Xi Jinping Executes Another General: Armed Police Commander Wang Ning Falls! Xi's Mother Qi Xin's Personal Physician Yu Yanhong Falls! A Meteor Falls in Beijing, 'Cuiping' Hat Priced at 74.8 Means 'Go Die'! (Old Beijing Teahouse/Episode 1796/2026/11/06)

This episode mainly discusses several recent political and social events. First, it mentions that a Taobao vendor was reported and sparked heated discussion among netizens for selling baseball caps printed with the characters

The X account Viking Black Ship has dropped a bombshell: on the evening of November 6 at 6:31 PM, a meteor-like phenomenon appeared over Beijing and surrounding cities. The Viking Black Ship weakly asked, "Is there some great auspicious event about to happen?" Wait a minute, since when have meteors been associated with auspicious omens? Even Liu Zhuo suddenly realized the truth, and the comment section went completely out of control. Netizens remarked one after another, "Since when are meteors auspicious?" No one has ever heard of that; it is said that encountering a meteor is an omen of disaster. So, a netizen hit the nail on the head and asked, "Who is dying?" Someone replied, "The Steamed Bun (Xi Jinping) is dying." Others said, "Urge him to abdicate, hurry up, it will be too late if you don't." My god, although the Steamed Bun is rustic, he is still a local emperor of sorts. A falling meteor is definitely not a good thing, absolutely not. As the song goes, "Sad tears are meteors," the cattle and horses (the common people) have cried their eyes out. "Happy tears are stars," let's stick with meteors. "Whose tears are flying all over the sky? Which one is the tear I shed?" There are too many to tell apart. "Don't ask me to believe that meteors bring good luck." If they really could, then what? Whose tears are flying? They came straight here. Are they the tears of praying for the end of the Steamed Bun (Qi Cui)? They have turned into every unhappy heart in the world. Can anyone be happy if Xi the Second doesn't die? Whose tears are flying? Is it because you haven't prayed for the end of the Steamed Bun yet? Who is it? Turned into the world... Hey, stop, stop, stop, hurry up and cut it out. The General Secretary has ordered: no singing about meteors, no singing about meteor showers either. Parker's prophecy, no singing about the General Secretary being gone by 2027 either, or a stroke.

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Alright, picking up where we left off, talking about the new era of Emperor You Xi, the Fifth Plenary Session is busy governing the party, the beheading emperor takes the stage, completely unpredictable, it's over, heads are going to roll again. Whose turn is it this time? It's the turn of a general, ah, generals are being beheaded, the execution of generals starts again. This guy can talk in tongue twisters, reporting the news, it's coming, it's coming. On November 4, the CCP's Xinhua News Agency announced that the Standing Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference (CPPCC) decided to dismiss Wang Ning, former commander of the People's Armed Police, from his posts as a member of the CPPCC Standing Committee and deputy director of the Foreign Affairs Committee, and revoked his qualifications as a CPPCC member. Oh my god, General Wang Ning, the Armed Police commander, is finished! Three consecutive Armed Police commanders have now finished, three to go for mahjong, this is something. Wang Ning's predecessor Wang Jianping was placed under investigation by military procuratorial organs in 2016 for suspected bribery—bribery is just an excuse. Wang Chunning, who took over from Wang Ning in 2020, was expelled from the party and the military in 2025 for suspected crimes and transferred to military procuratorial organs for review and prosecution. This matter is even bigger! When it reaches Wang Ning, it's a seamless handover of the baton: three consecutive Armed Police commanders have all suffered punishment from the beheading emperor, Xi the Steamed Bun. It's over, look at that, the Steamed Bun is really going after the red families. Wang Ning himself is a princeling; Liu Zhuo knows about this, which is why all the red families are cursing Xi Jinping. It's really not groundless rumors—it's a tornado, and they're all going to be dragged into the meat grinder and suffer. You must admit, once this party's meat grinder starts spinning, who turns into mincemeat is really hard to say. Ma Xingrui turned into mincemeat, and he was Xi Jinping's lackey, related to Peng Liyuan's family! The struggle situation has become completely treacherous and unpredictable, totally out of nowhere. Could you imagine? Xi Jinping's chief imperial physician was also arrested, ah, the imperial physician of Xi the Steamed Bun's imperial hospital was arrested! Well, that's not quite accurate, it was the direct associate of the imperial physician. Let me start from the beginning, I'm getting dizzy, let's hurry up. Just two days ago, on November 4, 2026, the 14th Standing Committee meeting of the 14th National Committee of the CPPCC revoked the CPPCC membership of four people, including Yu Yanhong, former member of the CCP's National Health Commission Party Group, Party Secretary of the State Administration of Traditional Chinese Medicine, and its Director. This instantly confirmed the rumors about Yu Yanhong's downfall. Her downfall is a big deal, oh my goodness, huge beyond words. Why? Because Yu Yanhong has an unusual relationship with Zeng Yixin, who is known as the imperial physician of CCP party chief Xi Jinping. Moreover, it is said that Yu Yanhong was also the private healthcare doctor of Xi's mother, Qi Xin. Qi Xin? Oh my god, the double-insurance imperial doctor has gone down too! Wait, what does this person actually do? Forget what I just said, let's look at the resume: Yu Yanhong once served as the president of Southern Medical University and Vice Governor of Guangdong Province. Such a high official! As early as a month ago on October 9, former CCP insider and whistleblower Yin Ke leaked that former State Administration of Traditional Chinese Medicine Director Yu Yanhong was under investigation. Oh, the news of her downfall broke a month ago! There was even earlier news: on February 27, 2026, official CCP announcements stated that Yu Yanhong was removed from her post as Director of the State Administration of Traditional Chinese Medicine, replaced by Liu Jinfeng, Deputy Director and Party Group Member of the National Health Commission. At the time, many people thought it was a normal transition—totally unpredictable. You talk and talk, and they're all the Steamed Bun's people! That's right, the key is that in recent years, Yu Yanhong's former boss Ma Xingrui, along with several of her partners, deputies, and assistants, have fallen from grace one after another, and her alma mater Nanhua University has been purged. Was Yu's toxic influence too deep, or did the anti-Xi faction strike too ruthlessly? Anyway, it's unlikely Xi Jinping did it himself. After all, overseas rumors have it that Yu Yanhong was

Yesterday's program talked about Nanjing University monitoring classrooms on behalf of the party. Today we discuss another heartbreaking suicide of a university teacher who jumped into a lake simply because he refused to conform. It was a tragic scene. On October 25, a student wrote a memorial article for Associate Professor Bai Baoguo on Yan'an University's WeChat official account, which unexpectedly sparked online public opinion. The Cyberspace Administration of China panicked again because netizens overwhelmingly sided with the wronged and deceased Teacher Bai while the university refused to disclose the reasons or issue a notice. The Shaanxi Provincial Department of Education was forced to step in, and on November 4, it issued a situation report on behalf of Yan'an University, stating: "Recently, Teacher Bai of Yan'an University unfortunately passed away, and we feel deep sorrow." Just those two sentences. Furthermore, "Regarding the related issues of public concern, the Shaanxi Provincial Department of Education attaches great importance to it, has formed a joint investigation group with relevant parties, is conducting a comprehensive investigation and verification, and will handle the matter in accordance with laws and regulations." They are dodging the issue again. What are the "related issues of public concern"? You better not ask the Shaanxi Provincial Department of Education about that—oh, they wouldn't say a word even if beaten to death. In fact, Associate Professor Bai Baoguo's suicide note had already explained the whole matter very comprehensively. What kind of matters? Various chaotic phenomena in universities and the injustices he himself suffered: sinecures, one-size-fits-all policies, mandatory quotas, unfair evaluations, and much more. Do you think the Shaanxi Provincial Department of Education would report these contents? They are the culprits themselves. Teacher Bai mentioned in his suicide note that in September 2025, he was informed by the university's human resources department that because he failed to meet the evaluation targets for two consecutive employment terms, he faced demotion or reassignment. Here it comes again: those with weaker capabilities have no way out in universities. Weaker capabilities? Just take a good look at Bai Baoguo's resume to see what is meant by weaker capabilities. Bai Baoguo graduated from Wuhan Conservatory of Music, was a member of the Chinese Musicians Association, vice chairman of the Yan'an Musicians Association, oh, an examiner for the Chinese Musicians Association's social art level examinations, an examiner! He had long taught piano and applied piano courses, guided many undergraduate and graduate students, held graduation solo concerts, published more than ten papers, and repeatedly won the Excellent Graduation Thesis Advisor Award. This teacher was capable; he should have been a good teacher with plenty of teaching experience and very popular among students. Sorry, the university doesn't care about any of that. The rigid evaluation indicators look at money above everything: you must complete the "amount of horizontal research funding received," and you must complete the "rigid quota for published papers." What if Teacher Bai couldn't complete them? Strictly speaking, Bai Baoguo was a musician and didn't want to hunch over a desk all day writing meaningless papers. In other words, he had been resisting the "Emperor's New Clothes of Yan'an University," refusing to cooperate with the university's demands to add bricks and tiles to the paper database empire. Therefore, the university issued a rectification deadline to Bai Baoguo. Rectification—how do you rectify? The essence is in the word "rectify," which means to fix you. For example, during the rectification period, the school repeatedly issued him "attendance notices for being away from work," and afterward claimed they mistook the person and that he was actually at work, thereby interfering with Teacher Bai's normal teaching work. This is truly bullying people. Teacher Bai submitted proof issued by students attending the class, and the other party even admitted they went to the wrong classroom, but the administration stubbornly refused to correct the erroneous attendance record. Isn't this deliberately bullying someone? The university management is made up of rascals. Bai Baoguo said that if he wanted to continue working in his original position, he had to put on the "Emperor's New Clothes of Yan'an University," pass false horizontal projects, spend his own money to publish meaningless papers, and thus complete the quotas. Do you think this face-project university tortures people? From top to bottom, they all align with the steamed bun, trying on the emperor's new clothes for fun. Teacher Bai Baoguo also said that to complete the rigid indicators, the vast majority of teachers were forced to raise their own funds, route funds through empty-account horizontal projects, and spend money to buy papers to cope with the evaluation indicators, forming false research data. It was so disgusting and particularly self-deceiving: transferring one's own money through a cooperative company to the university, having the university's financial channels flow the funds back to oneself, pairing it with a bunch of falsified accounting materials, and finally completing the horizontal funding task. Do you think they have too much time on their hands? To normally perform his duties in his original position, Bai Baoguo, according to the school's arrangement, handed over 150,000 yuan to complete the introduction of horizontal project funds, while also spending 50,000 yuan to complete paper publication—200,000 yuan gone. Teacher Bai stated in his letter that as a frontline piano teaching and performance teacher, his core responsibility was classroom teaching, performance, and talent cultivation, rather than fabricating research projects and papers. In the end, he could only use his death to prove his innocence. It was completely devastating. Bai Baoguo's suicide note also accused Yan'an University of having a large number of registered personnel who were absent from posts long-term and collecting pay for doing nothing. Yet, despite this, these people who collected pay for doing nothing could still pass their evaluations. There were simply too many unfair things like this. In the end, the 54-year-old Teacher Bai could find no release and jumped into the lake, using his life to complete a whistleblowing act and protest. Alas, it is too tragic. Teacher Bai had no need to walk down a dead end for this. There are too many such things; if it weren't like this, it wouldn't be the Party-State. There's nothing to be done—many intellectuals are simple-minded and stubborn. Bai Baoguo used his life to appeal: please investigate the chaos of the school condoning absenteeism for pay, false horizontal projects, and the buying and selling of papers, and take action against the relevant leaders. Teacher Bai simply couldn't bear to watch any longer and stood up for his colleagues. People like Bai Baoguo who are unwilling to conform are becoming fewer and fewer. The vast majority of university teachers choose to go along with the crowd and become numb in order to keep their positions. The Chinese Social Sciences News once published a report featuring a questionnaire survey of 117 university teachers nationwide. The results showed that nearly ninety percent of the surveyed teachers perceived academic grey behaviors around them, and 18% had personal experience participating in false horizontal projects. The actual number is definitely higher than that.

Searching for "horizontal projects" on Xiaohongshu brings up many posts exchanging experiences on "spending money for self-preservation." In Tianjin, a teacher was even forced to sell their home and hand over 400,000 RMB to the school to "top up" horizontal funding. This job should just be quit; since Xiaohongshu is so blatantly talking about this, you can tell how rampant it is. Xiaohongshu and Douyin are full of this stuff. Falsifying university horizontal funding is so common that professional intermediaries have even emerged, providing teachers with one-stop services for fake contracts and expense reimbursement, kicking off a gray industry chain. As for the Bai Baoguos who are unwilling to wallow in the mire, they can only be eliminated by this mechanism. Who are the ones in their element? The professors who have no bottom lines, are exquisitely selfish, and act as willing bricks for the system.

Recently, the CCP's "wolf warriors" have been focusing on alignment, urgently shifting from their wild, donkey-like "wolf warrior" style to the "down-to-earth" style of the 200-jin wheat-carrying Emperor. What kind of evil wind is this? They haven't seriously studied Old Xi's "down-to-earth" theory. The General Secretary said that when discussing theory, one must be "down-to-earth"; only by being down-to-earth can one have strong confidence, and only by being down-to-earth can one emit heat—though sometimes it results in "spraying feces all over one's face." I know this phrase well; the "down-to-earth" in the mouth of the Steamed Bun refers to the gas rising from the Liangjiahe biogas pit, smelling of hydrogen sulfide. Speaking of which, the CCP embassy in Panama has been acting up. In a recent round of clashes with the U.S., the embassy's wolf warriors directly unleashed their "down-to-earth" ultimate move. In an official diplomatic statement, they boldly introduced a green, original ecological insect from the Chinese countryside to attack their American opponents. Is the CCP running out of ammunition? Even bugs are being deployed? Yes, indeed. This bug is none other than the famous mole cricket (lala gu) from this book series. The "Official Diplomatic Statement" said: We solemnly warn the U.S. side not to misjudge the situation. "If you listen to the mole crickets chirping, will you stop planting crops?" They said this to American diplomats—do they even understand what a mole cricket is? The American diplomats were completely baffled, desperately scratching their heads, thinking: Who am I? Who are you? Who is this mole cricket? How frustrating, they treated the mole cricket as a peer, even thinking it was a person's name. Alright, let's talk about this bizarre international diplomatic incident. On October 30, U.S. Ambassador to Panama Cabrera posted on the X platform that cyber threats are becoming increasingly severe, and malicious cyber actors in the region are actively attacking critical systems, involving CCP-linked cyber espionage activities targeting entities in the Western Hemisphere. The CCP spies are sabotaging Panama again. Cabrera also said that the latest research from the well-known cybersecurity company ESET confirms that a CCP-linked cyber espionage operation is attacking government agencies in the Western Hemisphere. With evidence from the cybersecurity company, Cabrera raised his voice to sound the alarm: cybersecurity is national security; ensuring national sovereignty means relying on trusted partners and battle-tested technology to ensure the security of digital infrastructure—a realization drawn from lessons learned. Before the U.S. Ambassador's words had even faded, the CCP embassy in Panama immediately jumped up and started "spraying feces all over its face" to show loyalty. If the display of loyalty isn't absolute, it's absolutely not a display of loyalty. On November 1, the embassy's official WeChat account released a Chinese statement—a version specifically for Little Pinks—stating that the U.S. Ambassador's remarks were filled with condescending arrogance toward Latin American countries, stirring up trouble, and inherent prejudice against our great Eastern power. It was a complete distortion of facts, malicious smearing out of thin air—all four-character idioms. As the saying goes, "If you listen to the mole crickets chirping, will you stop planting crops?" That's where they are. Any noisy clamor, any rumor-mongering, any hegemonic suppression—the "three any's"—cannot shake our great nation's commitment to moving toward each other with Panama, flirting, and colluding—this and that, anyway, it's none of your business. They almost sprayed saliva everywhere. Do you understand? The subtext of the CCP is: we will attack as we please, and we will absolutely not stop or restrain ourselves. Unsurprisingly, the CCP foreign ministry wolf warriors' "down-to-earth" slang quickly sparked heated discussion overseas. Netizens have commented that this is the first time in their lives they have seen an embassy of one country compare another country to an insect. How frustrating. How is this any different from a shrew cursing in the street? It lowers the national dignity and only invites ridicule. The Party says: I am a hooligan, so why should I fear inviting ridicule? Our leader isn't even afraid of "spraying feces all over his face," so if you don't believe it, watch out for the Steamed Bun spraying you. Once opened, it splashes "all over my face with feces." Yes, this works: mole crickets versus feces-covered faces—this alignment is quite symmetrical. Alright. The results of the previous poll have been posted on the community bulletin board. Welcome to check it out. New tea friends, don't forget to click subscribe and the little bell. Tea friends are also welcome to click on the GinEx® American Ginseng Black Paste recommended by the brothers. Join our "Old Beijing Teahouse" membership channel. There are links in the text column below the topic and in the pinned comment. Let's go! Multiple items launched every week. Spicy news skewers, see you there. Goodbye.