Thunderclap at the Fifth Plenum: Assembly Bugle Blown at the Gate of Peking University to Oppose Xi? Xi Jinping Stunned: Mbappé Crowned "Daddy Xi"? The Meme Revolution Arrives, the CCP Cracked Up Laughing! Xi's "New Three Horse-Drawn Carriages" Grab Money, Strict Control of the Internet! (Old Beijing Teahouse/Episode 1786/2026/10/27)
This episode mainly discusses current political hot topics, such as the joint appeal letter issued by students from multiple universities circulating during the Fifth Plenary Session of the CCP and its social repercussions, the creative carnival and censorship escalation sparked in mainland China by French football star Kylian Mbappé's parody meme, and WeChat articles heatedly debating the precursors to the collapse of ancient dynasties and the Xi Jinping era's so-called new three carriages for grabbing money (house-raiding, tax-chasing, and social security coercion).
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Goodness gracious, Liu Zhuo, something major happened on the first day of the Fifth Plenary Session of the CCP in the imperial capital Beijing. Is there anything bigger than the ceiling of the Jingxi Hotel falling down? No, there isn't, ah poof.
I am not joking with you, something really major happened in Beijing.
What major thing?
Explosive news.
Something major happened in Beijing, students have had enough. Students, on the first day of the CCP's Fifth Plenary Session, led by Peking University, alongside 14 key Chinese universities including Renmin University of China, Tongji University, Xi'an Jiaotong University, Xiamen University, Nankai University, and the University of Science and Technology of China, signed the "Joint Appeal Letter of Republic University Students" under the name "Undergraduate and Graduate Students Currently Enrolled in Universities," which has spread like wildfire online. The joint appeal letter.
What does the appeal demand? It demands the abolition of the unlimited term extension for the state presidency, aiming the spearhead directly at Xi the Steamed Bun, ah. There is also a demand to restore the term limits clearly stipulated in the Chinese Constitution and immediately initiate democratic constitutional amendments.
Epoch Times commentator Wang Duran found that the joint appeal letter from the 14 universities quotes Sun Yat-sen, Mao Zedong, and Deng Xiaoping from beginning to end, and puts forward provisions that the CCP itself wrote into the 1982 Constitution. Yet when read, the whole thing sounds just like an anti-Xi manifesto. Xi the Steamed Bun openly acts contrary even to the lies the Party itself told, not afraid of being exposed, so is he handing knives to anti-Xi forces? The letter written by anti-Xi forces.
I don't know.
I only know anti-Xi forces must be happy to see this letter.
They smiled secretly for half the night.
However, Epoch Times verified that the source of this letter is extremely complex and circuitous. How complex? The earliest reports said it first appeared on Peking University's internal forum, and after being deleted, screenshots leaked to the dark web's freedom forum and spread overseas. An investigation by Radio Free Asia found that the letter was actually first posted on the Siyuan Lake BBS website, not an official campus forum. Secondly, registration data showed the region code is South Korea, the registered address is Singapore, but the administrator's email uses a Tencent domain, and the phone and WeChat are Chinese numbers.
Completely baffled.
The General Secretary said:
Stop investigating.
Let's hold the meeting first.
It's easy to lose yourself.
The more you investigate, the less confident you feel, especially since university students nowadays have also grown smarter. They listed 14 schools, but didn't leave a single student's name, headcount, or department. There is no trace left at the bottom, so you have nowhere to trace it.
Investigating the school party secretaries—the party secretaries shook their heads like rattle drums one by one, flatly denying everything, pleading ignorance to everything, and passing the buck completely. I'm telling you,
that video of Nanjing University I saw a couple of days ago,
with police chasing a female student for her mobile phone to conduct an on-the-spot inspection—nowadays, they are most afraid of students. They circumvent the Great Firewall when they have nothing to do, know everything, and it's entirely possible they will pass everything on to the free world. Regarding this joint open letter from 14 schools, regardless of what mysterious force it originally came from, the crucial point is the impact after it came out. Xi the Steamed Bun's party is terrified of impact.
The more afraid they are, the more they are frightened by monkeys. Propaganda posters have even come out, calling on everyone to Say No together from November 1 to November 11, saying you are not worthy. I saw the call issued by overseas social media accounts: November 1—November 11,
nine o'clock every morning, lock onto the front gates of major universities, speak up for dignity, and step forward. In addition to the first propaganda poster saying, 'How can the youth of our generation allow the rivers and mountains to restore imperial rule, Say No to Xi the Steamed Bun,' there are also 'Unemployed upon graduation, we have had enough, Say No to social security,' and 'Endless mortgage payments, a soul that cannot be accommodated, Say No to mortgages.' We must fight for our own rights: strike from business, strike from work, strike from classes.
Just listen to that.
This is really pushing the stroke-prone enthusiast
into a vegetative state.
It's fine, students from 14 universities have pointed out a clear path for the General Secretary to avoid a stroke: point out the path to abolish the indefinite term limit for the President, initiate democratic constitutional reform, and provide space for citizens to discuss state affairs according to the law, allowing the youth of the Republic to dare to speak the truth and allowing criticism to be heard as well-intentioned advice. Eh, the Wheat-Carrier says, "Hey, what are you saying? I can't hear you, the signal is bad, I'm hanging up first." Ah
S-pigs are not afraid of boiling water; expecting a party-protecting contrarian to give up power and reform? Wake up. Alright, smile, it keeps you young.
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Speaking of the Party's Fifth Plenary Session, who is going up, who is going down, and who is going to be executed—it has been completely turned into a mess by an international friend. One sentence from Mbappé shattered the fragile hearts of countless Little Pinks, so the mighty Eastern nation acted from top to bottom.
Mbappé angering the CCP this time, actually, what he said was very simple. When the French superstar Mbappé was interviewed, a reporter asked him, "Which meme about yourself do you like the most online?" Mbappé couldn't hold it in on the spot, laughing uncontrollably, and directly admitted, "The funniest one is the one where my face is photoshopped onto the neck of the great Chinese dictator; that's my favorite. I often send this picture in the group when I play PS online games with friends. It's just too funny." Once Mbappé's little gaming humor was exposed, the Little Pinks' alarm bells rang. The unforgivable, heinous sinner who insulted China was finally found—insulting our great leader Chairman Mao. Even Li Chengpeng was speechless, posting a magical AI face-swap video saying, "Mbappé said he likes to use memes of the Chinese dictator; he can't even remember the dictator's name." The Little Pinks knew, angrily scolding, "Don't talk about our beloved Chairman Mao!" The Little Pinks know exactly who the great dictator is. So, Big Eye said:
Idiots prove themselves.
Little Pinks have even heard
that their grandparents' land was confiscated
but they still stand up to protect the preserved meat (Mao).
Isn't that pathetic? Big Eye once saw a Little Pink who even knew that Mao Zedong had engaged in Hunan independence and was a separatist, launched the Cultural Revolution, locked up Xi Zhongxun for many years, and even thanked the Imperial Army for invading China. He was stunned.
So
Eh, BUT you can never defeat a Little Pink. He said one sentence that choked me on the spot: "Chairman Mao must have had his deep meaning for doing that at the time." Suddenly, there was a sound of laughter from the crystal coffin.
Except for the Little Pinks who circumvent the Great Firewall who know what Mbappé actually said, other Little Pinks who don't circumvent the wall or ordinary bystanders, especially netizens who have no interest in football, are completely confused and can't even get answers from AI. On October 27, Weibo users reported that they wanted to figure out what inappropriate remarks Mbappé had made, but asking domestic AIs like Doubao, DeepSeek, and XiaoWei AI, the style was all like this: "I cannot provide a corresponding answer to this question, sorry, I cannot answer this question," "Hello, I cannot answer this question for the time being, let's talk about another question." So netizens had to ask real people. A netizen asked weakly, "What did Mbappé say?" The reply underneath was immediately, "Don't play A-shares."
Ah, phew.
The lethality of this sentence is no less than memeing Mao Zedong, blocking the Party from harvesting leeks in the A-share market. Anyway, let's put it this way:
This matter is not blocked, and just because the Party is covering it up, the curiosity and creative inspiration of netizens have completely erupted. How are they spraying it?
Look at this netizen asking what Mbappé said, everyone is asking this question. A netizen replied that Tang Guoqiang is an art student. You don't understand?
What does it mean? Chinese netizens all understand, and they understand in a second.
Instant understanding encyclopedia.
Netizens said:
So many comments,
I only admire you,
You explained things clearly.
What did he say?
There are also people saying:
So strong, why didn't you say it earlier?
Made me ask everywhere.
Contains two knowledge points,
And the translation is faithful, expressive, and elegant.
Is the evaluation that high?
No, I haven't been to school.
What does it actually mean?
It's very simple: Tang Guoqiang played Mao Zedong in The Long March, so Tang Guoqiang refers to Mao. It's a code name. And the great dictator Hitler studied art in his early years and was an art student, so "art student" is a nickname for the great dictator Hitler.
So that's how it is.
Took two small turns.
This is not a small turn.
Roasted chicken with a twisted neck,
My neck is almost twisted off.
So the suddenly enlightened netizens couldn't hold it in anymore.
Not only couldn't hold it in,
but they instantly fell in love with this French football star. The way of expressing love:
Don't even mention how much it insults Mao, insults Xi, insults the ancestors of the CCP.
What is this situation again?
First of all,
It's the drawing experts showing off their skills. After Mao died, the Gang of Four and other unlucky leaders watched him take his last breath; there was a famous scene of paying last respects.
What happened? They photoshopped Mbappé into the Mao preserved meat before he was put into the crystal coffin, and other dictators were photoshopped into Mbappé's teammates, forming two scenes of joyful drama: one with serious expressions and one where they couldn't hold back their laughter. Mbappé, who was performing as the corpse, laughed during the scene, and the big-mouthed ones laughed endlessly. After filming this scene, Mbappé also made a guest appearance in the scene where the CCP's "Rotten Tail Emperor's" own father, Xi Zhongxun, was hung with a big sign and paraded through the streets, except that Father Xi's face had been transplanted with Mbappé's face, and the name of the anti-party element on the sign had also become "Xibappé." Don't you think this is frustrating?
To satisfy the addiction of acting,
Beaten up by the Red Guards for no reason.
It's okay,
Compensated with money,
All 100-yuan bills,
With Chairman Mao's portrait.
It's just that the Chairman Mao on this 100-yuan banknote
has a crew cut
and looks exactly like Mbappé
It is Mbappé
Would you say the surprise came suddenly?
Netizens put it this way
In order to keep in mind the class hatred of Mbappé insulting China
we hereby print a new version of the 100-yuan RMB, using the Mbappé version of the RMB to constantly remind the people of the whole country
that class struggle must not be forgotten
that the patriotic stance must not be lost
and that one must keep the original revolutionary intention in mind even when buying groceries
What the hell
As a result, as soon as the new version of the RMB was issued
it immediately triggered a heated response
Ordinary people took the money to buy vegetables, and the vendors saw Mbappé and were so angry they forgot to report the vegetable prices. Wouldn't it be great if the portrait of Chairman Mao in Tiananmen Square was also changed?
It has already been changed
Ah
Chairman Mao with a new hairstyle and a European look, he looks quite young
It's just that his expression is a bit hard to describe
It's as if he's saying
What's going on with those matchbox houses in Tiananmen Square?
Why are they puffing out black smoke?
The new European-style Chairman Mao has X-ray vision
He sees black gas coming out of the crystal coffin
So Chengdu Yuefa Business Information Consulting Co., Ltd. issued a statement directly, did they?
Chasing down Mbappé
Totally wrong, ridiculously wrong
What does that mean? Supporting the world to understand the real history, to express support, the company decided to purchase ten cases of products endorsed by Mbappé within the next three days and give them away to the public for free. My god
Signed
Chengdu Yuefa Business Information Consulting Co., Ltd.
October 27, 2026
Wait a minute
AI fake statement? Someone pranking? Photoshopped?
It's really not photoshopped
Company information has already been posted online
It's real
And the company's legal representative even posted the business license
Saying
I am the person in question
The company is indeed mine
I sincerely support Mbappé
And the drinks were given away to many netizens. Let's do an emergency poll: Why do you think Chinese people are so happy to see Mbappé insulting Mao? Choose from the options: 1. Mao is a scourge; 2. Mao, the CCP, and Xi are all of the same lineage and are all devils; 3. Insulting Mao is like insulting Xi, it's a happy thing for the cattle and horses (the masses); 4. The Xi-led CCP is sitting on a volcano that could erupt at any time. Hurry up and type the number in the comment section. Recently, a blogger wrote an article on the WeChat official account "Black Noise" titled "Three Major Characteristics Before the Fall of Ancient Dynasties: Excessive Control, Tight Finances, and Dispersed Public Sentiment," which completely triggered a resonance. No need to savor it carefully
This title
has the temperament of "the drunkard's heart is not in the cup."
Every sentence in the article talks about history, but if you savor it carefully, it carries a strong flavor of using the past to satirize the present. It's all been savored out. For example, the point about tight finances can be seen from the "three carriages" of the Xi Jinping new era: officials having their homes raided, the wealthy paying back taxes, and the poor paying social security. The landlord's house really has no surplus grain. As for the point about excessive control, there is too much to say. Take censorship as an example: the degree of internet freedom within the Great Firewall in 2026, didn't it live up to expectations again?
It had the honor of being at the bottom of the world, didn't it?
West Korea is crushing North Korea. The censorship of the Chinese internet also reached a new peak during this year's Fifth Plenary Session. Although the Xi-led CCP's "strict governance of the Party" is destined to end in failure, it doesn't stop them from being the first to strictly govern the internet.
The three characters "Xi Jinping" are a forbidden zone on the entire network. Even separated, they are a forbidden zone.
What does that mean? Didn't the writer Li Ying's platform reveal it? On October 21, a large number of netizens posted screenshots complaining that just because they posted the sentence "I'm used to the plain and simple days recently" in their Moments, their Moments function was restricted. What's wrong with living a plain and simple life? What's wrong with it? The sentence contains the three characters "Xi Jinping."
Ah
Does it count even if you piece them together from unrelated words? Not only does it count, but you can't even appeal. A guy appealed, and his Moments function was permanently banned. I'm going crazy too.
What is this all about?
Xi Jinping's new era of jigsaw puzzle literary inquisition
How are netizens spitting on it?
They say everything: an upgraded version of Voldemort, "suffering under Xi for too long," how can he be so sensitive at his age, how does he maintain it? Young people who are frustrated say, "Strictly forbid碰瓷 (making false accusations/clout chasing)! Are we young people that sensitive?" Others say, "I've already gotten used to his mediocre political achievements over the past 15 years." Used to, recent, mediocre.
There's a monster.
Others are speechless and throw out a line of classical Chinese: "Qingfeng doesn't know how to read, why bother flipping through books?" This "fallen" youth is right. On October 24, the censorship was upgraded again. Some netizens reported that sending "niu x" (awesome) or "math niu x" in the Douyin comment section could be published normally, but "study niu x" would not work. It would not be sent, and it would prompt that the comment violated regulations and failed to publish. How great is that?
Rack your brains, try hard to dig the character "Xi" out of the Xinhua Dictionary. You can't scold him, and you can't praise him. It's much more overbearing than the ancient emperors.
It must be too much.
The "avoidance of the emperor's name" in ancient times
was just to take the characters used in the name
and add or subtract a stroke
They could still be used
Hey, in the new era of Xi Jinping
he has directly monopolized the characters used in his name
Exclusive Chinese characters
Others cannot touch them
Netizens are even asking humbly: "recent situation" (jin kuang), "internship" (shi xi), "lying flat" (tang ping). The characters "jin," "xi," and "ping" are sensitive even when they appear in different sentences. Then how should these three characters be written in the future? I haven't been to school.
Who knows? Please tell me.
The CCP's Cyberspace Administration of China says no, no, no, it won't pass. So there are tens of thousands of online sensitive words related to Xi Jinping, and they still think it's not enough, and it has developed to the point where "Xi," "Jin," and "Ping" trigger censorship even when separated.
Three major characteristics of the fall of a dynasty: "excessive control."
Is it confirmed?
Confirmed.
Continuing with the article, it mentions that the third signal of dynastic decline is the loss of public support, which is the most dangerous and fatal of all. The podcaster says that the rule of a dynasty is ultimately built upon the hearts of the people; once the populace loses faith in the dynasty and social cohesion disintegrates, the collapse of the dynasty becomes inevitable. It goes through three steps, and the state of public support scattering usually stems from the dynasty's oppression and exploitation of the people. Right now, we have the corruption and incompetence of the bureaucratic system—where every official is corrupt—all sorts of food safety incidents, a lack of social justice, and moral collapse. "Why did you help him up if you didn't knock him down?" With financial strain, there is not even money left for stability maintenance (weiwen); just to survive, people at the bottom are increasingly harming each other, and social division is thoroughly torn apart. It's a vicious cycle.
It's all caused by Xi the Steamed Bun carrying wheat loads without switching shoulders. The podcaster gives the example that the fall of the Sui dynasty is a prime example of the scattering of public support. Emperor Yang of Sui was fond of grand achievements and abused human labor to dig the Grand Canal, which is a case in point.
Just look at the compilation: compare it to Xi Jinping building the Pinglu Canal and the Yachuo Project; Emperor Yang of Sui also launched massive construction projects to build the Eastern Capital, while Old Xi squandered money to build Xiongan New Area; Emperor Yang of Sui launched three campaigns against Goguryeo, while that guy yells every day about attacking Taiwan. Each project consumed massive amounts of manpower and resources, leaving the people miserable. In the end, the rule of the Sui dynasty lost the support of the people's hearts.
Within just a few years, it collapsed overnight. The General Secretary indicates the political climate is wrong and someone wants to rebel; as for the Cyberspace Administration of China, put strict party governance aside for a moment and hurry up with strict internet governance.
Let me ask timidly: with heavy control, fiscal tightness, and scattered public support already gathered, how far is the moment of saying goodbye to the Chinese Communist Party (CCP)?
After talking about the three major characteristics before the collapse of ancient dynasties, let's talk about a new theory circulating on overseas social media: the new three carriages of the Xi era. Once it's hooked to the Xi Jinping New Era,
nothing good ever happens.
He understands this.
The three carriages are respectively: ransacking officials' homes, hunting down the rich for taxes, and forcing the poor to pay social security. What was that? Netizens inside the wall put it obscurely: Heshen's ransacking of homes, Hu Xueyan not sleeping, and Ah Q's social security, turned into clever folks forced by 404.
What is the core? The Xi-CCP landlord family has no surplus grain left and is going full throttle to grab money; the Autumn Harvest Uprising of the Xi era has begun. Although these three carriages have nothing to do with economic development, and completely run counter to the light corvee and relaxed regulation necessary for economic development—no, it's not just running counter, it's stepping on the gas pedal all the way to the floor. You can't snap the gas pedal bracket, can you?
That left Yu Chengdong speechless.
Anyway, fundamentally speaking, since ascending the throne, Xi Jinping has wrecked the true three carriages that once drove China's economy. Investment, consumption, and export—the former three carriages were wiped out two and a half at a time by Old Xi, leaving only a bit of export still gasping for breath. No wonder onlookers can hand Old Xi a golden phrase: "You know nothing about economic development, but you're best at draining the pond to catch fish." The brute strength of carrying 200 catties of wheat
over 10 li of mountain roads without switching shoulders
isn't something just anyone has. An X platform current affairs commentary account interpreted the new three carriages of the Xi Jinping era in detail.
To break it down: the first carriage is ransacking officials' homes. Although CCP corruption gets more corrupt the more it's fought, they are unstoppable at fighting the corruption they create, absolutely refusing to switch shoulders. The scale of anti-corruption grows larger every year, doubling. In 2024, there were 877,000 national cases filed, with 92 centrally managed cadres disciplined; by 2025, it suddenly surged to 1,012,000 cases, with 181 centrally managed cadres disciplined, directly doubling. Major cases involving billions, suspended death sentences plus confiscation of all property, are commonplace. People are numb to it. These belong to black eating black and officials eating officials. Meanwhile, a large amount of black eating white and officials eating people confiscation revenues is also soaring. This is the worst: in 2024, national growth reached 14.8%, and some provinces even exceeded 60%. Because it grew too fast, even the CCP itself issued a long-distance fishing warning, afraid that pushing Chen Sheng and Wu Guang too far would drive them onto the streets. Ah, blocked at both ends with no way out. With the Chinese Communist Party's finances unsustainable and local governments short of money, what to do? Fines and confiscation directly turned from byproducts into the main tool for patching the hole.
Taxpayer leeks taking the blame. Let's talk about the second carriage: hunting down the rich for taxes. Total national tax revenue in 2025 grew by only 0.8%, but individual income tax grew by 11.5%, and in one month it even surged to 27%. This is too fierce, and the Golden Tax Phase IV—tailor-made by the CCP for the middle class and the rich—played an indispensable role. Even if the middle class and tycoons are pushed to the limit, they dare not launch a Xianzhong attack; they belong to harmless, organic leeks of high quality and high price. Golden Tax Phase IV is a new-generation tax management information system project launched by the State Administration of Taxation of the CCP at the end of 2021. The background for the policy rollout was Xi Jinping's order that year that common prosperity cannot wait, h
Xi interprets common prosperity: the middle class and tycoons pay money to get rich together with the party's Red N+1 generation. Golden Tax Phase IV also marks
that the CCP's tax collection and administration has fully stepped into a new stage of governing taxation with data, shifting from traditional tax control via invoices. What does that mean?
This is called multi-departmental data sharing and linkage, breaking down data silos among tax, banking, industry and commerce, social security, customs, foreign exchange and other departments, achieving cross-departmental real-time data comparison and collaborative supervision. Understood?
It means there is no way out if you want to run!
Right, and it also incorporates non-tax business into supervision, connecting non-tax revenue and social security links. Ah,
Note: Golden Tax Phase IV
intimately establishes a one-person tax file for high-net-worth individuals and bosses, linking personal income tax, equity transfers, dividends, large capital flows, and overseas tax-related data. Intimate to the point of being back-to-back. Having run for 5 years, it finally led to this year's action of chasing large taxes on offshore accounts of the rich. The Party indicates: with big data in hand, I possess all the money in China; overthrowing local bullies means conquering the country.
The third carriage is forcing ordinary people to pay social security. This matter has already been talked about too much; put it this way: the three new carriages lead to the same destination. None of them create new wealth; they all move existing money around, shifting it from the common people's pockets into the Party's pockets. The money of corrupt officials, the money of the rich, and the retirement money of ordinary people are all dragged in to fill the huge holes of the Xi era. The three carriages have already become wild horses running wild. Are you inside the wall ready to jump from the carriage? Alright
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