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Xi Can't Escape with Wings: New CCP Central Military Commission Candidates – One Carries a Bow, One Wields a Hidden Golden Sword! Ma Huateng Bans Communist Youth League? Retired Official Earns 20,000 a Month Becomes Hardship Household! World Bank Refuses Loans to the CCP! (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1675 / 2026/07/03)

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This episode mainly includes: the Central Military Commission of the CCP held a promotion ceremony to the rank of general, the promotions of Zhang Shuguang and Wang Gang to general sparked online heated discussion; Tencent's Ma Huateng banned a video by the Communist Youth League about the Party anniversary, drawing attention; officials announced the total number of Party members, prompting netizens to mock unemployment and the high welfare within the system; the Anhui Provincial Drug Administration's retired staff applying for hardship worker subsidies triggered social dissatisfaction with treatment inside the system; the U.S. Senate passed Resolution No. 444 condemning the Chinese Communist Party as a criminal organization; the World Bank plans to gradually cease state loans to the CCP before 2031.

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As the saying goes, not knowing is one thing, but once you compare you get scared three times, bump into a jumping locust, would you really jump that many times? Pretend to be calm, get everything done, you must open your eyes properly. What’s the situation? Twelve hours ago today, July 3, the Central Military Commission of the CCP held a promotion ceremony to the rank of general. Who was unlucky enough to get on the "General Cutting" provisional list? The three armed forces commander, General Xi Fatty (a mocking nickname for Xi Jinping), laughed secretly while solemnly stating that the most unlucky awardees this time are the neighboring “second chubby one”, the Secretary of the Central Military Commission Discipline Inspection Committee and Director of the Supervision Commission Zhang Shuguang, and the Air Force commander Wang Gang, both carrying bows and a hidden golden sword, extinguishing fire. Zhang Shuguang, surname Zhang, carries a bow; Wang Gang carries a standing sword, a hidden golden sword. You say old Xi is completely surrounded by the warriors of the "Push Back Diagram"? The encirclement started on June 29, Liu Zhuo observed closely, X account [Chinese Personnel Observation] leaked news: on June 29, at the CCP’s 105th anniversary concert, Zhang Shuguang and Wang Gang were then still lieutenant generals, sitting in a row with CCP Defense Minister Dong Jun and Central Theater Command commander Han Shengyan, all generals, indicating that Zhang Shuguang and Wang Gang had already been promoted to theater‑level and would soon be promoted to general, accelerating the unlucky promotion.

On July 3, the Central Military Commission held a promotion ceremony to the rank of general. Zhang Shuguang, who has been appointed Secretary of the Central Military Commission Discipline Inspection Committee and Director of the Supervision Committee, and Wang Gang, the commander of the Air Force, were formally awarded the rank by Xi Jinping, becoming the backup "sha" targets—generals. Two more generals were added, and after being repeatedly "sha"ed, the number of people currently holding the general rank increased from four to six, affecting the personnel layout of the Central Military Commission for the 21st Party Congress next year. Later, if these two newly promoted generals enter the Commission, the "baozi" (Xi) will be in a deadly rhythm: either carrying a bow or wielding a golden sword, both carrying a bow, one wielding a golden sword. So has the "Personnel Observation" team urgently compiled a four‑year anthology of the PLA’s general‑rank promotion ceremonies? Another anthology. In 2023, when the Central Military Commission’s seven‑person group was at its fullest, two generals were also promoted; the big boss witnessing the promotion stood in a long line, with the seven people and Xi in the middle, an absolutely core position, exuding a majestic, "sha"‑filled atmosphere, swinging his arms. What about 2024? In 2024 it’s still mediocre; the front row now has six people, one has been "sha"ed, so the majestic, "sha"‑filled atmosphere has somewhat diminished. And in 2025? By 2025 the front row is down to four, another two have been "sha"ed. Yet at that time Zhang, who carries a bow, and Liu Zhenli, who wields a golden sword, are still standing nearby—what good is that? It’s only a matter of a year. In 2026, as usual, two more generals are promoted, but now the front row is left with only two large garlic heads; the "sha" speed has become lightning‑fast, faster than a thief stealing a bell.

It is said that even old Xi has become delirious; he keeps replaying the photos of the general‑rank promotion ceremony four times. Didn’t you just look at them? Those are group photos, plus the salute photos after the promotion. Truly delirious—this time the generals stand at the front, the commission members at the back; first a long line, then the numbers gradually shrink, finally the front has the two generals Zhang Shuguang and Wang Gang, and the back has the two members Xi and Zhang Shengmin. So the "baozi" is surrounded by the two bow‑carrying Zhang Shengmin and Zhang Shuguang and the golden‑sword‑wielding Wang Gang; the death will not be ordinary. Even Peng Liyuan noticed: why has old Xi lately been sitting by the bedside, not sleeping, just holding an album of the promotion photos and staring? He’s now looking at photos from other angles. This time the commission members sit behind the table, photographed alone; at first a spectacular long line, then people are gradually "sha"ed, and finally only two old brothers remain, one white‑headed, one with a bow. The photographer didn’t even dare to shoot the last two, so he shot from the front, at least there are still a bunch of backs of heads, noticeably less bleak. It is said the two newly‑ranked generals were so moved they cried, and as soon as they put on the general shoulder boards, they were close to the "sha" list. Netizens are joking: when will we see a picture with only the commission chairman, a big garlic head, and the 1+2 generals on the same stage? Terrifying. Quick poll: do you think these two newly promoted generals will soon be taken down by "baozi"? Options: 1 definitely, 2 possibly, 3 not at all, 4 current situation indescribable, future unpredictable, anything is possible. Hurry and type a number in the comments.

Alright, laugh a little and stay young. Dear tea friend, click "Subscribe" and the little bell now, welcome to join the tea house’s happy journey, see the world from a different angle with the two brothers, and feel better. Subscription is free; press the subscribe button and you’ll continuously receive laughter. Now back to the preface, the "sha" emperor points the way, daring to fight, good at fighting, at this point the party‑state jungle goes "sha" crazy. General "sha" isn’t enough, we need to "sha" others too. Tencent big boss Ma Huateng said he’s willing to be cut to the bone, daring to pull down the Communist Youth League Central Committee. What’s going on, I’m dizzy. Ma Huateng hard‑pushes the Youth League Central Committee, telling a story of subordinates defying superiors, especially moving. Speaking of the CCP’s 105th anniversary celebration, major party media rolled up their sleeves and offered auspicious blessings. The Youth League Central Committee’s QQ Space promptly released a 100‑second video of the 105th anniversary warm moments, but it was blocked by Tencent’s Ma Huateng, and the warm moment instantly turned cold. Has Ma Huateng become so law‑less? Tencent editors say our censorship is strict; your video may violate national policies, so it’s temporarily unavailable, thank you. Wow, it’s best if WeChat and QQ platforms ban the party’s birthday celebration, looks like a mess. Netizens were shocked, Ma Huateng is truly a man, daring to block even the party when angry—what are we now? Some onlookers happily noted that the CCP finally got bitten by its own dog, even changing the watchdog poem: I am a dog of the party, guarding the party’s gate; the party lets me bite whoever it wants, I bite as many times as I want. Thanks, O.

Little pinks, after watching, whisper frantically; the Communist Youth League belongs to the Hu Jintao‑Li Keqiang faction. Is Ma Huateng being controlled by Xi? Should the Youth League Central Committee be cracked down on? Tencent editors cry while asking Doubao AI, "What is the psychological shadow area of Ma Huateng?"

The CCP celebrates the 105th anniversary of its founding, and the party’s propaganda machine is in full gear, singing praises and polishing its image, claiming that by the end of 2025 the total number of party members will be 101.286 million, the world’s largest gang—uh, I mean the largest political party—far ahead, oh yeah. Most likely, Baozi hasn’t even looked at the Dajiyuan defection website, where the number of defections is staggering, with names and details that would give you a stroke after reading. Indeed. By the way, the statistics bureau also says, with nose and eyes, that the number of party members increased by 1.015 million year‑on‑year, a growth of 1%, and grassroots organizations rose to 5.431 million, up by 181,000, a 3.4% increase. No need to say more, it’s too chaotic; let’s just pretend we believe it. A timid question: can this over‑100‑million membership be “walked” so that we, the ox‑horse chives, get something? The chives have a boomerang in hand, let the party membership count launch a satellite. Netizens sigh, what does the total number of members indicate? It shows that the density and scope of pepper‑sprinkled oppression are larger, the CCP gang’s control over society is stronger, at least more policies like “let the people who intercept visits write introduction letters for the petitioners” are being issued. When officials pressure the people, the people have no choice but to launch a Xianzhong era, which has fully arrived. The Chief Accelerator is no joke. Once the membership numbers were out, the comment section instantly flipped; someone said, no wonder life’s getting happier lately, it’s because more people are serving the people, serving the renminbi. And because more people are serving us, I’ve smoothly been unemployed for half a year, full‑time at home, feeling moved. Baozi says shut up, reckless, what’s this “unemployment at home feeling”? That’s called flexible employment feeling, slow employment feeling, delayed employment feeling, pending employment feeling, light entrepreneurship feeling, intermittent feeling. Yeah, yeah, I’m so moved my nerves are numb, numb. Not just numb, there’s also the Winning‑Numb Law, which states: in the party‑state, if you are a public servant, after retirement you earn less than 20,000 yuan a month, and your son isn’t in the United States, you’re embarrassed to say you ever served the people. I’m depressed.

On June 30, a picture of an Anhui Provincial Drug Administration “hardship worker registration form” went viral online. Hardship worker—unemployed? No. The form shows the registrant is a female party member of the first branch of the provincial bureau’s retired staff, retired this year at age 63, with a pitiful monthly income—how much? Only 7,899 yuan. Huh? Her spouse’s monthly income is even worse, 12,100 yuan. My goodness, the spouse also works at a provincial bureau, their son is in the United States, they won’t disclose economic details for fear of jealousy. Wait a minute, what form is this? It’s a hardship worker registration form. A hardship worker earning seven‑to‑eight thousand a month, a spouse earning twelve thousand—hardship? The hardship section is filled in black‑and‑white: the comrade is a retired staff party member of the bureau’s first branch, was hospitalized at the end of May for surgery, suffered a non‑traumatic right‑shoulder rotator‑cuff tear, and after discharge needs six months of rest, can’t do housework, and faces significant economic and mental pressure. Six months without housework makes you a hardship household? If you’re physically limited, you can’t claim economic hardship either. Staff say, isn’t this first reported to leadership to determine the type of hardship? Look at this, you’ll understand completely. If this counts as hardship, what kind of massive pipes do the “big‑mouse” officials in your provincial bureau earn? Anyway, if a rural elder earning 107 yuan a month, a graduate who can’t find a job, a 996/007 corporate slave, a 35‑year‑old slipping back into poverty, or an ox‑horse delivering food while carrying a child saw this, they’d definitely launch Xianzhong. The difference between beneficiaries of intra‑system dividends and slaves—does the party, selling chives under a people’s sheep‑head, lack virtue? Netizens ask, isn’t a 20,000‑yuan pension considered a hardship family in some circles? Our pension contributions go to these people, can we not thank the party’s good policies? Anyone who dares to change the party’s good policies is playing with death. A netizen from Sichuan said, sigh, there are too many hardship workers now; our market supervision bureau dual‑staff earn only a few tens of thousands a month, the child studies in the UK, pressure is huge. Our tobacco monopoly bureau staff also earn only a few tens of thousands, can’t even afford a Lamborghini, only a BMW X5 to get by. What kind of step is that? Golden toes. And at our electricity bureau, after many years of work, savings are only about ten thousand, can’t even meet a small goal, old age life is worrisome, leading to severe depression. Thinking of their difficult lives makes my heart choke. Maybe I’ll donate a bit from my 3,000‑yuan salary, but the TV station gets the “touching China” story, which is a bit of high‑level black humor. Actually, this is the case nationwide; a netizen said, normal, a colleague at my unit gets a pension of over 9,000 yuan a month, was hospitalized once last year and became a hardship case, the unit gave a subsidy. If a single illness returns you to pre‑liberation conditions, that’s also hardship, but civil servants get covered by the party, making me depressed again. So Little Pinks, wake up, stop chanting “awesome, my country” every day; you and the Zhao family aren’t from the same country. It’s time to re‑recognize what the party’s “awesome” actually means—a demon‑kingdom.

On June 16, the U.S. Senate passed Resolution No. 444, declaring that the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) led by Xi Jinping is a criminal organization, condemning the CCP and its leader Xi the Steamed Bun for using deceit to undermine prospects for peace and security, and for planning crimes against humanity, an anti‑humanity state. The bill encourages sanctions against CCP officials under the Global Magnitsky Human Rights Accountability Act. Note that this resolution was passed unanimously in the Senate. Look here, under Xi the Steamed Bun the CCP is a criminal organization, and tea friends should just tap a finger to give the U.S. Congress a like—absolutely necessary. According to publicly available U.S. congressional documents, Resolution No. 444 is one of the very few, perhaps the first Senate formal resolution to directly label the CCP as “a criminal organization that poses a serious threat to global stability and peace.” Justice may be late, but it is not absent, so calling the CCP a gang or bandit even romanticizes it; honestly, it insults the term “gang.” Considering the current hoax‑official industry, the atrocities committed by the CCP against Chinese people are incalculable. Thus Xi Jinping has foretold his own fate: don’t think you can revel today, be careful of future blacklists, it will all come true. There are divine forces watching from three feet above, so don’t do such things.

Speaking of cheap tricks, the world’s naive sweetlings say, “bully us if you want, just watch the frequency.” What’s the situation? It’s like this: the CCP and Xi Jinping claim to be a developing country and ask the World Bank to help eradicate poverty, while simultaneously bragging that they are the world’s second‑largest economy—an impressive Eastern power that throws money around with long‑arm jurisdiction and even challenges the United States. Come on, let’s arm‑wrestle each other into ruin, you schizophrenic nation. The “steamed bun” pot has been completely overturned, so the belated World Bank has started planning to stop low‑ or zero‑interest loans to the CCP. The Financial Times reported that a plan submitted to the World Bank Board on June 30 shows the bank will gradually cease sovereign loans to the CCP by 2031, with the proposal to be discussed by the Board in late July—efficiency is truly slow. The Financial Times said this plan will end Beijing’s long‑standing status as a borrower from the World Bank, barring the CCP from being the big debtor. Public data shows the CCP has been borrowing from the World Bank since 1981; by 2026, it had secured approval for 452 projects with a total committed loan amount of about $69.7 billion, each in the hundreds of millions. BUT, in recent years World Bank lending to the CCP has been declining, from $2.4 billion annually in 2017 to $750 million in 2025—every penny is too much, even feeding dogs is better than giving it to the evil party. The World Bank says, “Who let us play the role of the great benefactor? We are a multilateral development institution of the United Nations, whose main business is to provide loans, grants, and advisory services to developing countries to eliminate absolute poverty and promote shared prosperity.” It sounds lofty; we have 189 member countries, headquartered in Washington, D.C., with the United States as the largest shareholder. Did you hear that? The United States is the largest shareholder. We have helped the CCP for decades, yet the U.S. keeps being blamed; all responsibility lies with the U.S., and that will be proven. Calling the CCP “wolf‑hearted, dog‑lunged” actually elevates it; before Gao Xiaosong was censored, he wondered why the United States, which clearly helps China the most, keeps blackening America every day. The lid is lifted, pink hearts are shattered, it collapses. A World Bank official told the Financial Times, “Turn the page quickly, the CCP should ‘graduate’ and stop hoarding resources; the world’s second‑largest economy should no longer rely on our development financing.” The World Bank finally woke up; Trump had long noticed the CCP’s habit of “taking advantage without enough loss.” In his first term, he had the U.S. Treasury and the World Bank agree to redirect part of the loans to the CCP toward poorer economies, in exchange for U.S. support of a $13 billion capital increase plan for the World Bank, a strong corrective move. The World Bank then pledged to place the CCP in a higher‑interest loan group and gradually reduce its loan volume. Trump was truly impressive, his vision crystal clear. The Trump administration realized early that the CCP has always acted as a loan‑receiving country, financing other developing nations and the Belt and Road, so World Bank loans should not flow to its projects; this means the CCP has long taken advantage of the World Bank, borrowing chickens to lay eggs, a theatrical fraud. In contrast, poorer, more needy countries receive far fewer loan opportunities—this is Xi the Steamed Bun’s “human destiny community”—a community jointly harvested by him. The U.S. Treasury spokesperson, a day before July 1, has already urged other development banks; the World Bank’s task is ready, the answer is written—copy it quickly, global anti‑CCP action starts now. Tea friends.

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