从酒托女到党国骗局：男人的欲望与陷阱
党国无处不坑人，说好聊聊酒托女。
这个行业以前很火，现在不知如何，毕竟我跟她们也只有过两次“缘份”，一次重庆，一次丽江，前者是无意中招随即又被我反噬，后者则是与兄弟主动招惹调戏。丽江那里，精虫上脑的小伙子很容易中招，我会讲讲为何。
酒托女其实大多姿色平平，但小伙子们血气方刚，被会打扮会撒娇的女生撩一撩，又有几人不上头，不能怪他们。
重庆那次，线上认识，聊得还挺愉快，便约吃饭。我当年也是毛头小子，哪里想得到酒托这种套路。
但是见面那一霎那，感觉就不太好，不是因为长相，当然P过的照片还是比真人好点。
我这人，嗅觉很敏锐，一个人的才情秉性，优点弱点危险度……面一下就能嗅出个七八分来。说句题外话，不知有没有兄弟有那种经验：一个女生跟你会不会有故事，见第一眼就能预感，因为会出现某种触电般的“过载”现象，也就是大脑突然短路僵住了，耗时大概0.5秒。
说回见此女，第一眼，感觉就不太好，后面果然被她带入某个位置不怎么样，装修也不怎么样的地方。
才上了个果盘，此女就要点红酒，也不给我看看就直接喊人来点了。我想着喝点酒也没什么，结果酒上来开了瓶，没隔几秒，饭还没吃，服务员就先来收账了，好家伙，普普通通一瓶红酒，居然收我……具体金额忘了，大概人民币两千左右吧。
我顿时明白被酒托了。
身上没那么多现金，默默刷了卡，继续吃了点，找了个借口溜到外面，守在门口，然后掏出手机报了警。有的兄弟可能报警说疑似被酒托宰，警察会懒得理，你可以说被人敲诈勒索抢了钱，对方还没走，警察来了就能抓到人立到功……这会让警察的动力更足些。
警察来后，面对面，我陈述过程中就随意提了句报警时没说的话——你们市局国保总队X警官和我挺熟的……国保什么单位，这些派出所老油条能不清楚？立刻正了脸色，进去把事办了……反正，钱肯定是得吐出来了。
再来说说云南丽江。
一提起丽江，除了风景，还有什么被人津津乐道？自然是艳遇了。
很多人跑过去，就是冲着它浪漫的名头，想着就算没邂逅到真爱，滚个一夜情床单也是好的。
我猜绝大多数人都没如愿吧，很多人还被坑了？
我上面讲年轻小伙去了丽江，到古城之类的地方玩，很容易中招，为什么？提一点就懂了。
到了那里，打开微信，搜一搜摇一摇附近的人，没有经验的你是不是震惊了？是不是看到好多好多美女从未如此密集的出现在列表上，触手可及随时可聊？
是不是瞬间血压就高了？
好啊，丽江古城，浪漫之都，名不虚传，就在你脑补各种浪漫剧情时，许多人正在被宰，而你，很可能就在下一批，因为她们基本都是酒托。
现在也许不一样了？反正十年前是这样。
当时我很快就反应过来这些人是酒托。但是当时带着兄弟长途自驾，一路上两个男人有多无聊你们也可以想象，兄弟打算调戏下酒托，我觉得也无不可。
于是很快便约了两个女生。
如果不在乎约的是谁，约女生在丽江古城确实很容易。当时的酒吧街，虽然不知道多少店家参与了酒托宰客的勾当，但你们约了女生，就一定要自己定地方，不要让女生选，因为她们不会选，只会带你们去早就设好伏的黑店。
特别是在你明知约的极可能是酒托女的情况下。
落了座，对面两个女生倒是叽叽喳喳正常的聊起天来，她们这些专业人士，聊天还是蛮会聊的，只不过聊着聊着狐狸尾巴就会露出来，就会说这里吃完我们等会儿再去另一家特别好吃好玩的吧……
本来这个博弈的过程会很有意思，不过同行的那个兄弟实在是太严肃认真如临大敌了，说好的调戏呢？怎么突然就板起脸来不苟言笑了呢？还说我们兄弟没什么钱，只能吃XX预算范围以内的……搞得我略尴尬，也只能附和道兄弟说得没错～
这么几轮硬梆梆的对话甩出去，对面就是傻子也懂了这把很难得手，人小哥提防着她们呐。
时间就是金钱，良宵难得，不能把机会浪费在我们身上，于是人家稍作客套便匆匆告辞了……得，就这么虎头蛇尾的结束了，走吧兄弟，我请你去露台喝酒吃鱼，坐在一堆俊男美女中间聊党国丑事，恶心恶心他们……
说真的烤鱼倒是不错，现在想起还有所回味～
男人呐，实在是太容易栽在女生手里了，如果心动上头，那就认命吧，老天刻在基因里的东西比刻在骨头里的深的多，特别是年轻人，精力旺盛，看到美女露个肩膀就能胡思乱想半天。
只有人老了，没什么情欲性欲了，才不容易因男女之事破了大防。
一个政治家走向成熟的过程，某种程度上与其情欲性欲的多寡恰成反比。
所以老成持国多少有点道理在。
但，
没了男欢女爱，人生不无聊吗？
The Party-State’s Endless Traps: Let’s Talk About Bar Scammers
Translated by ChatGPT
This industry used to be quite popular. I’m not sure about now, as my only encounters with them happened twice—once in Chongqing and once in Lijiang. The former was accidental, and I managed to turn the tables; the latter was a deliberate tease with a friend. Lijiang, in particular, is a place where lust-driven young men easily fall prey. I’ll explain why.
Bar scammers are usually not extraordinarily beautiful. However, young men, driven by hormones, can easily fall for women who know how to dress up and act coquettish. You can hardly blame them.
In Chongqing, I met one online. We had a pleasant chat, so we agreed to meet for dinner. Back then, I was just a naive young man with no idea of bar scams.
But the moment I saw her, something felt off—not because of her looks, though her real appearance was naturally less attractive than her heavily edited photos.
I’m the kind of person with a sharp sense of intuition. In just one glance, I can sniff out someone’s personality, strengths, weaknesses, and potential danger. By the way, has anyone else experienced that electrifying feeling when meeting someone for the first time and instantly sensing there’s a story between you?
Anyway, back to the woman. My first impression wasn’t good. Soon, she led me to a poorly decorated spot.
As soon as we sat down, she ordered red wine without showing me the menu. I thought having a drink wouldn’t hurt, but when the wine came, the bill followed. A bottle of ordinary red wine was billed at around 2,000 yuan ($280).
That’s when I realized I’d been scammed.
I didn’t have enough cash, so I quietly paid with my card, ate a little, and then excused myself to step outside. Standing at the entrance, I called the police. Some might say reporting a bar scam wouldn’t get much attention. But if you frame it as extortion or robbery, and mention that the culprits are still on-site, the police might be more motivated to act.
When the officers arrived, I casually mentioned a connection to a high-ranking national security official. Instantly, their demeanor changed, and they resolved the matter quickly. Needless to say, I got my money back.
Now, let’s talk about Lijiang, Yunnan.
Lijiang is famous for more than its scenic views; it’s also known for its romantic allure.
Many people go there hoping for a romantic encounter or, at least, a one-night stand.
I’d guess most leave disappointed—or worse, scammed.
Young men visiting Lijiang are especially vulnerable. Why? Let me explain.
When you’re there, open WeChat and use the “Nearby People” feature. If you’re inexperienced, you’ll be shocked to see a flood of attractive women in the list, seemingly just a chat away.
Excited, your mind races with romantic fantasies. But while you’re daydreaming, many are getting scammed—and you could be next because most of them are bar scammers.
Things might be different now, but this was the situation a decade ago.
At the time, I quickly realized the women I contacted were likely scammers. But since I was on a road trip with a friend, and we were bored, we decided to tease them.
We soon arranged to meet two women.
If you’re not picky, it’s easy to arrange dates in Lijiang. However, you must always choose the meeting spot yourself, especially if you suspect they might be scammers. Otherwise, they’ll take you to a predetermined trap.
At the bar, the two women chatted away, trying to keep things light and engaging. However, their true intentions started to show when they suggested we visit another “amazing” place after finishing here.
What should have been an amusing game of cat and mouse turned awkward because my friend took it too seriously. He firmly declared we were on a budget, effectively shutting down their attempts to escalate the scam.
Even the most oblivious scammers would sense the futility of the situation at that point. They made some polite excuses and left quickly.
And so, our night ended on an anticlimactic note. We left the bar, and I treated my friend to some grilled fish and drinks on a rooftop, surrounded by good-looking strangers as we chatted about the Party-State’s misdeeds to kill time.
The grilled fish was quite good, by the way—still memorable to this day.
Men are just too easily swayed by women. If emotions and desires take over, it’s hard to resist. For young men, full of vigor, a glimpse of a woman’s shoulder can fuel endless fantasies.
It’s only when we grow old and lose interest in such pursuits that we become less vulnerable.
The maturity of a politician is often inversely proportional to their libido.
Still, without romance and passion, wouldn’t life be dull?