Big Trouble for Liu Leyan! Pro-CCP Celebrity Breaks Down, Lost All Her Income? Guizhou's Xiaowei Fakes Injury While Critically Ill, Goes Bankrupt and Thrown Out of the Hospital, Recovers Instantly Today and Sings Red Songs to Thank China

This episode mainly reviews and satirizes the farce of both Liu Leyan and the pro-CCP influencer Xiaowei getting into car accidents during the October 1st National Day holiday. The host uses Liu Leyan's post-accident praise for 'Made in China' and her inability to afford the Huawei Maextro V800 as a springboard to discuss the incident where the well-known Chinese automotive media outlet Dongchedi was censored across the entire internet after testing the Maextro V800 and finding that its brakes failed. At the same time, the program exposes Xiaowei's 'staged accident' behavior, noting that despite having her legs heavily bandaged after the crash, she was able to recover instantly the next day to stand up and livestream the sale of sweet potato noodles, and offers criticism and mockery of her statements.

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Shameless, another heartbreaking yet heartwarming incident has occurred recently: Liu Leye has been in another car accident. A very heartbreaking yet heartwarming story, right? And if we compare the timelines, it happened around the same time as that pro-CCP cross-strait influencer Xiao Wei. I will tell you later how Xiao Wei scammed money and donations within a day and a half. In any case, both of these losers had their accidents during the CCP's October 1st National Day holiday. And it's quite a coincidence that both of them had just finished signaling their loyalty—holding the five-star red flag and wishing the motherland a happy birthday—before they crashed. Of course, after the crash, Liu Leye posted saying she was very grateful to the Chinese car brand for ensuring she didn't suffer major injuries, only shock, and even posted a message saying 'good luck and great prosperity'—she must have bought a Geely car, a Chinese brand. This person is also quite miserable; she just teamed up with that pro-CCP entertainer Huang An to sell abalone and sausages, selling to each other, right? After finally scraping together a small amount of endorsement fees—because their combined live stream views were quite high—it all went into car repairs, and she even had to pay extra. Shameless, didn't your mother teach you to pay back what you owe? Liu Leye, I have to say, you are truly not patriotic. You should have bought a Huawei car, something like a Mate Pro X Max 7,000. And speaking of this, there's another big event: a nationwide censorship. We all know Huawei has released not just phones but also cars—a big brand that loves the Party and the country. It crashed! Why? Just two days ago, the well-known Chinese automotive media outlet Dongchedi tested the Zunjie V800, a model Huawei claims is at the million-yuan level. The brake pedal actually snapped. A brake pedal should never snap under any circumstances, no matter who steps on it; that is terrifying. And they tested three cars, and the brakes snapped on all three. Surprisingly, however, JAC Motors' stock hit the daily limit down on October 8th, and its market value evaporated by 6.2 billion RMB—that's 28 billion in New Taiwan Dollars. People might ask, it's strange, Huawei's car had an accident, right? What does that have to do with JAC Motors? It's simple: Huawei is not a publicly listed company, but JAC Motors is. And this 'king of kings' car was built by Huawei and JAC together. So I said, Liu Leye, you don't love the Party or the country at all, or is it that you can't afford to love the country? Because you can't afford this Huawei car. Do you know that the price of this faulty Huawei car is about the same as a BMW X5 in Taiwan? So, Liu Leye, can you not afford it? You are not worthy of loving this country. If you spent that kind of money to buy this car and the brakes snapped, it would be even more 'heartwarming,' and you would love the country even more. What is this called? Sacrificing yourself for Huawei. When the October 1st National Day comes, they will drape the five-star red flag over you, and you will be included in the funeral for 'people's heroes.' In the future, Xi Jinping will go there to mourn you on September 30th because he wants to be re-elected, right? And it gets even more heartwarming: on Huawei phones, no matter which platform you open, you can't open the video of the brake snapping. Let us show you how absurd it is. Look at a good product: Xiaomi, Apple, Huawei. Open Dongchedi, the Zunjie V800 is this one, okay, fucking awesome. Finished watching? Besides finding it funny and absurd, don't you find it even more chilling? It's terrifying. Holy shit, it won't open. This phone is too hard to use, why is it so hard to use? Why won't Dongchedi open? Then I switched to another one, used this one, and these are phones that have been obsolete for many years, yet holy shit, it opened immediately. This means your phones in China can be restricted and monitored at any time via Wi-Fi or your signal, your SIM card, preventing you from seeing this video. And they can precisely identify from your phone—perhaps through AI—that this is that specific video, so you can't click on it, you can't see it. Including all Huawei products, do you really dare to love the country? And your daily habits, your daily walking steps, your health status, all of it is in there. And where is the truly more terrifying thing? The video of the Zunjie brake snapping on Dongchedi has been taken down from the entire internet. Because, after all, not everyone uses Huawei phones; some use Apple, some use Xiaomi. So they simply blocked it across all platforms in China—Weibo, Bilibili, Kuaishou, Douyin—you can't see it anywhere. This is the power of the CCP. You can only see it on Bajiong's channel or on Twitter.

Then there is the even more disgusting Luyanyan. Who else did she viciously scold during this period? Kevin Tsai! She even cried tears, complaining that during this National Day of the CCP, only 19 Taiwan artists expressed their stance, and these 19 even included him and big-sausage-selling big brother Huang An, plus the pitiful Ouyang sisters. That means it is just the same old crowd, with no new Taiwan artists making pro-communist licking remarks, and no fresh blood joining in. So what then? Right at this critical juncture, you Kevin Tsai actually showed up at the campaign headquarters opening ceremony of Shen Po-yang, who is listed as a Taiwan independence element. Furthermore, Luyanyan inexplicably blasted Hebe Tien. Question mark? How long have you guys been cursing Hebe Tien? Why are you suddenly scolding her again? Maybe she thinks she is prettier than Hebe Tien, harboring a competitive mindset and thinking her figure is better, I have no idea. Anyway, everyone has eyes, and Chinese netizens even deliberately rubbed salt in her wound by chanting, Hebe Tien, Hebe Tien, Hebe Tien! Luyanyan blew a fuse and shrieked, She is pro-independence, didn't you know? Does this matter even require me to spread rumors? Hebe Tien is Taiwan independence, and you Luyanyan are also Taiwan independence! Don't you also hold a Republic of China ID card? Does the CCP recognize the Republic of China? It does not! Since it does not recognize it, isn't that Taiwan independence? So I ask, from the perspective of the CCP, does the Republic of China count as Taiwan independence? Otherwise, just recognize it! Besides, Luyanyan viciously claimed that the Chinese market was ruined by Hebe Tien herself. True, but Luyanyan, you are even more miserable! No matter how hard you try, what you earn in China might not even match what Hebe Tien earns from her remaining fame in China. Of course, returning to the main point, this time Luyanyan was not just hit; as you can see, Luyanyan was in the rear vehicle and she hit the car in front, so basically the rear vehicle bears almost full responsibility. Basically, because you failed to maintain a safe distance, resulting in delayed reaction. But Luyanyan also had a total meltdown, crying that she has to rest locally for half a month this month, and will be trapped right there in Jiangxi. Of course, to be honest, I genuinely do not want Luyanyan to actually die, because then we would lose an occasional source of entertainment, right? I still want to watch you continue struggling for survival in the abyss country, because you are the best sample of Taiwan independence. If you live a good life, all of us would turn our hearts toward the motherland. I want you to live as miserably as the Guan Chang, and you must live to be 150 years old just like Xi Jinping, so that we can laugh all the way to our graves.

Next comes Xiaowei, whose mind-boggling antics make people want to bang their heads against the wall. Didn't you all see my video introducing his car accident a few days ago? Wasn't he hospitalized? Then he filmed himself showing both legs broken, looking extremely miserable, unable to move his legs, and the degree of wrapping was terrifying—the comminuted fracture kind, how horrifying. When he came out, saying how sad I am, I only know I am so tired now that I have to crawl on the ground with both hands, and then saying his head hurts, everywhere hurts, his waist hurts, and even four strands of his hair accidentally suffered fractures, demanding millions in compensation from the other party. We also saw Xiaowei's selfie with his legs wrapped in a deeply horrifying manner, and what did he say? That he ran into a fake driver who left a fake phone number; the police phone number and traffic police phone number were also fake, and he was extremely disappointed. The driver left a fake number and has never contacted him to this day, and even when he asked the hospital to give him an IV drip, it was refused. Stop joking around, what kind of IV drip do you even want? You are so full of energy, why don't you call the hospital's party secretary over? Come, come, come, party secretary, come and stick five-star red flags all over my legs, as many as can fit, stick them until it is full! And then you call the head nurse over, surround me and sing Red Sun and Mao Zedong, and instantly your legs will be healed—that works even better than an IV drip! Right after pulling off his碰瓷 scam, Xiaowei returned immediately the next day to his thatched-hut rural hometown, and then stood up and ate self-made sweet potato noodles to show everyone. Standing up! Oh my God, have you guys ever seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? Pastor, stand up! And Xiaowei stood up, oh my God! China's medical technology is advancing by leaps and bounds, no wonder those pro-communist artists refuse to come back to Taiwan to use the National Health Insurance.

Hello everyone,

I am Xiaoyuan from Taiwan, China.

Hello everyone

I am the Taiwan, China betel nut brother. You made a person with both legs severed and multiple fractures able to stand up and walk the next day, introduce products, eat noodles, and live-stream sales. Or did you really follow my suggestion, cover your legs with five-star red flags, and thus recover rapidly? You are a miracle breaking through medical science, and the next Nobel Prize in Medicine is yours. Didn't someone say before that God patted your head or Jesus touched your face and your illness was cured? The Communist Party is so great, without the Communist Party there wouldn't even be Tathagata Buddha. So didn't I say a few days ago? He was just trying to extort compensation by faking an accident, and I called it. He said he encountered a so-called door-opening kill, but actually he just modified his electric vehicle to go way too fast, because China's new electric vehicles have very low speed limits. If you really crashed like that, and think about it, when you encounter a door-opening kill you should hit it like this, how could it be your legs? If you faceplanted like that, wouldn't your entire face be disfigured? And then you shoot a video saying how miserable I am, and then find a new track to sell tapioca starch and sweet potato starch. But now your legs are broken, you can't sell goods, and you want the driver to compensate you. Yet the next day you stand up and live-stream sales of sweet potato starch. Please, at least pretend a little, you're not even acting anymore. I almost placed an order to buy your sweet potato starch, thinking fine, I'll support you a bit after all. Your husband has a hard time raising three children in Taiwan, so I hope you can support yourself and stop taking money from your husband. But what happens? You really should start some kind of Zen sect like Myochang in Guizhou. At least sit in a wheelchair or use crutches, telling everyone I just got discharged from the hospital, kicked out because I couldn't afford the hospital stay, everyone please support my sweet potato starch. If you at least did that, I wouldn't have to scold you. Learn from your Chairman Xi, he at least has a walking stick, with Peng Liyuan supporting him as he walks, or like Guan Chang's wife. As for you, sorry, your husband is in Taiwan and you don't have a walking stick, but at least find a Secretary Chen to help prop you up.

Of course, everyone, don't sympathize with him. Because look, a few days ago he was on WeChat cursing Kevin Tsai, and also cursing us as Taiwan independence supporters. What did he say? He claimed that because Kevin Tsai has Taiwan independence as a backer, Kevin Tsai is very arrogant. In contrast, when he returned to Guizhou, what kind of difficulties did he encounter? He could only rely on posting on Douyin to get anyone willing to solve his problems. And so on and so forth. Xiaowei, you've got it wrong. It's after you post on Douyin, then we people on the outside internet roast you, take screenshots of your videos, and comment on you. Then, after it blows up, the local officials think, 'You, Xiaowei, are handing knives to foreign forces again. You are letting this Taiwan independence wanted criminal, Bajiong, spread this.' Alright, I'll help you handle it, I'll help you solve it, but then they drag it out for a long time, right? The person you, Xiaowei, should thank the most is us Taiwanese, and those anti-CCP Chinese outside the Great Firewall, because they are willing to mock you, and by mocking you, they share your story. And once it's shared, Chinese officials will deal with you because they feel embarrassed, right? And then what did Xiaowei say? 'With such a contrast from a Taiwan independence supporter like Kevin Tsai, it's no wonder many compatriots with patriotic stances dare not express their positions clearly.' I'm like, question mark? Today, let's take Brother Betel Nut to learn 'Sing for the Motherland'. Get ready, 1, 2, 3, start. There are so many of those who lick the CCP's boots and raise the five-star flag in Taiwan. He is Taiwanese, he won't be deported. I ask you, can any citizen of any country raise the Republic of China flag in the People's Republic of China? And then shout 'Long live the Republic of China, recover Nanjing'? Stop trying to deceive people like that, okay? What else did Xiaowei say? 'These people don't dare to express their inner thoughts like I do.' Have you even gotten your CCP ID card for your third child yet? No. Finally, he also said, 'Patriotism is not wrong, and patriotism does not need a reward.' Nonsense. You loving the People's Republic of China created by the CCP is no problem, that is your freedom. But don't impose your freedom on me, or on everyone who doesn't identify with or doesn't love the CCP. And the problem is, don't force us, who identify as Taiwanese or citizens of the Republic of China, to become CCP-style Chinese, okay? And you even want to rule us, plant five-star red flags everywhere, 'Taiwan returns', 'Taiwan comes home'. Your feet should go home first, your sweet potato starch should go home first. And you even said you are willing to pay the price. What price have you paid? You just married Secretary Chen and that's it. This article of yours is completely illogical. It's clear you want to curse the CCP, but you don't dare to. How do you people work at the police station? How do you enforce the law? Who gave you the power? How are you... are you treating farmers like this? Call me between 15 and 16 minutes. I'm getting more and more scared as I think about it. It's 2:57 now, and I have to put out another video. I really... we farmers, you don't dare to express your inner thoughts at all, and only dare to say things like 'love home, love country'. Then do you love the Party? Answer whether you love the Party or not. You don't dare to answer. So I tell you, for people like Xiaowei, the day the CCP really collapses, he will definitely be more excited than us Taiwanese or Taiwan independence activists. We will at most be moved to tears that we finally don't have to resist the CCP to protect Taiwan anymore, and we can finally develop our domestic affairs wholeheartedly, right? And then, people like Xiaowei, she will be more excited than us. She will even step forward and kick that Secretary Chen a few more times, kick the village cadres, kick the county party secretary a few times, and then tell everyone, 'Don't hit, we must be rational, don't hit.' She will definitely be like the commoners in 'Let the Bullets Fly', that martial arts champion, right? 'I'll go up and kick a few times, don't hit, don't hit, don't hit.' Alright, today is considered a holiday, so let everyone have some fun. The video ends here today. If you like it, remember to subscribe to me. If you don't like it, make sure to block me. I am Bajiong, see you next time, bye.