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Beijing Chaoyang and Haidian Suddenly Sealed Off! Cai Qi Leaks Hu Jintao's Passing? 360 Search Result "Xi Jinping is a Pig"! A Brave Female Beijing Resident Shouts: The CCP is China's Biggest Bully! (Old Beijing Teahouse/Episode 1701/2026/07/31)

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This video mainly discusses three hot topics: First, 360 Search displayed "Xi Jinping is a pig" in its search results, sparking heated discussion among netizens and speculation about Zhou Hongyi, after which the result quickly disappeared. Second, a sudden road closure occurred at the border of Haidian and Chaoyang districts in Beijing, triggering discussions on Beijing's grid management and "bottom-level mutual harm," and citing a phone recording between a female Beijing resident, Chen Yongmei, and a local police officer, which revealed the plight of the grassroots and their anger toward the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). Finally, the video focuses on rumors regarding the suspected death of Hu Jintao and his family due to poisoning, analyzing the source of the rumors, the dissemination process, and potential political motives involved, while connecting this to previous rumors about the death of Li Keqiang to explore the possible direction of high-level political infighting within the CCP.

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It is said that netizens with attitude have completely roasted the party media People’s Daily. There is a situation.

Let's talk about what the surprise is. Domestic media published an article titled "People’s Daily angrily criticizes young people for not getting married, are you all waiting for us to die?" Share your thoughts in the comments section.

As a result, the answer came: "We are waiting for you to die." This answer is too incisive, so it has been crowned as the "strongest voice of the era," right? In the current great Eastern power, the strongest voice of the era is "We are waiting for you to die." You are talking about the high-ranking officials of the Party, the military, and the people of all ethnic groups. Your scope of attack is a bit wide. It is better to let the seven little dwarfs of the CCP Central Committee hit the road first, line up by height, and go to Meng Po to verify your official hats and get your passes.

CCP leader Xi Jinping looks surprised and asks weakly: "If verifying official hats is enough to pass, can I send that pig from 360 Search?" This is dizzying. People want to inspect the "Xi the Steamed Bun" disaster-causing squad, why are you causing trouble with a pig? You bumped into an ignorant youth, and let me tell you, it's a big deal. Liu Zhuo didn't dodge it, and something big happened. A netizen typed the Chinese character "pig" into 360 Search, and as a result, no pig came out, but the General Secretary of the CCP Central Committee, President of the State, and Chairman of the Central Military Commission, Xi Jinping, popped up. What did you say? 360 Search directly changed Xi Jinping's scientific name to pig? Anyway, the search result is what you said. As long as you search for "pig," what comes out is a pig General Secretary, a national pig-sident, and a Central Military Commission pig-irman, all with the word "pig." Don't look at it as being called a pig, the appearance is not bad; it looks just like the guy who carried 200 jin of wheat on mountain roads, like they are brothers. It's the same person, okay.

He knew that Twitter user 'New Heights' was completely confused: 'What is going on? Is this malicious retaliation by 360? Did Xi Jinping fine Zhou Hongyi too much money? Ah, Old Zhou did it on purpose, right?' No way! Zhou Hongyi stated: 'Absolutely not, can my work be that crude? If I really wanted to disgust Steamed Bun, it would be so much better if I just changed the profile picture to Second Brother [Zhu Bajie].' Done, not mentioning the profile picture would have been fine, but once the two words 'profile picture' were mentioned, Photoshop masters, leveraging the momentum of AI, likely beautified Steamed Bun into some kind of hideous grandmother look. How did you guess so right? As soon as the words 'profile picture' were thrown out, it was immediately followed by a round, chubby Comrade Pig-ident. Upon careful inspection by netizens, it was found to be a mutant, with four nostrils, making breathing thoroughly unimpeded. What do you say should be done? The only joy for netizens circumventing the Great Firewall is mocking Xi Jinping. Overseas media discovered that as soon as this search result came out, within just a few hours, screenshots spread like wildfire, and then—bam!—the page directly vanished, and the entire malicious search incident dissipated in the wind as if it had never happened. The Chinese internet has truly become one of the battlefields of infighting; it is treacherous and unfathomable. It is actually the first time in history that a human and a pig share a single encyclopedia entry. The three titles of General Secretary, President, and Chairman of the Military Commission—all four eyes aligned, photographs, and personal biographies—not a single one could be missing, yet they literally stuffed you with a pig's name, which can only be explained as a supernatural event. If Steamed Bun is curious, he can jump into the swimming pool and go ask Li Keqiang over there. It is said that as soon as the search results came out, Zhou Hongyi's phone was ringing off the hook, filled with people expressing concern: 'Bro, are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Oh, you find life too dull and want to make big news, getting Steamed Bun to take your 360 offline early?' Old Zhou replied: 'Spare 360, you might as well just let me go offline.' In fact, neither 360 nor Old Zhou went offline; instead, the special forces pig Xi Jinping, who was lurking in the 360 search results, was flash-offline. If you use 360 Search again to input "pig," there isn't a single official one-inch ID photo of the Pig-ident to be found. Netizens pinched the bases of their thighs hard: 'Was my eyesight failing just now? Or did I doze off and have a [Pig Country Dream]?'

Speaking of which, the Tsinghua Department of Mathematical Sciences, insisting on keeping pace with the times and strengthening the consciousness of alignment, has already invented the three-dimensional Kakeya conjecture Chinese version, the "Jinping Conjecture," in the shortest possible time, completely filling the scientific research blank in the mathematical field of the Xi era. "No, what conjecture did you say? The Jinping Conjecture?" Bumping into a child prodigy: "You understand as soon as you hear it, if you don't understand, strict prohibition of great bluffing! Admit your own ignorance." Who said your Steamed Bun conjecture? The story goes like this: According to insider Wall Frog, in 1974, mathematician Xi Jinping, who was doing sent-down youth service in Liangjiahe, raised this question: "I personally directed and personally carried out the construction of Shaanxi's first biogas digester." Continuing to brag: "Eh, BUT, the pipe got clogged, and with one sudden burst, ah-wu-bam, it splattered me with feces all over my face." Eh, fine, fine, I know this part. To avoid regularly getting feces all over my face, the second time it clogged, I brought along a very thin short stick, preparing to wave it around when necessary to block the gushing sewage from splashing onto my young and handsome face. Quite narcissistic. So may I ask when the sewage attacks, I rotate the short stick by a full circle, what can the minimum area be? No, wait a minute, why ask for the minimum area of a full circle rotation? What does this mean? A Japanese samurai squatting in the toilet seeking the minimum area is because the toilet space is too small, and when blocking poisoned arrows shot from outside, if the area is too big, it can't be swung open. He understands the Kakeya conjecture. Steamed Bun is in the broad world of the countryside with infinite space, wouldn't blocking the full-face feces splashing be more effective the larger the area? Running into a Kakeya conjecture mathematics nerd, the General Secretary stated: "The Feces-Splashing Conjecture ends here. Big White, take the person who asked the malicious question and put them on a bus, heading to the Fangcang global static state."

Xi the Steamed Bun is trying to revive COVID-19, smuggling in his own agenda, and slammed his foot on the accelerator straight to COVID's doorstep. A couple of days ago, the brothers mentioned that after a long silence, the National Health Commission of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has started releasing COVID-19 infection data again. There's no other reason—either the number of infections has exploded and the outbreak can no longer be suppressed, or they are about to use pandemic prevention as an excuse to implement lockdowns and controls. It is also possible that both reasons apply. In fact, when it comes to "control" and "city lockdowns," many people who forget the pain once the wound heals would ask: "A city lockdown wouldn't happen, right? At least not right now, surely." Are you that optimistic too? It's not about being optimistic; there really isn't anything going on right now. Whether there is something going on—do you hold the decision-making power and the right of interpretation? That left me speechless. I must show you something heartbreaking. X account Luo Xiang received a submission from a netizen: at Qinghewan in Beijing, on the border of Haidian District and Chaoyang District, roads can actually be blocked at any moment. Haidian and Chaoyang blocking roads? Yes, penned up separately to be defeated one by one. Look here, good lord, isn't this too treacherous and bizarre? A perfectly fine Beijing leisure area, cut in two by district boundaries and each doing its own thing. Extremely well isolated to prevent foreign forces undercover in the two districts from meeting on the street to exchange passwords, network, and launch a toilet revolution. Never heard of it. Isn't this Steamed Bun spraying filth everywhere, coughing up some psycho stuff? At least paranoid delusions were sprayed out. Didn't someone say that? Actually, there's nothing to be surprised about; Beijing has long implemented grid management, ordinary people just didn't know about it. The lampposts on every street and the lampposts in residential communities all have built-in cameras. I saw the design blueprints for this more than ten years ago. Oh my god, the bottom tier preying on and guarding against each other, militarized and prison-like management, the cattle and horses in the grid are truly suffocating to death.

Alright, let Liu Zhuo experience what it's like to truly suffocate to death. Don't do anything rash, what are you doing here? This is a phone recording between a Beijing community police officer and a citizen that was just uploaded to the X platform outside the Great Firewall. In the words of independent political commentator Cai Shenkun, it is enough to tear the lies of this prosperous era to shreds. Those who wave flags and shout slogans for the CCP should listen to this the most. It certainly must be no good news. Chen Yongmei, a female resident in Chaoyang District, Beijing, suddenly received a call from the Chaoyang Police Station after talking about her family's difficult situation with fellow group members in a social media chat group. The police can hear what is said in the group? They heard it all. Lean in closer: "Oh my god, won't they even let people live? The police know everything said in the group, and instead of helping solve the problem, they tell you to shut up." Didn't Chen Yongmei say: "Your police station has money, the officials have money, do we ordinary people have money? Do we have income? Do we have food to eat? In our family, sometimes we eat one meal a day, sometimes one meal every two days. Can the elderly take this? When there are difficulties, do you report them to the community to get them solved? Are you the biggest bullies in China? Can you stop rubbing salt into our wounds?" Listening to this is so oppressive. This is the moderately prosperous society of a flourishing China under Steamed Bun. If you want to vent, they gag your mouth; opening your mouth means you have to say I am very happy. This is the flourishing China of the imperial capital Beijing, the anger of a woman at the bottom of society, waking up and illuminating the China of the Xinwen Lianbo.

On July 31, 2026, the X platform was driven absolutely insane by a screenshot; it was explosive. Was the family of Xi the Steamed Bun's predecessor, Hu Jintao, poisoned? Did you solve the case just like that? Isn't that a bit hasty? How did it go? It went like this: It was rumored that Qin Feng, director of Hong Kong's Phoenix TV, broke the news on July 31 that Hu Jintao, his wife Liu Yongqing, and his son Hu Haifeng were poisoned during dinner and, despite all efforts to save them, passed away at 4 o'clock. The post used a cryptic approach, referring to Hu Jintao as a "former leader," and using the initials of the pinyin for his wife Liu Yongqing and son Hu Haifeng. Although pinyin and titles were used, experienced netizens saw through it at a glance, and their jaws dropped. Not just their jaws, their glasses shattered all over the floor too. Everyone knows that Phoenix TV director Qin Feng is no ordinary insider; last time, when the CCP leader Jiang "the Toad" died, Qin Feng's announcement was 20 days ahead of the official CCP statement. Countless major accounts on X frantically reposted this news. Some netizens rushed to Qin Feng's account to ask: "Is that post you made at 4 o'clock real or fake?" More than ten minutes later, Qin Feng replied personally. How did she reply? "A photoshopped image that is fake at a glance; those who believe it are the base of telecom fraud. No wonder telecom fraud parks are so large and numerous." Alright, the netizens across the web were left hanging halfway through the drama, nearly biting their tongues. It wasn't just ordinary netizens; even major overseas media like the BBC urgently followed this news. It was indeed a major event. This is the party-state's emperor emeritus—Hu Jintao, the one who was publicly dragged out under the global spotlight by the current "unfinished-project emperor"—it is nothing short of shocking, suspenseful, eye-stinging, and heartbreaking. The key point is, what time is it now? It is the time when CCP elders traditionally gather in Beidaihe to discuss and participate in politics under the guise of a vacation. At such a sensitive moment, to release news that the Hu family, who should be the top figures in political consultation, were targeted for extermination—even if it isn't true, isn't it a bit too targeted? It is absolutely an explosive "targeted elimination" event, even if the shell used was a rumor. A BBC reporter said that this single unverified piece of news caused an uproar among Chinese-speaking netizens globally. Google Trends, the platform under Google that tracks data, showed that search numbers for the Chinese term "Hu Jintao" skyrocketed starting at 06:24 Beijing time on Friday. Hu Jintao, lying on his bed at 301 Hospital, might have confusedly remarked: "Has it been almost half a year since everyone last thought of my name?" The BBC actually checked; in the official CCP "People's Daily," the last time 83-year-old Hu Jintao was mentioned was on March 11 of this year. At that time, it was by virtue of the old cadre Song Ping, at Song Ping's funeral. Yes, the Xinhua News Agency report on the funeral of former Chinese State Councilor Song Ping mentioned Brother Tao's name: "During Comrade Song Ping's critical illness and after his passing, comrades including Xi Jinping, Li Qiang, Zhao Leji, Wang Huning, Cai Qi, Ding Xuexiang, Li Xi, Han Zheng, and Hu Jintao visited the hospital or expressed their deep condolences for Comrade Song Ping's passing and extended their sincere sympathy to his relatives through various means." Before that, it was in early February this year, when the People's Daily reported that Xi the Steamed Bun visited old comrades for the New Year; Brother Tao, Hu Jintao, was bundled into that "old comrade" package—he became part of the baggage.

Let us get back to the origin of the rumors about Brother Tao. Although Qin Feng personally clarified that "the rumor-mongers used my account to fabricate fake news" and the X account "New Highland" was also tracked down, it was said that one of the poisoned individuals, Hu Haifeng, attended a CCP meeting just the day before on July 28, acting totally normal, with a head of white hair, looking at his little booklet. Ah BUT, it still whipped up a Category 14 tornado in the CCP political circles. Various figures all began playing a relay guessing game. After all, when abnormalities occur, demons are surely at work; there are at least several visible possibilities. What possibilities? First of all, insiders might have grasped the sudden deterioration of Hu Jintao's health condition, with the possibility of him passing away, and this possibility cannot be ruled out, hence pre-emptively pointing the finger at Emperor Xi. It is him again; last time Brother Tao was carried out, and Li Keqiang drowned in a swimming pool. Emperor Xi took the blame directly, unable to clear his name. Who told you to have a criminal record and the potential to harm collaborators and former leaders? Exactly, this is one possibility. Of course, this possibility is also accompanied by another possibility: the special timing of the Beidaihe meeting, where political elders flock to inquire about politics. That is true, the Beidaihe meeting is a rare annual opportunity for the political elders of the senate to be upgraded to important objects of observation. Epoch Times columnist and current affairs commentator Yue Shan analyzed that the timing of the outbreak of Hu Jintao's death news coincided with the convening of the CCP Central Committee Political Group meeting, announcing the Fifth Plenary Session in October, which is one point. Secondly, the Beidaihe meeting, which has always been known for "party elders meddling in politics," is about to open immediately. Therefore, this leak may further trigger the outside world's attention to the "Hu-Xi struggle" inside Zhongnanhai. What else could it trigger? It has already triggered attention. Yue Shan mentioned one thing: around July 2025, rumors of Hu Jintao being critically ill circulated overseas once, with his daughter-in-law and grandson rushing from Shanghai to Beijing, as Hu Jintao had already entered his dying moments and family members rushed to Beijing 301 Hospital to keep watch. Yes, at that time it was also said that Hu Haifeng went to work during the day and kept watch over his father at the hospital after get-off work. Yue Shan believes that although the rumor of Hu Jintao's "entire family dying" was very exaggerated, BUT there is no smoke without fire, and it was very likely deliberately released by interested parties within the CCP. Who released it? According to Yue Shan's analysis, the person most likely to leak the relevant information was Central Committee General Office Director Cai Qi, who was previously suspected of being involved in the sudden death case of former Premier Li Keqiang. Ah, the bayonet-red brother Old Cai? Yes. Of course, Yue Shan also does not rule out the possibility that the leak was made by third-party forces harboring political motives. At least one thing is certain: the person who leaked this news was definitely not doing it to simply strive for traffic and attention, but had real ulterior motives. It is possible.

I saw New Highland's analysis saying that although Hu Jintao has long been far away from the power center of the Communist Party, Xi Jinping still regards him as a thorn in his side. Once Hu Jintao really passes away, other powerful figures who may pose a threat to Xi Jinping—such as Wang Qishan, Han Zheng, Liu Yuan, Deng Pufang, Zeng Qinghong, and Jiang Mianheng—are likely to be purged one after another, "disappearing one by one." As netizen Old Fang said, the news of Hu Jintao and his family's sudden death reminds people of the sudden death of former Premier Li Keqiang a few days ago, giving people the feeling that the era of "daring to point the bayonet inward and bleeding with every strike" is back. It is already bleeding with every strike now, and it is going to escalate further?

Li Zhuo tells everyone to stay calm and not be impatient, and presents a new interpretation of the Song Ci poem. Ding Feng Bo: Netizens often lean toward palace intrigue sounds, why leave the country and still use ancestral titles? Who is number two contending for the deer in the Central Plains? Who cares. The end of the world is enough to live out one's life peacefully. Rivers can fly boats and pools can drown, Li Keqiang swimming pool, so what? Who says one cannot die from wine cups. Pay attention to party history and party struggles, no shit. There is neither victory nor defeat nor an end. Didn't understand at all. Who cares. Brother Tao is enough to laugh out loud.

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