Forceful Expulsion of China! CCP Ship Drops Anchor and Begs Taiwan for Help, Beijing Panics and Rushes to Take It Down, Holger Chen Backpedals and Whitewashes — Taiwanese, Don't Celebrate Too Early, Dare to Ram CCP Coast Guard Ships? Even with F-16Vs Delivered to Taiwan, Can't You Win?
This video discusses how on the CCP's National Day, October 1st, two CCP fishing boats intruded into the restricted waters of Taiwan's Pratas Islands. The Taiwan Coast Guard's Yunlin ship arrived to broadcast warnings and used water cannons to spray the Jinsha, which refused to leave. Subsequently, the Jinsha dropped anchor and requested help from the Taiwan Coast Guard, even demanding 35 hot meals, which triggered censorship of the discussion on the Chinese mainland internet and caused a meltdown among the Little Pinks. The program also analyzes the absurd remarks made by Holger Chen (Guan Chang) regarding this incident, reviews the news of Taiwan receiving F-16V fighter jets and the permanent stationing of U.S. personnel at the Ministry of National Defense, and compares this with cases of the Philippines expelling CCP vessels, exploring the situation of gray-zone conflicts in the Taiwan Strait and the U.S.-China game.
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It is so satisfying, everyone. Have you been following this story over the past few days? Our exposure in Taiwan has reached tens of millions globally. What happened? On the CCP's October 1st National Day, our government gave them a hard slap in the face for the international community to see. Two CCP fishing boats were sprayed and expelled, and one was even sprayed until it broke down and had to ask us for help. The irony is that it happened on that very day, right? On that day, the Bandit Affairs Office, commonly known as the Taiwan Affairs Office, posted a bright red poster on Weibo about the "magnificent mountains and rivers" and "compatriots on both sides of the strait sharing the same heart." On that same day, in the waters off the Pratas Islands, two CCP fishing boats sailed into our restricted waters and dropped anchor. I don't know if they were there for intelligence, fishing, or what. Is there not enough fish in Fujian for you to eat, so you have to come over here to eat ours?
Our Coast Guard's Yunlin ship rushed to the scene and was very polite, broadcasting warnings to expel them first. They really wouldn't listen. Chiang Wan-an, it turns out people from the CCP's country can't even understand Chinese. Do we need to use Romanization for you to understand? One of the bandit ships, the Huidong Yu No. 75066, immediately weighed anchor and left after hearing the broadcast. So scared, the legitimate Republic of China has arrived, let's retreat quickly. The other ship, called the Jinsha, refused to leave. We all know the important protocol: after broadcasting three times, the bandit ship still didn't leave, so we started using the water cannons. We specifically avoided spraying their crew because, as you know, the water pressure can cause injuries, abrasions, or even bruising, and could be life-threatening. Everyone should know this, so we were careful to avoid them and only sprayed the wheelhouse. After about a minute and a half, 90 seconds, the Jinsha finally weighed anchor and was willing to leave.
Here comes the funny part: as this video went viral across the English-speaking world, what spread widely wasn't even the 90 seconds of our heroic footage driving away the intruders, but what happened afterward. After Jinsha was driven away, their own ship lost power and drifted. Was it because our Taiwan water pressure was too strong, or is your fishing boat just that crappy? It got sprayed with water until the engine stalled. And that pink fishing boat, which had just illegally invaded our homeland to poach fish, actually broadcasted an appeal, asking the very coast guard crew—the Taiwan Coast Guard—who had just blasted them with water cannons to come and help. We even stopped to stand guard and sent a small vessel over to check if their crew members were okay. Were you trying to intentionally trick us into a trap? By 8:00 PM, those CCP crew members were still shameless—just like Guan Chang—asking our Coast Guard for some food, specifically hot meals served right to them. And how many portions did we give them? Thirty-five hot meals. After finishing them, they immediately towed their boat out of our restricted waters and handed it over to the CCP coast guard and work ships to tow back.
And then? Discussion of this news was restricted within the CCP's sphere. Sure, you can discuss it, but once discussions reach a peak and threaten to break out of the bubble, the CCP immediately restricts them. Just as the hype was building up, comments were instantly deleted and hidden. Many Little Pinks suffered complete mental breakdowns, crying and asking if our CCP fishing boats and coast guard are all just a bunch of good-for-nothing idiots. They also lashed out, calling the CCP coast guard trash, saying they couldn't even rescue themselves and had to rely on the Taiwan military and Coast Guard—whom they look down upon—to save them. Some Little Pinks even said they wanted to file lawsuits to punish those CCP fishing boats, work ships, and even the CCP coast guard for humiliating them. Little Pinks, you better follow through on your words; you'd better sue the CCP coast guard personnel. Turns out your own compatriots are the ones who kill you most ruthlessly. While we were spraying you with water, we also gave you food—hot food at that—and now the Pinks want to sentence you because you embarrassed your CCP masters. When fellow townsfolk meet fellow townsfolk... I'll let you fill in the rest of that saying; I won't say it.
Did you notice an interesting phenomenon? Our ship broke down, help! Help! Yet another CCP fishing boat flying the same five-star red flag didn't come to help you. That's why I said: when fellow townsfolk meet fellow townsfolk, they shoot each other in the back. Some people even asked: if Penghu, Kinmen, Matsu, and Dongsha are supposedly CCP territory, why were they driven away? And why didn't the CCP coast guard dare to intervene? Doesn't that mean Penghu, Kinmen, Matsu, and Dongsha don't belong to the CCP? I'm having a total breakdown! Indeed, some Little Pinks left comments like that. And look at this image—they even held an online poll. Of course, you can only vote online. The option with the highest votes, fiercely criticizing the official CCP response, reached 57%, while those calling to unilaterally condemn Taiwan only accounted for 20%. Look at that, a lopsided ratio of nearly 6 to 2.
Then came news that made Beijing look even more foolish. This video was edited into versions in various languages—Arabic, English, French, German—and shared by foreign military and maritime experts onto their domestic platforms. What does this mean? It broke out of the Chinese-speaking circle; it's no longer just news that Taiwan or the CCP are consuming and hyping up in their own echo chambers. And then came the most awkward part: go back and look at that Taiwan Affairs Office National Day post saying "magnificent rivers and mountains, compatriots on both sides sharing the same heart and virtue." Didn't Xi Jinping say at the banquet that they would resolutely crack down on Taiwan independence elements? The result is utterly hilarious: not only did they get blasted with water by Taiwan independence elements, but they also begged those same Taiwan independence elements for 35 hot meals. Are you planning to eat Taiwan out of house and home until we go broke, thereby achieving reunification? Do you take us for Meituan or Ele.me food delivery?
The most disgusting part is the gym owner Chen Chih-han—yes, he is involved again. He is actually speaking on behalf of the CCP. What is going on? The CCP invaded our territory for illegal fishing, and we drove them away. You say we are creating conflict? Should we use Dongfeng missiles or Patriot missiles to drive them away? No, we just used the most traditional water cannons. Tell me, what is wrong with that? Let me show everyone what kind of questionable, ridiculous, and outrageous remarks the gym owner made. So, gym owner, your point is that if someone comes to your house to cause trouble, and your henchmen and local gang leaders come to help you drive the troublemakers away—and they were very polite, using soft wooden sticks or plastic bottles to tap them and push them out, without even using baseball bats or homemade weapons—and you, the gym owner, hide on the 15th floor, watch the whole show, and then come down and say, 'Oh brothers, let me tell you, that was really close to an accidental discharge of weapons, don't do that again in the future.' Do you know that the person who came to my house to cause trouble had an RPG rocket launcher? If they brought out rocket launchers and Gatling guns, would you take responsibility? They also have Japanese yakuza sumo wrestlers who can take 20 bullets, while I can only take 3. Is that the kind of person you are, gym owner? I am using this analogy to recreate the situation. Listen to yourself—don't you think you're talking nonsense? No wonder the 'Big Brother' and 'Second Brother' look down on you so much, right?
Even if it were an American fishing boat illegally crossing the border today, if they stayed there and refused to leave after we broadcasted warnings three times, believe me, I would also support using water cannons to drive them away. Why? This is not about the state; this is the home of us Taiwanese. I didn't let you in, and if you come in after being warned, you must leave. It is only natural. The gym owner's point is that it doesn't matter how high or low your status is, because the point is not your status, OK? So the gym owner is saying that you all keep shouting for the Coast Guard to be tough, but if a fishing boat comes from the other side, you are very tough, but what if a Coast Guard ship comes from the other side? The Philippines has set a good example; they drive them away just the same. Some CCP coast guard ships are indeed much larger than Taiwan's, even reaching the level of small frigates. That is correct, but when it comes to who is tougher and who suppresses whom, I don't know what the hell you are talking about. Why don't you invite them to come and dock at Su'ao Port? You can say, 'I, the gym owner, invite you to come and do what you want to do to President Lai.' Do you dare to say that? You don't dare. Why don't you go on board and get an ID card while you're at it?
Is the CCP coast guard coming over to fish today? Would they? Have you not seen how CCP warships ram their own coast guard ships? Two of them collided. Last year's video—the truth was only revealed this August—two PLA soldiers sacrificed their lives because of it. It took a year for everyone to know that two PLA soldiers died. And last year, when we watched that video, we already knew people were missing, right? Gym owner, this is the party and country you support, covered in blood and gore. And it is true that the CCP has been using very large coast guard ships, especially since last year, frequently conducting 'joint patrols' in our eastern waters, circling Taiwan multiple times. They want to 'normalize' this. Why? They want to deliberately make the international community think that the Taiwan Strait and the East Pacific are their CCP five-star flag waters. But nobody cares about them. Have you noticed that in the last few years, especially this year and last year, many countries—even Germany and other European countries—have had their warships pass through the Taiwan Strait? They are just here to tell you that the middle part is the high seas, not your CCP internal sea.
Of course, the Taiwan Affairs Office originally wanted to make one of those propaganda images about compatriots on both sides of the strait being of one heart. Then, a bunch of focused Little Pinks went and talked back to them, even making an image of being sprayed with water cannons by the Taiwan Coast Guard and posting it under the Taiwan Affairs Office's post. As a result, their comments were deleted, commenting was restricted, and their accounts were even banned for 24 hours or up to 7 days. Don't make people laugh, the bandit Taiwan Affairs Office. Then, the Taiwan Affairs Office couldn't take it anymore and came out to respond themselves, demanding that the Taiwan side not use such dangerous methods to brutally treat mainland crew members, and that if serious consequences are caused, all responsibility will be borne by the Taiwan side. What on earth are you talking about again? Isn't Taiwan a part that you claim as your own? Doesn't that mean Beijing is responsible? Doesn't that mean Xi Jinping is responsible? So what you should really say is, if a serious failure is caused, please let Xi Jinping take responsibility. Do you dare to say that? So the meaning is that today I came to your house without your permission and without inviting you, right? You even randomly steal things, you randomly steal the fish from my fish pond, and even use them to do shameful things, and yet you still cannot expel me. During the process of expelling me, you cannot let me get hurt, get skin abrasions, or fall down, otherwise you have to pay my medical bills. Truly a bandit coming out from an earthen kiln, the pillar of the Anti-Japanese War, plotting strategies inside the Yan'an earthen kiln, and then the Japanese army turned out to be so foolish, never expecting that the Communist forces were the pillar, otherwise we should have gone to fight those Communist forces inside the earthen kiln instead. Yet they just had to go fight the trivial Nationalist forces. You, you, you guys as this pillar sure are a fine pillar.
Getting way off track, back to the point, actually everyone has a question after watching this video: if seeing a five-star flag means we indiscriminately spray water cannons at it out of targeting, then why did the first boat leave immediately after receiving the broadcast without us spraying it, while the Jinsha lingered stubbornly three times without leaving? Why don't you warn your own people first? You guys not only act like this toward Taiwan, you even dare to do it to North Korea, only to be directly shelled by North Korean artillery boats until you disappeared. Do your Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Taiwan Affairs Office dare to come out and talk about this matter? They don't dare; the other side opened fire, while we just used water. In the end, we even treated you to 35 meals. Does your Taiwan Affairs Office intend to pay for this money? The money for 35 meals, you, Zhu Fenglian, should be able to afford it with your salary, right? Okay, or is it this Chen Binhua? What Taiwan is currently facing is actually not a traditional war in the abnormal sense, so it is in a gray zone, becoming blurred, increasingly blurring that space, making it difficult for you to tell the difference and leading to misjudgment. The ones dispatched to the front line are often our Coast Guard. But if the gray zone keeps getting more blurred and escalating, then in other words, when coast guard vessels come and also come to fish, Taiwan's internal side is indeed dealing with this issue.
Now if we look up at the sky, something else that excites us Taiwanese people has arrived. On October 2, another batch of items that Taiwan has waited years for has really come. The F16-V block 70 that the CCP fears is not the old version of the F16, but a newly upgraded version. That means when you buy a BMW, it's not the old X5, but the new X5, an even more upgraded X5, right? We ordered 66 new versions from the United States, and the ones that just came off the production line have arrived, reaching our Taitung Air Force Base. Even more coincidentally, today a fourth piece of news that excites us even more has popped up! The Office of the Under Secretary of Defense for Policy of the U.S. Department of Defense and IDA from the Center for Naval Analyses are planning to each dispatch a representative to live long-term in the headquarters of our Ministry of National Defense. No wonder last time during the Wanan drill, around noon near the Ministry of National Defense, I saw so many blonde-haired, blue-eyed English teachers and American English teachers going in and out of the Ministry of National Defense. Really, I'll just say this much, but I must make one thing clear: currently, of course, it's not that the White House or the Pentagon has publicly released such information. Central News Agency went to ask our Ministry of National Defense today, and the Ministry of National Defense only said that Taiwan-U.S. relations will continue to deepen, especially in the military part, without giving special details about the specifics. The most accurate statement is that the U.S. side and the Taiwan side have neither admitted nor denied it, which often just means it is currently in progress, right?
Also on October 1st, as I just mentioned regarding the bullying by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), it is not just against us in Taiwan; the same script played out in the Philippines. A CCP research vessel illegally intruded near the Batanes Islands of the Philippines. The Philippines dispatched their Coast Guard ships and aircraft to drive it away, and they actually succeeded. There were even CCP coast guard ships nearby, but they didn't dare to engage in ramming as the 'Guanzhang' (influencer) suggested. The last time they rammed, the Chinese soldiers ended up dying themselves. You need to understand one thing: the Batanes Islands are south of Taiwan. If you place Dongsha and Batanes on a map, you will find that the CCP's activities in this area are increasing. It might not necessarily start with a missile strike like in the movies; instead, it could be a situation where they intentionally turn a cold war into a hot war through accidental clashes. They are testing your bottom line. They use civilian guises, or even escalate slightly, moving closer and closer to your red line every day. Do you dare to drive them away? What method do you use to drive them away? Could we escalate into a hot war? Therefore, this is what we must avoid; we must use our wisdom to avoid it, right? So, the China-US Trump-Xi meetings, including the third or even fourth meetings by the end of the year, are all repeating the path and logic of the US-Soviet Cold War, trying to avoid turning it into a hot war. Otherwise, why was communication not like it is in this era? During the Cold War, the leaders of both sides met no fewer than 16 times and even personally greeted each other at the highest level. Are you saying they were trying to reconcile? I don't think so. In short, Taiwan is not trying to compete with the CCP in national power; rather, we want to make the Little Pinks believe that the country you need to compete with is the United States. And you must continue to burn money, you can take down the United States, one day you will be almost there, you are just one mile away, you are just 1,000 yuan short, keep pouring money in, keep investing, keep chasing the high, and then what? The outcome will be a repeat of the Soviet Union's path to bankruptcy. That's the end of today's video. If you like it, remember to subscribe; if you don't, make sure to block me. I am Bajiong, see you next time, bye.