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Naked Woman Suddenly Appears in Front of Tiananmen: Covered in Red Characters, Shaking Beijing! Shocking News at the Fifth Plenary Session Press Conference: After Purging 8 Million Party Officials, High Pressure Escalates Again! Mbappe Incident Spirals Out of Control: Global Relay of Insulting Xi, 'Majuqiao Day Laborers' Viral Video Evaporates! (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1789 / 2026/10/30)

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The main contents of this episode include: French star Kylian Mbappé sparking a global wave of imitation and remix creation due to "insulting Mao" remarks; a woman stripping for rights defense at Beijing's Tiananmen Square during the Fifth Plenary Session; the CCP Central Commission for Discipline Inspection revealing that a cumulative 7.922 million people have been disciplined since the 18th National Congress; Chinese influencer "Feng Ge" going to Majuqiao to shoot a video about daily-wage workers which went viral only to be wiped across the entire internet and greeted by the police; and the ruling party's crushing defeat in the Serbian general election, with the pro-CCP President Vučić stepping down, sparking discussions on the Belt and Road Initiative and the "kiss of death" phenomenon.

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Independent scholar Mr. Cao Changqing had a brilliant commentary starting off the show regarding a certain Eastern superpower's crackdown on the Kylian Mbappé trend. He said China forced French star Kylian Mbappé to apologize for "insulting Mao" by calling Mao Zedong a dictator, and now the whole world is coming to "insult Mao"—isn't that lifting a rock only to drop it on your own feet? Not only is the whole world insulting Mao now, but most crucially, they are all bringing Xi Jinping into it as well. Mbappé has now become "Mbazedong," casually guest-starring as "Xi Zedong" and "Mbajinping." This time, Xi Jinping and his little lackeys have really kicked a hard rock. You could say that for these true men of Xijiazhuang, this double-edged sword has backstabbed them so badly their intestines are turning green with regret. Ever since role-playing as Old Xi, Mbappé's acting skills have been truly vivid. How vivid? Not only carrying 200 catties of wheat while desperately walking mountain roads to Liangjiahe, but the moment he enters the village he starts lifting pot lids. The Japanese Imperial Army lifts lids while muttering to themselves, they eat better than we do, we must collect more taxes. Oh stop it, look here, I know I was wrong, I am willing to undergo thought reform, to rewalk Chairman Xi's Long March path, yeah. Haha, it's too hilarious, Mbappé is carrying wheat while even making a televised confession on TV: I was wrong, I am willing to undergo thought reform—if you don't do a televised confession, they'll literally carry you out! Netizens already have pictures as proof, Messi was carried out of the Great Hall of the People, Mbappé you better think carefully about the consequences, eh. Messi was carried out, how did Mbappé end up sitting in Old Xi's chair? Eh, Mbappé expressed that he is also confused by the Chinese people, playing Mbazedong one minute, guest-starring as Mbajinping the next. Hanging on the Tiananmen Rostral makes him Mbazedong, kicking Chairman Mao's portrait to the ground and jumping up and down on it makes him Mbajinping, talk about a win-win. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away, new tea friends quickly click [Subscribe] and the little bell, welcome to join the teahouse's joyous journey, let's look at the world from a different angle with the brothers, and make your mood better. Note that subscription is free, hitting the subscribe button brings a continuous harvest of laughter.

Now, to continue from before: on October 28, the creator of the Mbappe-Mao Zedong meme accepted an interview with the French magazine So Foot, sighing that their original idea was simply to make a meme to amuse their friends, never expecting it to develop to this point, feeling just like an episode straight out of South Park. How else could one describe such a sudden surprise? Because of the censorship of Mbappe's original words, the internet spontaneously sparked a craze for learning Chinese. Is that true? Even Li Peng has said that right now, what China fears most is Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, or Lamine Yamal suddenly posting on social media saying, "Let me say a few words about this Mbappe situation; Mao Zedong was indeed a dictator." The Publicity Department of the CCP Central Committee must be wondering, what on earth is to be done? Didn't Western netizens say that the CCP successfully accomplished a piece of global communication, turning a football player's unnoticed livestream into a diplomatic and economic disaster? Through this brilliant maneuver, an entire generation worldwide has been given the chance to verify that Mao indeed was a dictator. Today's Golden Sentence: Democracy is too hard to manufacture, making it the only thing in the world that the Chinese have failed to successfully copy. They didn't copy the good things from others, but they successfully promoted the golden sentence "Mao is a dictator" worldwide, and countries everywhere are frantically copying their homework. After Emperor Steamed Bun pointed the way forward, the whole world took action, participating for the sake of being involved. First, the Select Committee on the Strategic Competition Between the United States House of Representatives and the Chinese Communist Party publicly stated that Mbappe should not apologize, that Mao Zedong was indeed a dictator, and that the harm he caused was far more serious than the joke of a football player. The national secretary of the French Green Party and a TF1 anchor both bluntly stated that Mbappe was entirely correct, and that calling Mao Zedong a dictator is not a matter of opinion—it's a fact, okay? All historians confirm that Mao Zedong's totalitarian rule caused tens of millions of deaths; that's crystal clear. Spain's El País published a signed commentary titled "China's Crusade Against Mbappe and Winnie the Pooh," satirizing the Mbappe controversy for "daring to call a dictator a 'dictator'," completely bringing the truth to light before the world. And this is just the loss in terms of spirit and reputation; the economic losses are even greater. As a foreign netizen said, "I just canceled all my orders on Alibaba and Huawei to support Mbappe," and underneath, a bunch of people said, "We must stop buying brands from the CCP's country, I just canceled my orders too, their e-commerce platforms should all be boycotted." What if everyone starts doing this in the future? That's hard to say. Emergency poll: How do you think the Mbappe incident will finally end? Here are the options: 1. Make Mbappe give a televised confession; 2. Make Mbappe buy a Huawei car; 3. Crack down hard on 50-cent army trolls, wolf warriors, and Little Pinks; 4. Throw out a huge celebrity sex scandal to divert attention. Hurry up and type your number in the comments section.

It is truly incredible, Liu Zhuo. During the Fifth Plenary Session, a major incident occurred at Tiananmen Square—if it doesn't happen in two days, it happens in three. According to X account Su Yifeng, it is rumored that while the CCP's Fifth Plenary Session was underway, a woman was seen protesting for her rights at Tiananmen Square. Another woman protesting for her rights? Yes. A middle-aged woman was standing under the ornamental column (huabiao) in front of Tiananmen, having stripped off all her clothes. She had written her grievances on her body in red ink. While showing her grievances to the people around her, she said, 'Everyone, please help me, take some photos, help me...'—the rest was unclear. Where did this petitioner come from? It's too tragic. Su Yifeng said that although the specific day during the Fifth Plenary Session is unknown, it definitely happened. This once again proves that rights defenders in the CCP's country have absolutely no human rights or dignity. Whether the CCP is good or not is not for the Communist bandits themselves to decide, nor is it for me to decide. The facts are right before our eyes; let the facts speak. If they are forced to defend their rights in this way, isn't it because they have been driven into a corner? With the Fifth Plenary Session concluded, anyone who reads the communique and the subsequent speeches knows that a real 'bloody storm' is coming. A bloody storm—it has reached the Xi-style Cultural Revolution era of mobilizing the masses to struggle against the masses, mobilizing the masses to struggle against leaders, mobilizing the masses to catch spies, and mobilizing spies to catch traitors. You hit the nail on the head. Listen to this joke: 'The whole nation is catching spies, with an 800,000 yuan reward for reporting one. I look at my unit leader and he seems like a spy.' 'Yeah, I've had the leader hung up and interrogated for a day and a night. After brutal torture and round-robin questioning, I still haven't found any breakthrough.' 'Ah, now I am even more convinced that the leader has definitely received professional training, has strong psychological resilience, and his mouth is tighter than a safe.' Is there any logic in this? With an 800,000 yuan reward in sight, I had to put in all my effort, but after trying every trick in the book, I didn't catch a spy, and instead got myself locked up. Sigh, it seems the money for catching spies isn't that easy to earn, and the leader isn't that easy to mess with. Which unit's leader is so unlucky to run into such a reckless fool? The General Secretary stated that no matter which unit it is, we give our full support to such good comrades who dare to struggle and are good at struggling. Oh right, the more the people below live in fear, the more securely Xi the Steamed Bun sits on his steamer—the dragon throne has turned into a steamer. It's no wonder; Xi Jinping has been in power for nearly 14 years, and some have calculated that over 7.92 million people have been disciplined, yet the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection is still desperately shouting that the anti-corruption situation is severe and complex, and they still need to kill or maim another 8 million officials.

On October 30, the CCP Central Committee held a press conference for the Fifth Plenary Session of the 20th Central Committee. Zhang Fuhai, Deputy Secretary of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection and Deputy Director of the National Supervisory Commission, disclosed that since the 18th National Congress of the CCP in 2012, discipline inspection and supervision organs nationwide have disciplined a total of 7.922 million people, including 963 centrally-managed officials. It has become completely impossible for officials to live. When announcing these figures, Zhang Fuhai stated that the anti-corruption struggle has 'achieved an overwhelming victory and has been comprehensively consolidated,' BUT 'the situation of the anti-corruption struggle remains severe and complex,' and the task of eradicating the soil and conditions for corruption remains arduous and heavy. In the future, they will continue to maintain a high-pressure stance on punishing corruption. Look here: since the 18th National Congress, discipline inspection and supervision organs nationwide have investigated and handled 1.644 million cases of 'four winds' problems, criticized, educated, and dealt with 2.257 million people, filed 8.105 million cases, and disciplined 7.922 million people, among whom 963 were centrally-managed officials. Maintain a high-pressure stance on punishing corruption; second, strengthen the restriction and supervision of the exercise of power; third, consolidate the ideological foundation of not daring to be corrupt; fourth, enhance the comprehensive effectiveness of integrated promotion of not daring to be corrupt, being unable to be corrupt, and not wanting to be corrupt. Every day you show off at home how many mice you caught today and how many flies you caught tomorrow—is your home a cesspit? So, is Xi's Steamed Bun Shop preparing to open its arms to welcome your arrival? 'Our restaurant's hygiene score has been number one for years. This year, we caught 73 mice, 4,203 cockroaches, 34,000 bedbugs, 114,000 flies, and unidentified flying objects. Our sanitary environment is leading the way. Brother Liu, aren't you coming in to feast?'

To put it simply, outside the Southeast Sixth Ring Road of the imperial capital Beijing, right next to the Yizhuang Economic-Technological Development Area, lies Majuqiao, the "largest street-corner casual labor gathering place in North China." A massive number of daily-wage workers gather on the streets every dawn waiting for odd jobs, working for a day and getting paid for the day. When night falls, they return to narrow, windowless rental rooms crammed with several sets of bunk beds, sleeping on berths that cost 15 or 20 yuan a night, before starting a new day. What Liu Zhuo is talking about refers precisely to the "low-end population" in the mouth of bayonet-wielding Cai Qi, who were targeted for clearance in the bitter winter of 2017. Looking across Majuqiao, there is no rise of a great power, no new quality productive forces, no high-quality development, none at all, and certainly none of the things the Party boasts it has already achieved: proper care for infants, education for the students, returns for labor, medical care for the sick, support for the elderly, housing for the residents, and assistance for the vulnerable—the list goes on endlessly. Time seems to have stopped in Majuqiao; the Majuqiao of today is no different from 9 years ago. People wandering the streets of Majuqiao still eat cheap food, wear shabby coats, and wait for jobs in the cold wind. This is the happy life right under the feet of the Son of Heaven in the imperial capital Beijing, and these are also the scenes from a video documenting a day-laborer experience in Majuqiao published on October 25 by Chinese influencer "Fengge Wandering the World" (峰哥亡命天涯), which went viral across the entire internet. The video is about 25 minutes long, and about a day after its release on Bilibili, its view count reached a whopping 2.7 million, with 19,000 comments, over 150,000 likes, and 70,000 shares. The two brothers watched it completely on behalf of tea-drinking friends, and the feeling can be summed up in two words: "real"—and because it's real, it strikes a chord. Fengge faithfully recorded everyday street views, roadside vendors, shops, and other scenes in Majuqiao, along with interviews with 2 migrant workers. There was no so-called sensitive content; how could he dare post it? Under the sickle, Fengge's "Wandering" (亡命) through the ends of the earth can only transform into "Saving His Life" (保命) through the ends of the earth. Watching the entire video, at best it faithfully recreates the daily lives of a portion of China's lower classes: what they eat every day, where they sleep at night, where they get a haircut, where they find entertainment, a daily wage of 180 yuan for odd jobs, and how Huolala, which is normally for freight, can actually transport people too—now we know where China's cheap food ends up. In Majuqiao, food safety is completely out of the question; getting a full stomach is the ultimate truth, not to mention the overcrowding, filth, and chaos. Most crucially, what Fengge recorded might not even be the absolute lowest stratum of society, because after all, there was no one sleeping on the streets in the footage; there was only one person who got drunk and lay by the roadside, and Fengge bought an old cotton jacket and covered that person with it. Of course, he didn't film people rummaging through trash cans for food, nor did he film people living under bridge arches, nor those jumping off bridges. If he dared to film those, Fengge would be fleeing for his life in a matter of minutes. After watching this video, what left a deep impression on me was a remark made by a junior college graduate working day labor: hard work does not necessarily bring rewards, but humiliation certainly does. However, this wasn't too out of line either; Fengge probably wouldn't get "invited to tea" over these words. Fengge must have self-censored N times, and what he released was already his trimmed "green and pollution-free version." This term "green version" is really not fabricated by Li Zheng; Fengge's livestream serves as proof. What kind of job Fengge is actually doing remains a mystery for now, and we hope the day of the reveal comes; we are alling waiting. Just now, Fengge had a line in his livestream: "I think we still need to have a bit of political awakening, more or less," which is hard to put into words. I wonder where Fengge's awakening all comes from? That's simple; just look at what Fengge has done and you can probably figure it out. What has he done? He first gained attention back in 2020 for shooting a series of videos in Shenzhen about the "Sanhe masters"—the mobile migrant worker group around the [Sanhe Human Resources Market] who subsist on extremely low costs and engage in casual day labor, the Majuqiao of Shenzhen. They compressed their daily expenses to the absolute limit, eating bowls of noodles costing a few yuan, drinking 1.5-yuan bottled water, sleeping on the streets at night, or spending the night in cheap flophouses costing a few to a dozen yuan a night, or 24-hour internet cafes—the beasts of burden in the prosperous China. Afterwards, Fengge kept up the momentum, continuously shooting social-themed subjects, including residents of unfinished real estate projects, bankrupt business owners, and ailing individuals—all of whom are targets of Cai Qi's clearance campaigns. Precisely because he shot so many videos, Fengge hasn't fallen short of being "handled as a problem," which is why he came to this personal realization: I'll just safely and securely be a minor influencer, I never thought about doing investigative journalism stuff, saving my life is what matters most. Therefore, as an enlightened influencer, Fengge cautiously released a self-castrated "green version" this time—an awakening bought with blood and tears. Yet, the awakening bought with blood and tears unexpectedly met with the unexpected, as police paid a visit during his livestream. Look right here, oh my god, it scared Fengge to death.

Then, the "green version" of the Maquqiao day laborer video, which had been castrated, was also set to "private" by Feng Ge. This is because even the green version instantly lifted the lid off the CCP's warm narrative of "ensuring and improving people's livelihood during development" and "people's happy lives." The raw, authentic version lifted the lid, and sure enough, all the grand narratives about "always putting the people at the center," "everything for the people," and "1.4 billion people sharing the fruits of reform and development" all turned into bullshit in Feng Ge's Maquqiao videos. The drifters in Maquqiao are caught in a dilemma: they want to be noticed, yet they fear the Party will find them embarrassing and suddenly clear them out, leaving them unable to even work as temporary laborers. The Party says, "You're overthinking it; we can't even find them, let alone clear them out? Our Party 'relies on the people for everything.' Every single day laborer in Maquqiao, come out and line up to pay your social security to support the regime."

Breaking news, good news along the Belt and Road: a major "political earthquake" in modern political history has erupted in the Serbian general election. This person is gloating, what are you happy about with an earthquake? You misjudged, your ears are bad, this earthquake is not that earthquake, this is another name for political reshuffling, a change at the top. Exactly, oh. The one voted out of power is Aleksandar Vučić, who has ruled Serbia for 12 years and is one of the famously evil axis cronies who is extremely pro-CCP and pro-Russia, affectionately known as Wu Dalang. This bowl of Belt and Road poison, Wu Dalang ultimately could not dodge. He once made a high-profile visit to Beijing and warmly shook hands with the Death Grip brother Xi Jinping. Don't you say this is just plain bad luck? It is said that Vučić's wife last time came and shook Peng Liyuan's little hand vigorously, saying, "Big sister, please take my Xi big brother away, I can't take it anymore!" What's wrong? Shaking hands with others costs money, shaking hands with your old companion costs your life. Ah-pui, Peng Liyuan expressed, go sit in the shade, if you're not afraid of dying you're not a communist warrior, who asked you to voluntarily deliver your political lives to our doorstep? Hey, it choked the Vučić family right there, utterly frustrating. It is said that Vučić collapsed and suffered a crushing defeat in the recently concluded general election. On the night the votes were counted on October 25, Vučić publicly stated that his party's defeat in the election was "a foregone conclusion." His attitude was considered sincere, and he accepted his fate. Meanwhile, the grassroots political new force composed of ordinary college students, professors, and professionals from all walks of life—the "Student List"—won a landslide victory with an absolute majority vote of over 52%. The Student List, you say it's a student movement? Yes, this general election has also been media-dubbed as "the student movement overthrowing a strongman regime." Wow, it really is a student movement. Sigh, what a world of difference from the result of the Tiananmen student movement. After all, this is a society with some humanity, and Vučić still had some humanity, not deploying tanks, machine guns, or armored vehicles. After the election results were announced, the streets of Serbia turned into a sea of celebration. People danced, shouted "victory," vehicles honked their horns, and fireworks lit up the sky. A student told the BBC that Serbia is free, this is simply a miracle, truly worth celebrating. Media outlets rated this general election as a rare and abnormal phenomenon in modern political history. Yes, because this election was not a power transition between [established political parties], but rather the [Student Alliance], which had protested against the government for two years and coalesced public opinion, defeating the massive ruling party. That is truly impressive. So it is unimaginable, but regardless, CCP paramount leader Xi Jinping made a monumental contribution and showed off his skills once again. On May 25 this year, Vučić set foot in Beijing, and after warmly shaking hands with Xi Jinping in the Great Hall of the People, they held talks. Trouble didn't even allow for a time lag; almost at the same time Old Wu set foot in Beijing, tens of thousands of protesting citizens flooded the streets of the capital, Belgrade, demanding early general elections. Shaking hands here, rebelling there, even the time difference was saved. How can one not say that the "Death Grip" fully unleashed its power? At that time, the press releases issued by the Foreign Ministry were all high-frequency buzzwords: China-Serbia community with a shared future, ironclad friendship, benefiting the peoples of both countries, jointly building the "Belt and Road," and so on and so forth. Both sides also issued the "Joint Statement between the Two Countries on Continuously Advancing the Construction of the China-Serbia Community with a Shared Future in the New Era" and the "Joint Statement on Jointly Promoting the Implementation of the Four Global Initiatives." It makes one almost want to vomit. Does this smell familiar? Too familiar: Bangladesh, Nepal, Venezuela—the former heads of state of all three countries plummeted into rapid downfall right after shaking the chubby hand of the supreme leader, entirely driven by bad luck. In July 2024, former Bangladeshi Prime Minister Hasina fled in a rush to India right after shaking hands with the supreme leader, and her regime collapsed accordingly. She was later sentenced to death, destined to die in a foreign land. In September 2025, former Nepali Prime Minister Oli, just after posing for a warm photo with Xi Jinping at the September 3 Military Parade, stepped down amidst public curses. After spending over half a year in prison, he entered a state of residential surveillance and must report to the police at any time. The experience of Venezuelan President Maduro, a stainless-steel buddy of the supreme leader who has shaken his hand about 10 times, was even more breathtaking. In January this year, while asleep in bed, he was snatched away like a chicken by the American eagle, went to New York to eat prison food, targeted arrest, targeted prison food delivered right to his door. Vučić is considered lucky; for now, he has only lost the election. As for whether he will be liquidated by the new government next step, it's hard to say—it probably depends on how close his relationship was with Old Xi's chubby hand. If he exposes the CCP's shady dealings and acts as a turncoat witness, he might get off light. Right, has everyone noticed? Not only did these four desperately shake the supreme leader's chubby hand, but they all set foot on the Belt and Road path of no return, the road to the netherworld. Vučić was dragged down specifically because of a Belt and Road project. What project? A [train station collapse incident] that shocked the entire nation of Serbia, which triggered nationwide protests by the Student Alliance.

In November 2024, the roof of a newly renovated train station in the northern Serbian city of Novi Sad collapsed, killing 16 people on the spot. Crucially, this project was one of the key Belt and Road initiatives of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) in Eastern Europe. Wherever the Belt and Road goes, who can compete? It must be accompanied by the export of corruption and shoddy construction projects. After the accident, public anger was directed at the project's quality and government oversight, threatening to expose the CCP's shoddy work. Subsequently, this movement gradually evolved from student protests into a nationwide anti-government wave. The focus of the protests shifted from long-term government corruption, black-box operations, and regulatory failure to demands for the Vucic government to step down—people were furious. During this period, two large CCP state-owned enterprises, China Railway International and China Communications Construction Company (CCCC), were exposed as the contractors, losing face globally—it really is no joke. Investigations have alleged that China Railway and CCCC used fraudulent invoicing to enable corrupt elements in Serbia to illegally embezzle over $100 million from the national treasury, with Chinese enterprises reportedly profiting illegally by nearly $19 million. With so much money involved, it seems that while the 'Core' is guiding the direction for humanity along the Belt and Road, he has conveniently brought corruption and shoddy projects along for the ride. Hey, don't be modest; that's how a community with a shared future and ironclad friendship works—sharing blessings and hardships together, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. As for the 'iron brother' stepping down, going into exile, or being imprisoned, all that remains is to say, 'We respect the choice of the people of other countries,' and in any case, all responsibility lies with the U.S. side. Since the launch of Red Sea Cucumber health supplements

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