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- Do not take out a mortgage to buy a house. Sell existing houses at half price. Rent a house to live in.
- Do not have children. You can get married and be DINKs (Double Income, No Kids).
- Do not trade A-shares, nor any financial products in mainland China.
- If your parents are farmers, it is recommended to use the enthusiastic, generous, and "playing dumb" (answering "I don't know" to everything) strategy to resist their nagging and wear-you-down tactics. Do not let any of their decisions influence you. Minimize the frequency of contact.
- Study English every day, use English to browse YouTube, scroll through Twitter, watch shows and movies without subtitles. Download a video random-matching software like OmeTV and keep outputting English in casual chats every day.
- Regardless of your monthly income, do not lend money to parents, relatives, friends, colleagues, or anyone at all. Try to save as much as possible every month, aiming for 1 million in savings as your first pot of gold, and work hard to put it into practice.
- When traveling, do not travel domestically, even if you have never left your province. Spend even just a few thousand on going abroad. If you have no money, go to Southeast Asia, the beginner villages of Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand, or cheap countries like Laos and Bangladesh. If you have some money, go to Japan, South Korea, Europe, and the United States. Never spend your money domestically.
- For those with future immigration goals, you can follow the order of Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Japan, South Korea, European Schengen countries, the UK, New Zealand, Australia, the United States, and Canada, spending 3-5 years completing them. Later, you can use tourist visas to complete various operations of converting tourist visas into residency statuses. Do not wait until the last minute to act; if you go bankrupt, your US visa application will be 100% rejected.
- Go to Hong Kong to open an account, get a HSBC bank card in Hong Kong, and then register US stock accounts on software like Tiger Brokers, Futu Bull Bull, etc.
- With your monthly salary, you can make regular fixed investments in high-quality investment products. For the lowest risk tolerance, choose the S&P 500 index fund recommended by Buffett as a pension regular investment; second is the Nasdaq 100 index fund, followed by regular investments in the top 20 US individual stocks, and the highest risk level regular investment in Bitcoin and Ethereum. All of the above should be invested via dollar-cost averaging until retirement at age 65.
- Stop all social security pensions, and only pay for medical insurance. Keep all assets overseas, do not leave a single penny in China, and use the Hong Kong card linked to offline WeChat Pay and Alipay for consumption.
- For mobile phones, only use Apple; for computers, only use Apple; all electronic products must be the Apple ecosystem; for cars, only buy Tesla. Only use overseas versions of Apple phones, uncensored versions. Neither mainland Chinese versions nor Hong Kong versions are allowed. Except for the US version with no physical SIM slots and the mainland dual-SIM version, all versions of Apple in the world can be bought. The Southeast Asian version is strongly recommended because it is close to the mainland, you can buy it conveniently while traveling, and you can even get a tax refund at the airport.
- Ordinary underprivileged people cannot get a US visa. Couples who just got married and plan to have children, in order to guarantee a future baseline for their child, can take a flight from Hong Kong that flies directly to US-administered Saipan. Make sure the pregnancy belly isn't showing and won't be noticed. Enter and give birth, and the child will be a US citizen.
- The child can obtain a US passport. If the parents are not US permanent residents, the Chinese embassy will issue a Chinese Travel Document to the child. Upon returning to China, you can apply for a Chinese ID card and household registration (Hukou). The Travel Document must be renewed every two years. It will not be canceled when turning 18 as an adult. Each time returning to China, it is used in conjunction with the US passport for legal dual nationality. Domestically, the Hukou and ID card allow unimpeded movement. After turning 18, go to the US to pay taxes for three years, and you can sponsor your parents to reunite in the US to get a green card, with a waiting period of about a year and a half. The child has US status. In the future, there is no need to graduate from a domestic undergraduate university and deliver food. You can go directly to the US to deliver food for a few thousand US dollars a month, working for half a year and lying flat (resting) in China for the other half. You will be set for life without worrying about food and clothing.
- Those under 18, without a full-time undergraduate or junior college degree, at the very bottom of society, just dropped out, and being ordinary rural workers beaten down by society in all sorts of ways, are advised to learn a trade. You can choose to be a chef or a home decoration plumber. With 3 or more years of experience as a Chinese or Japanese cuisine chef, you can apply for chef visas in most European countries with a senior chef certificate. Those over 28, with 10 years as a master chef, can obtain permanent residency in Norway after three years without taking a Norwegian language test. Your life will be secured. Domestic home decoration plumbers who can get a US tourist visa to enter the United States can work as plumbers in the US, which is a high-paying profession. An experienced master craftsman can easily make 200,000 US dollars a year, and a 1.2 million US dollar large villa in the Los Angeles area can be fully paid off in 5 years.
- Full-time undergraduate graduates, especially those from Tier 3 liberal arts colleges, coming from county towns and rural areas, especially losers who are short, poor, ugly, and autistic, are advised to study Japanese. Spend 1.5 to 2 years out of school studying N2 Japanese on your own, or go all out while in school to sprint for Japanese. Both textbooks "Minna no Nihongo" and "New Standard Japanese" can be used—order them on Pinduoduo. Video resources are as numerous as the hairs on an ox on Bilibili; you can search for Teacher Yuanyuan's Japanese classroom. Apply for a Japanese language school visa to enter Japan; tuition can be settled around 38,000 to 40,000 RMB. Those with no money can go to a Suzhou electronics factory; entering the factory with room and board provided can sort things out in half years. Apply for the school half a year in advance for seamless integration. Upon entering Japan, study and work part-time, go to interviews to find jobs as hot spring hotel attendants or duty-free shop clerks. With an N2 certificate and a full-time undergraduate degree, you can secure it steadily. Work for 5 years for naturalization or 10 years for permanent residency. Any ordinary job, working 5 days a week, 8 hours a day, with weekends off. A minimum of 21 days' salary per month is 1.2 million RMB (Note: likely meant 12,000 RMB) at the bare minimum. You graduate and become unemployed in China, but you are already in Japan, instantly crushing 12 million unemployed fresh graduates.
- Older, single, rural, underprivileged Chinese bachelors who cannot afford to get married can go to Vietnam to find a wife. Fangchenggang in Guangxi is known as the paradise for lying flat. Renting a single room costs only a few hundred yuan. Apply for a 3-month multi-entry Vietnamese business visa on Taobao, ride an electric bike to the port frequently every month, and then go to Vietnam to chat up and find a girlfriend. College students in northern Vietnam, Hanoi, generally take Chinese as an elective, and quite a few speak Chinese. Getting married requires no bride price (Caipei). As long as you can secure a source of income in Vietnam and guarantee an income of about 10,000 RMB, the probability of getting married is basically over 95%. Note that finding a wok station job in the back kitchen of any Chinese restaurant in Vietnam can get you this. Alternatively, if you are quick-witted, you can contact Yiwu to source goods and sell them there, which is even better.
- Middle-class families outside of Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Jiangsu, and Zhejiang who want to educate their children and lack local high-quality international schools can consider Thailand and Malaysia. Chiang Mai in Thailand has the lowest cost; you can consider sending children there for kindergarten and high school, finishing elementary and middle school in China. Malaysia has complete Chinese education, and the living cost is slightly higher than Thailand's. Those who completely do not plan to return to China can consider this. Accompanying families must have a stable online earning ability before coming out. For details, please refer to the above points.
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