Beijing has gone mad: Carpet-style destruction of drones? Xi Jinping called a 'pig head' at the BRICS summit, Modi's intensive mockery, did Xi get sick from anger on the spot? Backyard on fire, returning home early empty-handed! (Old Beijing Teahouse/Episode 1743/2026/09/14)

This episode primarily reports on a series of diplomatic predicaments encountered by Xi Jinping during his visit to India for the BRICS summit, including being snubbed by Modi, security conflicts, and physical discomfort, which have triggered AI mockery and heated discussions among netizens. Concurrently, it analyzes the authorities' extreme mentality of maintaining stability against the backdrop of economic downturn and political instability, in conjunction with Beijing's sudden and strictest-ever drone possession ban.

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It is said that the CCP's leader Xi Jinping's visit to India to attend the BRICS summit was completely unexpected. Both the front and back yards were on fire, and they rebelled. Who? It was none other than AI. Otherwise, how could netizens be so shocked? It's unbelievable that even AI knows who Pig Head is. Is it true? Does AI also know who Pig Head refers to? Netizen Li Hansheng stated,

Baozi (Xi Jinping) thought that as a self-proclaimed conductor, he would receive the highest honors wherever he went. But Modi gave him a slap in the face, as if to say, "Stop acting like a big-headed conductor and tuck your tail in." The big-headed eagle Xi Jinping ordered his staff to quickly cover up the grandiose article he had published in the party mouthpiece People's Daily about directing the BRICS. What article? It was titled "Xi Jinping: BRICS Nations Must Firmly Stand on the Right Side of History and Be Pioneers of the Era." If he didn't cover it up well, Modi might actually beat him up, and he'd have to take it lightly. So, Xi prepared to play the victim by lying on the ground in front of Modi. Xi was having a breakdown in India.

Let's take a breath and look at the details. BRICS turned into a brick, and Modi was ready to smash the 200-jin wheat-carrying man's load, ready to play hardball. Wait, after Xi Jinping got into the Hongqi car, was everything smooth sailing? Smooth? Not a chance. Tibetans were already waiting on the streets of New Delhi, chasing Xi's motorcade, shouting his name and slogans. That was it; Xi was so scared he almost went into shock. Well, no, he was still breathing, but nearly shocked. This trip was miserable for Baozi; he was like a bird startled by the mere twang of a bowstring. He faced several slights as soon as he arrived, and there were more to come. After Xi finally got out of the car, no one from the Indian side came to guide him. Where was his translator? The translator was forcibly dragged away by Indian staff again—a repeat of the BRICS 2.0 summit in South Africa. Xi tilted his shoulder, looking left and right, his face flushed red, eyes half-closed, fumbling like a blind man touching an elephant. His face was ashen and his brow was dark; if you didn't know he was sulking, you'd think he was about to pass out. Don't even mention passing out. Why? Let's not even get into whether it was Modi's personal command or if there were rebels in the reception team, but the Indian side, citing security, covered Xi's car with a black cloth, making it look like a hearse. My god, wasn't Xi just asking for humiliation? The General Secretary must have thought the same; they were on the same wavelength. What happened? As soon as Xi entered the venue, blinking his small eyes, Modi grabbed his wrist and shook it vigorously for the cameras, directing Xi to turn around and pointing toward an Indian corridor that symbolized the future development of BRICS—very profound. Oh, so Modi was directing Baozi? Yes. The key was that Xi couldn't argue back because he didn't understand English and had no idea what Modi was saying. Can you imagine how suffocating that was? It really made Xi sick. In the middle of his speech, Modi suddenly stopped, turned to Xi, and asked, "What's wrong? Are you okay?" Then he signaled his Indian aides to hurry over and help him, as if he couldn't take care of himself. My god, he really was having a breakdown. This summit was like a Hongmen Banquet; he had no idea what was going on. Fortunately, Xi later seemed to nod "yes" and shake his head "no." He nodded, and it was a false alarm. The Times of India was shocked and reported that Prime Minister Modi paused his speech because Xi Jinping looked uncomfortable, and the CCP leader subsequently missed the banquet. That's it. I wondered why high-definition photos leaked online, photoshopped by anti-Xi forces in the state media. They grafted a classic, painful "Wang Ning Mei" expression onto Xi's big head, and upon closer inspection, it looked quite authentic. Even Modi couldn't help but wonder, "Why is this annoying big boss from the neighboring country so expressive? Last time he came, he acted like a wooden statue, looking completely hopeless. I observed him for a long time despite diplomatic protocol; it was quite a disgrace to our national dignity." Netizens were impressed, feeling sorry for the Indian leader who had to treat a fool like a head of state. Modi, secretly amused, said, "It's fine, we didn't lose out, because I have already directly refused to sign any bilateral agreements with Xi." Was he that disrespectful? And it didn't stop there. We also formally rejected the BRICS proposal to replace the US dollar with the yuan. Xi's team urgently stated that the General Secretary had also declined the invitation to the Saturday night banquet. Thank you. Was it a refusal, or was his health failing? Those are two completely different versions. It turned out that Xi did miss the banquet, and the real reason remains unclear, though health issues are a strong possibility. However, given Baozi's lack of diplomatic etiquette, it's also possible he was just throwing a tantrum in his presidential suite. Because it has been revealed online that Modi not only rejected the proposal to replace the dollar with the yuan and the "nonsense" bilateral agreements but also directly refused all of China's unreasonable demands for special treatment. Even the reception requirements were rejected? Yes, it is said that Modi did this to shatter Xi's unrealistic fantasies. What fantasies? Treating other BRICS nations like CCP provincial party secretaries—disgusting. Modi wanted to make it clear to Baozi that they were only using him as leverage for tariff negotiations with the US and were just acting along with him; he shouldn't get any ideas. Acting? Xi certainly shouldn't get any ideas, as the internet is going crazy. An interesting scene occurred during the BRICS group photo. What scene? Putin seemed to want Xi to stand in the center, with himself and Modi on either side. Putin wanted to be close to Baozi, wanting to drag him down with him even in death. But Modi wouldn't have it; he shoved Putin aside and firmly held his own center position as the host, forcing them to stand on either side. With this body language, both Baozi and Putin understood: they were a pair of deaf and mute partners. This was more persuasive than any diplomatic language. Who is the boss? Certainly not Xi or Putin. Because the General Secretary was so unwelcome in India, he stayed for less than 24 hours, boarding the Air Force One stairs alone, returning home in a state of failure. It is said that an agreement to use the yuan as a settlement currency had already been negotiated, but due to the "wolf warrior" diplomacy and constant unreasonable demands, the Indian side became disgusted, and the deal fell through. A former "red second generation" living overseas, Xiang Yang, lamented: "The moment Xi Jinping left India and returned to Beijing, as he walked up the stairs, I saw him wearing a bulky, ill-fitting suit, stumbling up the stairs. Lifting his right foot wasn't too hard, but lifting his left leg to climb was difficult. His left side hung limply, relying entirely on his right leg, trying his best not to grab the handrail. His obese body tilted slightly to the left, showing his struggle. His translator, Sun Ning, saw his back and tears streamed down his face. He quickly wiped them away and followed closely, afraid that Xi or others would see." Xi Jinping's expression was stiff and dispirited, seemingly shrouded in anxiety. He had gone out to make a living in his youth, supporting himself, but who would have thought his old age would be so decadent? He is only in his early 70s. Look at Trump, who is already 80, yet still appears energetic and ambitious, definitely agile. The presidential aura he displayed at the peak of his career makes one have to split their opinion. A netizen said, "I said long ago that if he didn't go, India would lose face, but if he went, he would definitely lose his own. It turned out to be true." They say there is a think tank, but I think even if there is, it's a group of idiots. They have crossed one red line after another; this time, they really made a fool of themselves. There is a speculation online that Xi Jinping's discomfort at the BRICS venue, his absence from the banquet, and his emergency return to Beijing could not have been caused by Modi's vegetarian food or other factors. The only thing that could make him so uncomfortable is likely that his backyard is on fire—a revolution. Let's have an emergency poll: What do you think is the reason for Xi Jinping's breakdown during this meeting, his absence from the banquet, and his early return? Options: 1. Health issues/illness, 2. Anger at Modi's disrespect, 3. Backyard on fire/anti-Xi forces taking action, 4. A major crisis in the Party that he can't hold together. Please type the number in the comments section.

Speaking of which, Xi Jinping feels the end of the CCP is coming and is living in constant fear, completely terrified. What happened now? On September 13, according to the Associated Press, the Beijing municipal government announced new regulations prohibiting the possession of drones within the Beijing urban area. Even if you own one, it's not allowed—absolutely not. Of course, they gave the "leeks" who still have drones a little time to dispose of or destroy them. This possession ban will take effect in mid-November. I remember there was a regulation in May prohibiting the sale of drones, but I never expected that even those you already own would be banned. The General Secretary stated that for the benefit of the people and the long-term stability of the country, DJI drones must be completely wiped out. The "last generation" in Beijing weakly pulled out a warning sign: "Police drone patrol area, it is recommended that kite flying height does not exceed 80 meters." Xi's aides think: as long as the "Big White Bird" is alive, no living or dead unidentified flying objects are allowed to flutter in the sky of the imperial capital, Beijing. How does the golden sentence go? Drones cannot be possessed; they are on the same level as drugs now. It's too absurd. Netizens are now predicting: with this kind of ban, is Baozi trying to turn Beijing's "cunning people" into a primitive society? Our Party's high-tech is used to deal with you "cunning people"; you must never master high technology. The more primitive you are, the better. Let's learn about this new regulation in detail with our friends in Beijing: On September 13, Beijing announced the newly revised "Beijing Municipal Regulations on the Management of Unmanned Aerial Vehicles." Except for special purposes approved, starting from November 15, the entire city is prohibited from possessing or storing drones and their core components. Even if they are not turned on or flown, keeping them at home is not allowed. Violating equipment will be confiscated, and individuals can be fined between 500 and 5,000 yuan. The new regulations retain anti-terrorism and stability maintenance,

For special security situations such as emergency disaster relief, teaching and research, and production, the old regulations' separate listing for sports training and competitions has been deleted. Do you hear that? You are not even allowed to possess drones for sports training and competitions anymore. If you possess one, it's fine, but the General Secretary really won't be able to sleep, and he won't be able to achieve the Chinese Dream. There is a chorus of wailing online: the Communist Party should hurry up and move the capital to the western desert and stop harming the people of Beijing. By the same logic, don't even think about seeing driverless cars in Beijing; those things are much more powerful than drones, and the General Secretary would be even less able to achieve the Chinese Dream. Other netizens said, if you don't do anything wrong, you don't fear a knock at the door; just how much evil have they done to be this afraid? Netizens say that since the new flight restriction regulations, DJI stores have been full of people selling off their drones these past few days. Staff currently say that the buyback price will only get lower and lower in the future. Including this new subsidy policy, the DJI Air 3S Fly More Combo, which previously sold fastest at 8,788 yuan, was found yesterday to have dropped to 5,300 yuan after subsidies, and 3,800 yuan without subsidies. The weekly second-hand buyback quotes are trending downward. How are drone enthusiasts supposed to live like this? The General Secretary stated, I will be selfless and not fail the people; none of us should think about living.