Xi's Revenge Is Here! Terrified by the "Abdication Edict" During His US Visit, Is Wang Yi Fully Responsible? The Results of the Trump-Xi Meeting Are Hilarious: Recalling WWII Friendship! New CCP Exit Regulations Affect Extended Family of Party Officials, Border Controls Increased 2100-fold? (Old Beijing Tea House/Episode 1755/2026/09/26)

This episode mainly reports on the large-scale protests encountered by Xi Jinping during his visit to the United States and the scene of his effigy being beaten by the public and Democratic Party members on the streets of Washington. It analyzes the fact sheet following the Trump-Xi meeting, pointing out that the Taiwan issue was completely sidelined and that the CCP's attempt to use Iran as a bargaining chip to exchange for concessions from the U.S. on the Taiwan issue was rejected by the U.S. side. At the same time, it focuses on the phenomenon of the expansion of border control to collateral relatives and the freezing of large amounts of overseas assets following the implementation of the CCP's new exit regulations on September 15, and reports on the strict monitoring measures for rental registration of the floating population recently implemented in Beijing, similar to a "Beijing visa."

Video link:

Full text:

It is said that after Xi Jinping finished his visit to the United States and prepared to rush back to the CCP-ruled China, he and his wife were supporting each other as they boarded the plane, and his body was noticeably heavier. Old Xi walked unsteadily, exhausted, showing more than just the usual signs of aging. You don't say, after this visit, the two arms of the "fake first lady" Peng Liyuan have been thoroughly exercised; once she rolls up her sleeves, they are all muscular, truly carrying 200 jin as she zooms onto the plane. Judging from the video disclosed by the media, Xi Jinping slowly boarded the plane with Peng Liyuan's support. At first, Old Xi was pulling hard on the handrail, dragging his body upward. It is estimated that Peng Liyuan whispered to him to be careful, as there were people filming below. Old Xi quickly withdrew his hand from the handrail and pretended to walk leisurely hand-in-hand with his wife. As a result, because Old Xi had no handrail to rely on, he put all his weight on Peng Liyuan's hand, causing Professor Peng's body to tilt, and she had to quickly grab the handrail. There was no other way; the two of them couldn't care less, so they simply grabbed the handrail and climbed onto the plane. When they reached the top and turned around to say goodbye, they paused for a moment, put away their smiles, and turned into the cabin. The last image of Xi Jinping was him limping, as if he had an injured foot or was an old man with poor mobility, stumbling as he disappeared into the cabin door. Netizens said that no matter how big the formation is or how long the red carpet is laid, it cannot cover up the dual aging of both the physical body and the system. Accustomed to the cheers of "long live" and the greenhouse of absolute obedience, even a small boarding action has become a silent meme that betrays him; how pathetic.

Old Xi speaks from a position of comfort, unaffected by hardship. Imagine if a large group of people in cosplay, chasing and urging you on, breathlessly announced the 'Abdication Edict of Emperor Xi Jinping.' You’d be more disheveled than I am, utterly frustrated. Don't dismiss it; this time, when Baozi [Xi Jinping] visited the White House, the cosplay was complete. All sorts of Winnie the Poohs – big ones, small ones; all sorts of rustic emperors, some clothed, some not, some wearing Qing dynasty emperor hats, some wearing Qin dynasty emperor hats – they all appeared. Finally, they all knelt according to the 'Abdication Edict of Emperor Xi Jinping,' apologizing and announcing their exit from the historical stage along with the CCP. Didn't we talk last time about Old Xi being unable to sleep at the Waldorf and scrolling through his phone? Well, this scrolling was no trivial matter; it was a complete shock, a major blow to his spirit, and severe damage to his soul. Not only did he see former emperors chasing him to issue his 'Abdication Edict,' but he also saw anti-CCP individuals from various ethnic groups subjecting him to an epic beating. Yes, they actually hit him. On platform X, some netizens were even urging others to go to the scene to solve the problem fundamentally, saying that if they were too late, they wouldn't get to see Chairman Zhong. They really hit him, and honestly, even I felt a bit nervous watching it, let alone Baozi himself. This is the scene on the streets of Washington on the 24th, the day Xi Jinping attended the White House state banquet, where members of the China Democracy Party, one of the anti-CCP groups, were beating up a 'Xi Jinping' doll. The video shows a statue of Xi Jinping placed at the protest site, with members of the China Democracy Party and onlookers taking turns punching the large head of the Xi Jinping doll. Some people slapped him repeatedly, and it seemed like some were still not satisfied, taking off their shoes and beating the Xi Baozi doll. It is said that the bloated Xi Jinping was thus successfully beaten into Xi Zhongping, and Baozi also successfully transformed into a veritable pig's head. According to the recollections of Old Xi's attendants afterward, after watching the video of the beating, Old Xi was sleepless all night, a mixture of shock and heartbreak, with the heartbreak reaching a level of four plus signs. Why was he heartbroken? It turned out that his beloved African brothers, whom he had showered with money hoping they would live good lives, had also joined the ranks of beating him. It is said to have been a grassroots boxing champion. If you don't believe it, look here. The blows were fierce. You can do as you please. Netizens couldn't hold back, and many asked questions, like whether they would be arrested if they told the waiter 'to go' after finishing a meal at a restaurant in the future.

Alright

Laughter makes one ten years younger.

New friends, quickly click [Subscribe] and the little bell.

Welcome to join the joyful journey of the Teahouse.

See the world from a different angle with us.

Let your mood improve.

Note: Subscribing is free.

Press the subscribe button.

You will continuously receive laughter. Continuing the narrative, jokes aside, the American people truly opened their eyes during the two or three days that the CCP leader Xi Jinping visited the capital of the United States, Washington. Around the most core areas of Washington, such as the White House, Capitol Hill, and the Waldorf Astoria Hotel, the anti-CCP calls, crowds, and processions were overwhelming and unstoppable. Let us feel the spiritual shock that Xi Baozi experienced while scrolling through his phone. To put it this way, the wave of protests triggered by Xi Jinping's visit to the US saw Chinese democracy movement groups staging street performances, including capturing and beating, parading, arresting and trying, and funeral processions, all expressing their anger and disgust towards Xi Jinping and the CCP regime. This also became the most difficult 48 hours for Xi Baozi since he came to power, with the entirety of Washington, the White House, and the Waldorf Astoria being drowned out by calls of 'Xi Jinping step down' and 'Communist Party step down.' Trump and Melania very nicely followed public opinion by choosing the entrance directly facing the protesting crowd as the location to welcome Xi Jinping and Peng Liyuan. They then arranged for four people to stand in a line, jointly observing the protesting crowd and listening to their calls, which made Melania, Trump's wife, laugh heartily and with great joy. Baozi, a mix of shock and anger, called Rubio 'leader' repeatedly during his state banquet speech, infuriating him. Don't blame Old Xi; he's made up for all the frights he's never experienced in his life over these past two days. On the 23rd, the day he arrived in Washington, as his motorcade was parading ostentatiously down the street, three Chinese petitioners, Ma Yongtian, Yang Haihan (mother and son), and Zhang Weixue, suddenly risked their lives to intercept Xi Jinping's motorcade. Forget about Xi Baozi and Peng Liyuan; all the American police officers maintaining order on the scene were stunned. No one expected that Chinese people would hate the evil CCP regime to the point of risking their lives to resist. The anger of the Chinese people, who have been arbitrarily bullied and oppressed by the CCP, has completely burned its way to Washington, to the feet of the dictator. Right now, the most troublesome person for the entire CCP is the old Wolf Warrior, Wang Yi. Why do I say that? He has caused such a huge embarrassment for Baozi in front of the whole world; how many washboards will he have to break to appease Baozi's anger? Let's conduct an emergency poll: Tea friends, do you think that after seeing the real attitude of Chinese people towards the CCP in Washington, Xi Jinping will reflect and restrain his tyranny? 1. He will restrain. 2. It's impossible to restrain; he will only intensify it. 3. Don't know, continue to observe. Quickly type the number in the comment section.

After the Trump-Xi meeting concluded and Xi Jinping left Washington on the 25th, the White House began compiling a list of outcomes late that night. How many substantive results are actually in this fact sheet, titled "Advancing a Fair and Reciprocal Relationship with the Chinese Communist Party (CCP)," and how much of it is just window dressing and filler? Let's take a look together. According to the fact sheet, the U.S. welcomes the CCP's decision to add lethal opioids to its controlled substances list and expresses encouragement for the CCP's regulation of two fentanyl precursor chemicals, while also demanding that the CCP curb the flow of related substances and chemicals to North American drug cartels. Furthermore, the CCP made another move in August that received praise from Trump. What was it? According to information provided by U.S. law enforcement, 21 Chinese citizens suspected of manufacturing and selling precursor chemicals to North American drug cartels were arrested. The U.S. side demanded that the CCP impose the maximum penalty, including the death penalty for these drug traffickers where applicable. See that? Trump is directing Xi Jinping on law enforcement; he's really laid down the law. The list also reveals that Trump urged Xi Jinping to be more mindful, asking if he could increase the production of refined petroleum products. It makes money for yourself and is good for others; what benefit is there for you in intentionally capping production and disrupting the global supply market? Finally, the U.S. side stated that since one of the two giant pandas leased by the CCP to the Atlanta Zoo is named "Pingping," which shows the sincerity of the "Steamed Bun" (Xi), we are prepared to accept this and wait to see the results. Trump is essentially saying, if Xi Jinping doesn't fulfill his promises, we won't give your mascot "Pingping" any bamboo shoots; that'll work. Xi Jinping voluntarily sent a hostage to the U.S.—no, wait, a panda hostage—bringing humiliation upon himself.

The list also states that Trump and Xi have allowed the U.S.-China Trade Committee and the U.S.-China Investment Committee to officially operate. The CCP is to import at least 10 million metric tons of coal from the U.S. in 2027, at least 10 million metric tons in 2028, and continue to address U.S. concerns regarding supply chain shortages of rare earths and other critical minerals. Both sides agreed that Iran must never possess nuclear weapons and that no country or entity should charge fees to ships passing through international waterways. Alright, on the surface, the results published in the list are quite extensive—drug cooperation, tariff treatment, coal procurement, rare earth supply chains, and the trendy "super intelligence" dialogue. However, sharp-eyed observers noticed that the fact sheet didn't mention a single word about the critical Taiwan issue. This inevitably reminds one of the time a reporter asked Trump on Air Force One, "How do you plan to talk to President Xi about the Taiwan issue?" and Trump bluntly replied, "I'm not talking to him about that," leaving the reporter stunned. Trump has been that assertive; the CCP is the CCP, and Taiwan is Taiwan—they have nothing to do with each other, so why talk to the CCP about it? See that? Trump is consistent; this time he didn't give Xi the Steamed Bun any opportunity. Apollo News commentator Wang Duren remarked that the fact sheet's failure to mention Taiwan at all indicates that what Xi Jinping wanted most and found hardest to ask for was something the U.S. would not budge on. Beyond that, aside from giving both sides a way to step down, all that's left are some specific figures on coal, tariffs, and rare earths. In fact, foreign media provided a shocking scoop: Xi Jinping did indeed intend to use Iran as a bargaining chip to exchange for concessions from Trump on the Taiwan issue, even demanding that the U.S. stop arms sales to Taiwan. How would he use it as a chip? It is said that the CCP would promise, "We are willing to assist the U.S. in pressuring Iran, as long as you do not support Taiwan and do not provide arms sales to Taiwan." But, but, but—Trump's response was to say nothing and draw a red line directly. According to U.S. Ambassador to China Nicholas Burns' statement to CNBC on September 25, Washington made it extremely clear to Beijing that any assistance provided to Iran, whether direct or indirect, including intelligence, components, or military equipment, is unacceptable to the U.S., and President Trump expressed this clearly again during the Trump-Xi meeting. Good grief, the Steamed Bun wanted to use Iran as a bargaining condition to get Trump to promise no arms sales to Taiwan, and Trump's response was: "Stay out of Taiwan's business; supporting Iran is a no-go—I'll hit you." With this attitude laid out, the CCP couldn't even make up a story. Beijing also published its own self-serving list, titled "Eight-Point Consensus Reached Between China and the U.S." Listen to that: "consensus"—in terms of intent, it implies some kind of beautiful vision and imagination. Among them, what's quite interesting is that the two heads of state recalled that China and the U.S. were allies in World War II, fighting side-by-side to win the war. If you ask me, give it a rest. It was the Republic of China that fought side-by-side; you, a reactionary communist bandit regime that stirred up trouble and subverted the Republic of China, what are you joining in the recollection for? Is it even your place to recall it?

Bay Area investor and co-founder Han Qin said that the absence of a joint press conference during Xi Jinping's state visit over the past three days meant that contentious issues like chip controls, rare earths, Taiwan, Iran, and trade structure were not addressed. Why? Because no matter how long discussions on chips, rare earths, and Taiwan continue, a mutually acceptable middle ground cannot be found, let alone the issue of insufficient trust. According to pre-visit reports, many of the procurement orders announced during Trump's visit to China in May have not been fulfilled by the CCP as promised. Why would Trump trust Xi the Steamed Bun? Furthermore, it's like talking to a brick wall; some issues aren't even framed the same way, so how can you discuss them? Han Qin concluded that the three-day Xi-Trump meeting could only manage to control conflict within a scope that allowed both sides to continue their lives. The lack of a joint press conference signifies that both sides returned home to present their own versions, which is the most realistic outcome. Two completely different worldviews are temporarily striving for one thing: to prevent the two sides from resorting to violence. The superficial friendly handshake is to avoid immediate backstabbing and await the arrival of an epic moment. Let's wait and see.

In previous episodes, we discussed how the CCP, in order to lock people and money within its borders, has implemented a unique system of guilt-by-association investigations. Whether in government agencies, financial institutions, state-owned enterprises, hospitals, or universities, whether for officials above the division level or the general public, as long as you are within the system, your spouse, parents, and children will be caught in the net and fall under the organization's passport investigation scope. The investigation includes, but is not limited to, reporting the situation of holding Chinese passports, foreign passports, and overseas green cards by oneself and family members. Recently, the purpose of the Party's guilt-by-association investigation has not only been confirmed but is now in full swing. Some immediate family members and even collateral relatives of those within the system are being intercepted at border crossings, with the primary objective being to stop you without negotiation. In fact, many insiders of the Party-state have a dual strategy, having already transferred some or all of their assets overseas for safety. They believe that having their physical presence remain in China, along with their spouses or adult children, makes it easier to get things done and make money due to personal connections. They dismissed the advice of overseas rebels who have been advocating for

The new entry and exit regulations have been in effect for over ten days since they were implemented on September 15. What have Chinese citizens actually experienced when trying to leave the country? In other words, what kind of bizarre scenes would the 'cattle and leeks' (ordinary citizens) who wanted to 'run' from the CCP state on the very first day witness, and what kind of psychological stress tests would they have to endure? Let's look at the departure experience on the first day, September 15. A netizen shared the changes in entry and exit procedures that day compared to before, noting mainly an increase in detailed questioning regarding the reasons for departure and travel itineraries. Before the new regulations were implemented, another netizen had a very different experience: he had purchased a ticket from Guangzhou to Vietnam for September 12, but despite having all the necessary paperwork in order, he was persuaded to turn back and was not allowed to leave. Do you see? Having a passport in hand does not mean you can actually get out. A new round of exit controls is quietly turning the idea of 'leaving whenever you want' into a game of luck. According to the new regulations, any 'leek' of the party-state deemed by the Party to be engaged in illegal or criminal activities abroad, or to be endangering national security and interests, can be banned from leaving the country for a period of 6 months to 3 years from the date of their return to China. Those who violate regulations on export controls or technology import/export management, or who may endanger national industrial or technological security, may also be confined within the country's borders. BBC reports also stated that the CCP's new regulations have alarmed Taiwan, because the CCP has long counted Taiwanese people as what it calls 'Chinese citizens,' so whether these regulations could apply to Taiwanese citizens has become a major concern.

In addition, the number of exit control cases has surged in recent years. To what extent? Data provided to the BBC by the human rights organization 'Safeguard Defenders' shows that records mentioning 'exit bans' in the Supreme People's Court of the CCP's public judgment database soared from 89 in 2016 to 188,760 in 2025, an increase of about 2,100 times. This is only the portion that can be found in the judgment database and does not equal the total number of exit bans actually issued; the actual figure is likely even larger. In short, many Chinese people find themselves in a situation where they have their visas ready, tickets bought, and itineraries set, only to discover upon arriving at the airport by taxi that they cannot leave. Even more ironically, many people have no idea they have been 'border-controlled.' The BBC also confirmed that some Chinese citizens only realized this when they applied for passports to prepare for departure. Among them are many employees of state-owned enterprises and government agencies who have long faced varying degrees of exit restrictions without ever being formally notified. Furthermore, this new regulation from September 15 grants immigration management agencies and visa authorities greater power, meaning they can directly question you about everything they want to know when verifying your identity and reasons for departure, and directly demand that you provide all documents, materials, and electronic data they desire. Once you are determined to have provided false materials or made false statements, the penalty ranges from the refusal of documents to being directly banned from leaving the country. In other words, the Party can fool you, but you cannot fool the Party; the CCP is allowed to set fires, but the 'leeks' are not allowed to light lamps. Nowadays, in the party-state, everyone who breathes and wants to go abroad—from ordinary citizens to foreigners, and from tourism management to state security, technology, and cross-border corporate activities—will be firmly controlled by a net that is tightening ever further. The signal released by these new regulations is clear: you think that holding a passport means you can leave whenever you want, but what actually determines whether you can go abroad has never been you. Can you stand this 'Great Nation of Greatness'?

As everyone knows, it is becoming increasingly difficult for the 'cattle and horses' (the exploited masses) in the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) state to travel abroad; this is what is known as 'border control.' But did you know that within the borders of the CCP state, Chinese citizens are also subject to various forms of border control by the Party that 'serves the people'? The whistleblowing account of writer Teacher Li revealed such a topic: 'I didn't expect the Beijing Visa to arrive before the Shanghai Visa.' Do you hear that? Chinese citizens not only need to apply for registration and approval to enter the so-called Chinese territory of Hong Kong, but now they also need to register for occasional travel within the mainland. On September 15, a netizen posted a notice for Beijing tenants, stating that if a rental contract is registered for only one person, any relatives, friends, or partners who move in later must also be registered. The notice also stated that the police are recently conducting joint night inspections of the floating population, and tenants can report themselves through platforms like 'Capital Community Policing.' Any changes in occupants or visits from family and friends must be reported. Beijing's current housing rental regulations do indeed require landlords to register tenants and other actual residents, and to update this information within two working days of any changes. In 2026, Beijing police continued to verify rental information through 'online reporting, public supervision, and door-to-door verification.' On September 1, a rental property in Changping was fined because the occupants changed frequently and the landlord did not update the information in time; the whistleblower actually received a cash reward. It is unclear whether that money feels 'prickly' in their hands. Beijing police now require rental properties to follow the rule of 'register upon arrival, cancel upon departure.' One netizen sarcastically remarked, 'I didn't expect the Beijing Visa to arrive before the Shanghai Visa.' Another said, 'Just be content; at least it's a visa on arrival. But in the future, you won't be able to buy tickets or take trains and planes without a letter of introduction from your employer or local authorities, and hotels won't be able to accommodate you without one. The era of ration coupons is coming back too.' Some netizens sighed, noting that for hundreds of years, the Forbidden City was said to have 9,999 and a half rooms; the Emperor and his attendants lived inside, while officials and commoners lived outside, and once the city gates were closed, everyone lived in peace. By 2026, the radius of the Forbidden City has been forcibly expanded to 300 kilometers, with security so tight it is outrageous. Even visiting relatives and friends in Beijing for just one day requires reporting and obtaining a 'visa,' otherwise, you will be dealt with according to the law. As for drones, it goes without saying. A netizen made a brilliant comment: 'When there is trouble, they call us compatriots; when there is no trouble, they call us the floating population. Do you enjoy being treated like an illegal immigrant in your own country?' Other netizens were puzzled, noting that the Party clearly has mobile communication big data to track everyone's information and has surveillance covering the whole city with no blind spots to identify everyone, so why is this 'Beijing Visa' necessary? Isn't this redundant? If you ask me, while it may seem redundant to you, to the Party, it means creating more positions for the 'Zhao family' (the elite) and raking in a huge amount of fees. As for where the money comes from, you, me, and even the 'Little Pinks' and 'wumao' all know. After the CCP launched its so-called 'special crackdown on cross-border internet access,' many friends have clearly felt that it is becoming increasingly difficult to circumvent the Great Firewall to watch programs from China. But the tighter the CCP blocks, the harder we must work to break down this wall, allowing friends inside the wall to access information and hear different voices. This is the meaning of the existence of [One-Click Circumvention]. To thank those who donated to support [One-Click Circumvention], we have arranged two rewards for our tea friends. For donations of $100 or more, you will receive a paperback copy of 'The Naked Communist.' This book originally costs $128; it is worth a careful read and is also suitable for long-term collection. For donations of $200 or more, you will receive a hardcover copy of 'The Naked Communist.' This book reward is an exclusive arrangement; it cannot be bought on the market and can only be obtained by supporting the public welfare project of One-Click Circumvention through donations. If [One-Click Circumvention] breaks the wall of technology, then 'The Naked Communist' aims to expose the ideological lies that the Communist Party has been packaging for decades. This book peels back the whitewashing and rhetoric of communism layer by layer, helping us understand the CCP and giving friends inside the wall another way to see the CCP clearly. Thank you to every friend who donated, participated, and supported us. Your support allows this work to continue and gives more people the opportunity to step out of information censorship. We look forward to the day the wall falls. Let us work together. Alright, new tea friends, don't forget to click subscribe and the little bell. You are also welcome to click on the Red Sea Cucumber health supplement Mid-Autumn Festival discount event recommended by the brothers. There are links in the text column below the title and in the pinned comment. Let's go! Multiple updates a week, launched with passion. Spicy news skewers, see you there. See you in the next program.