Shanghainese Mock Xi Jinping: Flooding in Shanghai, the Country Bumpkin Runs Away? The Roadmap for Xi Mingze to Succeed as General Secretary Leaked? Wang Huning Visited North Korea for This! The 'Lifting the Toilet Lid' Remark Came True, the Beggar Sect's Money-Sprinkling Conference Was Ruined! (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1691 / 2026/07/20)

The video uses Xi Jinping's toilet lid-lifting incident during his inspection in Shanghai as a starting point to mock the subsequent severe flooding in the city, suggesting it was divine retribution for "lifting the toilet lid" and angering the gods. It then discusses Wang Huning's visit to North Korea, citing an article by commentator Liu Junning to analyze how North Korea has become a model for the CCP in establishing permanent leadership, designating successors, building ideological branding, implementing economic policies, and maintaining stability. The video also incorporates recent online AI-generated videos of Xi Jinping's daughter, Xi Mingze, and discussions on the X platform regarding her potential succession, speculating on the roadmap Wang Huning might have designed for her and conducting a poll on whether Xi Jinping is paving the way for his daughter.

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So, the Chief Accelerator Xi Jinping went to Shanghai to give directions, never expecting that the boomerang would also accelerate. The boomerang hit Xi the Steamed Bun 1:1; what's up, did the Bun get slapped in the face again? If it were just a slap in the face, it would be clean. No, this boomerang was all about "splattering feces all over the face." Splattered well, what happened? It's a long story. Just four days ago, on July 16, Xi Jinping inspected Shanghai and happily lifted a toilet lid in a resident's home, didn't he? No, put that down first, please. At the time, the General Secretary was moved by the scene and immediately delivered an important speech on "solving the toilet problem." You keep going; just three days later, the magic city of Shanghai suddenly encountered a bizarre rainstorm, causing severe waterlogging in the urban area, and the toilets in some homes were successfully backflowed with sewage. Ah, they were so scared they screamed for help. You say it was caused by Xi the Steamed Bun lifting the toilet lid; are the people of Shanghai unlucky? Just after he lifted it, while the toilet was still warm, it started bubbling with black water. Xi the Steamed Bun said, "As soon as I lifted the toilet lid, it splattered feces all over my face." Alright, a good laugh keeps you young. New tea friends, click [Subscribe] and the little bell, welcome to join the tea house's joyful journey, look at the world from a different angle with the brothers, and make your mood better. Note that subscription is free; press the subscribe button to harvest laughter continuously. Alright, back to the story.

Netizens timidly posted photos of the toilet the Bun lifted in Shanghai, sighing: Although it wasn't the same time, BUT, it was basically the same latrine. With a point of the Bun's finger, a perfectly fine toilet turned into a sewage well. The power of the "Grip of Death" is no joke. It is said that residents of Lane 1200, Yangpu District, Shanghai, shouted 1, 2, 3, and collectively greeted Xi's ancestors for eight generations. What to do? The whole house is like a future water world. Look here, my god, it looks so heartbreaking. How can one live like this? CCP leader Xi Jinping, while secretly happy, said, "Let you guys smear me, I never go to the flood zone, to the front line of flood control and disaster relief. How about it, is Shanghai flooded? Did I come or not?" You don't say, the Bun is like a silly boy sleeping on a cold bed, relying entirely on his own heat, and he really bumped into it. The lackeys in Xi's office couldn't hold it anymore; they overestimated our Xi Dada's courage. As soon as the weather forecast mentioned rain, the General Secretary ran like he was being chased by a dog, jumped on a plane, and said, "Hurry, I must return to Beijing to direct the flood control and disaster relief in Shanghai." Scared to death. Is it necessary to be so panicked? Not really. You didn't see the sky in Shanghai before the rainstorm came; it was like spilled ink, so black you couldn't see your fingers, almost like a doomsday disaster movie. If the Bun doesn't run, is he waiting to be scared into a cerebral stroke? The Bun greased his feet, abandoned the unfinished AI conference, and slipped away. Anyway, student Zhu Yu has already published a signed report: as soon as Xi Jinping left, Shanghai instantly turned into an ocean and traffic was paralyzed. Fleeing the crime scene and still bragging about being a "real man." He doesn't even have the responsibility of a real grandson; when a natural disaster comes, he is the first to run for his life.

On July 19, while the World Artificial Intelligence Conference was being held in Shanghai, the city was suddenly struck by a violent rainstorm. According to a report from the Shanghai Flood Control Office at 5:30 PM on the 19th, affected by strong thunderstorm clouds, the entire city experienced moderate to heavy rain and torrential downpours. A total of 3 stations in the city reached the level of extreme torrential rain, 20 stations reached heavy torrential rain, and 139 stations reached the level of torrential rain. The city was besieged by the storm. Among them, Yangpu District reached the level of extreme torrential rain, while Hongkou, Pudong, and Baoshan Districts also recorded heavy torrential rain. Yangpu District saw the heaviest rainfall, with severe waterlogging on many major roads. Thousands of cars were directly submerged in water and could not be started. Citizens were forced to trudge through knee-deep water on the streets, and traffic was nearly paralyzed. Merchants were the unluckiest; Hema stores suffered severe flooding, with rainwater mixed with mud and sand pouring into the shops like waterfalls. The Shanghai Municipal Party Committee and the municipal government indicated that they should just let the little supermarkets cool off. The key issue was the large public infrastructure; even the top-tier high-end IFC Mall in Shanghai leaked, and Hongqiao Railway Station was leaking everywhere, looking like a water curtain cave—truly dreamlike. Dreamlike? They should hurry up and fix it. Fix what? Everyone is busy snapping photos; it's a new check-in spot. Are you stupid? This is called turning decay into magic and turning grief into strength. Ever since the General Secretary directed the "carrying of the toilet" in Shanghai, not only do toilets spray water automatically, but even manhole covers are like fountains, shooting up over ten meters high. Shanghainese are even making memes about it, saying it makes up for Shanghai's lack of natural landscapes. Oh my god, it scared the hell out of me. This is too dangerous; what if a child passes by? Put your heart at ease; it's impossible for a child to pass by. Why? The water is too deep; who would dare let their child go out to play? Even buses have become death traps, and electric scooters have become water drifters. Look here, this is truly a rare sight. No wonder Shanghainese say that Wujiaochang [Wanda Plaza] is flooded, Jiangwan Stadium has become a hydroelectric station, and Yangpu has become Venice. The most prosperous metropolis in the CCP's China, the great Shanghai, has become a great ocean, a vast expanse of water. A single rainstorm has stripped away the facade. In 1 minute it went dark, in 20 minutes the water depth exceeded 80cm, streets became rivers, supermarkets were flooded, and thousands of cars broke down in the water. The drainage system and sewers have completely proven that they are "gold on the outside but rotten on the inside." In the most "awesome" city in the CCP's China, when a natural disaster strikes, let's see what its real strength is.

The Shanghai Municipal Party Committee and municipal government are secretly happy while claiming they completely failed to keep up with the situation. It's all because Xi the Steamed Bun went "carrying the toilet," angering the Thunder God and Mother Lightning three feet above. Shanghai wants to shift the blame to Xi the Steamed Bun. What does shifting the blame mean? The eyes of the masses are sharp. Didn't you see what netizens said under a weather video? What did they say? They all said this: A clap of thunder, and even Heaven can't stand it anymore. Heaven's wrath and people's resentment—this is a bucket of cold water poured on you. Note the word "you," specifically referring to the big bun. Exactly. And this one: "Must be divine retribution." Brothers, stop jumping off buildings; in ancient times, you would be Liu Bang or Zhu Yuanzhang. Oh no, someone is about to start a rebellion. Do you think Shanghainese will mock themselves? Look at this: after a Shanghai mall was flooded, customers couldn't get out and had to struggle to lay down sandbags. The comment section was immediately joyful, with people saying that if this project were in a park, they would have to charge admission. I thought Xi the Steamed Bun had finally visited a flood site in person, but who knew this disaster-avoidance master had greased his feet and slipped away early. Shanghai citizens are silent, once again bringing up the public toilet slogan from the disaster victims in the Guangxi occupied area: "Xi Jinping step down, where the hell did you go during the Shanghai floods? Communist Party, I [expletive]." The "Wheat Carrier" comfortably replied: "I am on the dragon throne brewing a big move." The golden sentence from the Supreme Leader rings in our ears again: "Those who govern well must attach importance to water management." The good days are still ahead. Ah, emergency poll: Why do you think Xi Jinping did not take the opportunity to inspect the flood in Shanghai to win over the people? Here are the options: 1. He came to Shanghai to throw money at the AI conference, and there was no plan for disaster relief. 2. The flood environment is chaotic, and anti-Xi forces could easily strike, so he must stay away to save his life. 3. The flood in Shanghai indicates that the money thrown at the AI conference will be washed away, and Xi is avoiding the bad omen. 4. If Shanghai is in chaos, Beijing's backyard is easily set on fire, so he must rush back. Hurry and type your number in the comments section.

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As we mentioned last time, Wang Huning visited North Korea and was once again treated the same way as the vase Premier Li Qiang was during his visit. The Supreme Leader, the invincible General, allowed you lot to report on your work. Throughout the entire process, apart from Kim Jong Un himself and a female interpreter, dozens of high-ranking officials from the Great Eastern Power showed up, yet there were no counterpart officials to receive them. Kim Jong Un must have been thinking, 'When did I become so refined? You've come to my door begging for food. Oh no, wait, begging for spiritual food, here to learn from the scriptures.' I have to practice strict frugality, how annoying. Kim Jong Un saw right through them. Netizens sighed, noting that since Kim joined the war to support Russia against Ukraine, his seniority has risen, and he is now on par with his 'Russian Dad.' Kim is quite approachable. The X account 'New Highland' interpreted Kim Jong Un's lip movements toward Wang Huning. It really happened. Kim Jong Un said earnestly: 'Old Wang, you need to be mentally prepared. The greatest misfortune of being a lackey is that you help your master ascend to the throne of an emperor, but you yourself do not meet a good end. This is fate. You must know that your three masters are not kind people. You had better retire as soon as possible.' This reminds me of the pro-democracy activist Tang Baiqiao, who made a bold prediction: Wang Huning's ultimate end will be very miserable, no better than Zhang Chunqiao, but he lacks Zhang Chunqiao's backbone. Let this be a record. He's not even as good as him. According to historical lessons, great conspirators are usually prone to calculating and miscalculating themselves, sharing the same fate as his namesake Wang Xifeng—scheming back and forth only to scheme against themselves, failing to meet a good end. Leaving aside the ending of 'Wang the Bamboozler,' let's talk about what scriptures he, as Xi's special envoy, actually went to Kim's house to learn. Pay attention, class is in session.

Political commentator Liu Junning wrote an article titled 'Little Brother Becomes Big Brother: What Scriptures Is Pyongyang Teaching Beijing?' Oh, so they really went to learn scriptures. Liu Junning said that the once-cold bilateral relations between the two parties and two countries of China and North Korea have suddenly become warm. North Korean high-level officials visited Beijing once, while Chinese high-level officials visited Pyongyang three times. 1:3, Kim still has more clout. Moreover, the status gap between the two countries seems to have undergone a substantive shift. What kind of shift? Beijing has changed from the traditional 'Big Brother' to a 'Little Brother' humbly seeking advice. Is this for real? And the former 'Little Brother' has taken the seat of the 'Big Brother,' starting to preach and bestow treasures upon Beijing. Xi, this 'Chief Accelerator,' is all about 'Attention: Reversing.' Liu Junning asks, what qualifications does Pyongyang have to be the 'Big Brother'? There are at least five things where Pyongyang is a model, five models to challenge the 'Four Confidences.' First, Kim Jong Un established the permanent ruling status of the supreme leader. Permanent. As early as 2012, Kim Jong Un factually established his lifelong and permanent ruling status through constitutional amendments and other measures. Xi only amended the constitution in 2018 to abolish term limits, and he didn't even dare to claim 'permanent rule' for himself, just playing coy and hiding it, desperately emphasizing that he is still a child at 70 and that 150 is his small goal. Second, and most importantly, Kim Jong Un high-profilely deployed his successor, pushing his 'princess' Kim Ju-ae directly to the forefront, promoting her with great fanfare, and high-profilely supporting this successor's succession plan, which is practically public and set in stone. Looking at Xi, he is older than Kim, yet he absolutely refuses to push his own daughter like Kim does, not even daring to release a photo, keeping it tightly under wraps—how can he compare to Kim? The arrangement and layout for a successor in Zhongnanhai is a complete mess. With Xi potentially suffering a stroke or lying flat at any moment, it is precarious and extremely tense. Isn't that so? Whether Xi will hand over power to an illegitimate crown prince or his own daughter, the crown princess, is a total chaotic mess. You tell me, isn't internal strife inevitable?

Of course, there are three more items. Kim established his own brand of independent ideology and confirmed the fundamental policy of 'limited use and immediate crackdown' on the private economy. Oh, and he successfully and long-term maintained a 'harmonious' situation where extreme poverty and extreme loyalty coexist. What kind of devilish tricks are these? Regardless, while Xi might think the same way in his heart, BUT, he is far less thorough than Kim Jong Un. If you put it that way, is Wang Huning learning these anti-human techniques from North Korea? It's possible. Liu Junning analyzes that the CCP officialdom is intertwined with political undercurrents of 'disloyalty and forming cliques,' and civil society is also constantly turbulent, with stability maintenance incidents occurring one after another. The entire system is evolving from 'stability overrides everything' to 'stability maintenance overrides everything.' That's it. It seems that after much thought, Xi might just decide: a cannon shot from Mount Paektu has brought Kim Jong Unism to the Great Power. Let's follow North Korea's path and let Trump talk. This is someone who is ready to break the jar. Liu Junning's analysis may not be entirely accurate, but if you read the July 10th article in the People's Daily, 'Socialist Construction in North Korea Radiates Vigorous Vitality,' you can taste it—Xi has already started painting a big picture of rice and meat soup for the Chinese leeks. My god, the next stop is Pyongyang, it's coming soon. Liu analyzed five things, but in my view, the successor issue is Xi's primary heart-worry. Xi knows clearly that without a reliable successor for his power, he is likely to end up in Qincheng Prison. Speaking of which, here's a joke.

On July 14, a Douyin user posted an AI-generated video titled "It's fun, please let me go, both the face and background are AI." In the video, a young woman wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and red tie sits upright in front of a background featuring the red flag and the Great Wall, delivering a televised speech like a female version of Xi Jinping. Oh my god, who is so bold? Do they want to go inside and eat government-provided meals? Netizens are so clever; after exchanging glances, they all started making memes. "Someone has too many heads," "Who are you imitating?" "Don't imitate my son." Calling Xi Jinping 'son,' huh? There is an AI cosplay suspected to be Xi Zhongxun. Others say the Douyin streamer imitating Xi Jinping's New Year's address is likely an AI simulation of Xi Jinping's daughter, showing what she will look like when she ascends to the throne and gives a speech. Isn't it lively? Xi the Steamed Bun's father has appeared, and the daughter has appeared; the whole family is out. What's eerie is that a video on such a sensitive and taboo topic was unusually not deleted. Oh my god, Xi Mingze's AI appears for a New Year's televised speech, Wang Huning goes to the Kim family's village in North Korea to learn from 'Little Fatty' (Kim Jong Un) again—doing the math, it seems Xi Mingze, the Steamed Bun's own daughter, is ready to emerge. The General Secretary urgently expresses, listen to how urgent the voices of the masses are. Get out of here, who are you? Strictly forbidden to 'touch porcelain' (fake a collision). Anyway, let's put it this way: I don't know if it's a prank by netizens, or if Old Xi let his minions pretend to be netizens to prank and test the waters. After the AI version of Xi Mingze delivered the New Year's televised speech, AI-generated news images quickly appeared online showing Xi Mingze eating steamed buns with foreign heads of state, or Xi Mingze going deep into commoners' homes to lift pot lids, and other 'close to the people' shows. No need to imitate the 'spraying manure' part; it's unseemly and easily smears the queen's image. Netizens are anxious for the Steamed Bun. North Korea's Kim Jong Un has already let his daughter serve as a nuclear weapons commander, and no one in North Korea dares to utter a word or say 'no.' However, our Steamed Bun Emperor is visiting North Korea and sending Wang Huning to learn from them, so why isn't the matter of his daughter succeeding him being handled with urgency? I increasingly feel that this AI short video looks like an official test to see if the 'cattle and horses' (the masses) can accept a female farm owner. I must share a popular post from the X platform by 'Finding': The next General Secretary is Xi Mingze. Fast forward directly to General Secretary Xi Mingze. Yeah, that's it. Let's call 'Finding' Old Fan. Hi, Old Fan. Old Fan says, many people think the idea of Xi Mingze being the next General Secretary is a fantasy. I also think the probability is low, but under this system, 'low' does not mean 'impossible.' Oh, possibilities are seen in the details. Where is the possibility? Old Fan summarized four major reasons; the 'Four Confidences' have found their landing point.

1. The rules of the game have been rewritten. What does this mean? The game for the past forty years was called collective leadership and term-limited succession. BUT, since the constitutional amendment abolished term limits, the rules of the game have changed. Once the guardrails of the system are dismantled, power no longer needs to look for institutional successors; it only needs to look for the safest carrier—the one it birthed itself is the safest. Therefore, 2. Power ultimately only trusts bloodlines. What did I say? Power is the most easily transmissible gene in the world. Handing the baton to an outsider carries infinite risks. Handing it to the most familiar blood relative is, in fact, the 'safest' choice under this extreme sense of insecurity. The ancestral secret recipe of Kim Jong Un's family is exactly this. 3. Xi Mingze is a code name, not a person. Don't understand? Old Fan says, do not interpret 'Xi Mingze's succession' as a post-90s young person suddenly coming to govern the country. Understand it as a code name for a power safe. A safe. For someone who uses power to the extreme, the greatest fear is not the present, but how to prevent the 'tea from going cold when the person leaves' after stepping down, how to prevent the line from being overturned, and how to ensure the safety of the family and the entire interest group attached to it. You ponder it yourself. Don't bother pondering; even if you label them as the 'Xi Army,' they are still 'sleeping in the same bed but dreaming different dreams.' Only one's own daughter will not go against her own father. Therefore, 4. Please witness the absurdity. In a system where the logic of governance has regressed to 'I am the state' and is managed through campaign-style grid management, its succession thinking and ultimate outcome will travel back to the era of his Cultural Revolution 'link-ups,' finally returning to the era of Old Mao—if there were no egg-fried rice, it would definitely be his own empire. Old Fan says, if Xi Mingze succeeds in the future, the roadmap designed by Wang Huning would likely be: 1. First, appear as a scholar/think-tank member, participating in the construction of 'national soft power' and 'external discourse systems,' continuing her Harvard study background. 2. Then, hold key positions in ideological departments like the Women's Federation, the Youth League, and the Central Party School to accumulate 'public popularity.' 3. Afterward, enter the Central Committee, theoretically packaged as a 'representative of post-90s female, highly educated, internationalized cadres.' Internationalization is fine. 4. Finally, be 'unanimously supported' by the whole party and enter the Standing Committee to achieve the transition. Once again, I ask the tea friends to poll: Do you think Xi Jinping's repeated visits to North Korea imply he is planning to introduce his daughter Xi Mingze? Options: A. Definitely yes, B. Impossible, C. Possibly hesitating. Hurry up and type the letter in the comment section.

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