all, the police didn't come to cosplay, they came with KPIs. The Party commands the police, please inspect, Party.
Writer Teacher Li posted on his account that on October 30, in Shanghai, netizens shared videos showing people being taken away and interrogated by police near Changle Road and Julu Road for wearing Halloween costumes—they were in the wrong place at the wrong time. The individuals involved said they were not only forced to remove their makeup on the spot but were also registered, photographed, and had their IDs recorded by the police; they now have a criminal record. The individuals reported that even in outdoor venues like open-air bars, costumes were strictly prohibited; some were ordered to take them off, while others were simply told to go home. By October 31, several young people walking on University Road were stopped by police just for speaking a bit too loudly; they were searched and forced to change their clothes on the spot—it would have been even worse if they hadn't brought a change of clothes. If Shanghai had just gone into a full lockdown 2.0 on October 31, it would have been a great way to commemorate the day. At the Lakeview In77 mall in Shangcheng District, Hangzhou, a person dressed as Ultraman was taken away by several patrol officers. The Hangzhou Municipal Committee stated that after taking them away, the CCP's 'four self-confidences' were overflowing again. Beijing didn't even spare the nightclubs, strictly restricting Halloween costumes—they manage even the inside of nightclubs, as they must. On October 30, the Beijing nightclub PILLBOX issued an entry notice: for on-site safety and comprehensive technical reasons, theme costumes, role-playing outfits, and related makeup are prohibited this week; masks, headgear, and other costume props are not allowed inside. They might as well all dress up as the Fifth Plenary Session and enter by raising their hands; that way, it would be a 'raising-hand' nightclub. Another nightclub, DADA, also reminded patrons not to wear Halloween-related outfits this weekend—this one was honest and straightforward. A Beijing media professional said, 'I went to the embassy district to take a look. Because of the stability maintenance for the Fifth Plenary Session, the area was packed with police. There wasn't a single Halloween event; I guess they were scared stiff being so close to Sanlitun.' This media professional also said that on Halloween eve, a Reuters reporter was interviewing on the street, but the police stopped him, driving him away while intimidating him, saying he was not allowed to accept interviews from foreign media. 'Did you hear that, surrounding crowd? You are handing knives to foreign forces.' If you don't do anything shameful, you don't fear handing over knives; it's just that you've done too many things that are sorry to the common people.
Meanwhile, the festive atmosphere is much stronger outside the Great Firewall, with Xi Jinping having fun with the people—Old Xi having fun with the people, ah. First stop: Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan. Xi Jinping personally showed up with his little book on governance to join the fun. No clearing of the area, no road closures, and no police clearing the way. Xi Jinping held his little book and took friendly photos with the public—bad review, he didn't even resist Japan while in Japan. There was also a Winnie the Pooh wiggling around picking up trash, which was quite brilliant; picking up trash, he really got the essence of the Chinese Dream. Second stop: New York, USA. At the Manhattan Halloween Parade, a statue of Xi Jinping bound in iron chains appeared, accompanied by a black coffin with his name on it, complete with wreaths and a funeral portrait. It was paraded like a funeral procession—the peak of Halloween cosplay this year, worthy of the 'Simplified Chinese Circle Cosplay Golden Horse Award.' This funeral procession attracted countless people dressed in Winnie the Pooh suits, and there was even a zombie dressed in Qing Dynasty official robes jumping around the 'Xi Jinping Thought' coffin. My god, this Halloween opera is a perfect match. Third stop: Hong Kong. Mocking the 'far ahead' slogan, someone directly cosplayed the 'Huawei Princess' in her guilty attire, with an electronic ankle monitor—cosplaying to insult Huawei, or 'insulting China' for short. But then, the cosplay version of Ms. Meng Wanzhou appeared on the streets of Hong Kong in a red dress, coming down the escalator, waving to passersby with an awkward smile, with the voiceover 'Go Huawei!'—so awkward. It is said that when the video reached Shenzhen, Ms. Meng Wanzhou exploded: 'Insulting China! Are my thighs that thick? Also, why am I still wearing an electronic ankle monitor? Is this mocking me for pleading guilty in a New York court?' Hey, hey, stop right there. Telling the truth is a headache for the 'Steamed Bun' (Xi), be careful of a second trip to the detention center. Little Pinks expressed that their faith in national enterprises was shattered on the spot. Last stop: Ximending, Taipei. The Halloween scene was packed with people, bustling with excitement, with a dazzling array of costumes—everything you could imagine. There were police on the street to maintain order, but they didn't arrest anyone, didn't force anyone to remove makeup, and didn't tell anyone to leave. CCTV's 'Big Underpants' building asked weakly, 'Do you want to come home, Taiwan?' Taiwan replied, 'Get lost.' Alright, the poll results from the last episode have been posted on the community bulletin board; feel free to check them out. New tea friends, don't forget to click subscribe and the little bell. Tea friends are also welcome to click on the red sea cucumber health supplement recommended by the brothers to join the monthly subscription plan. There are links in the text bar below the topic and in the pinned comment. Let's go! Multiple items every week, launched with passion, spicy news skewers, see you there, goodbye.