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The Warrior Truly Is Liu Junhua of CITIC! The Day After the Plane Hit the Building, a Drone Appeared at Huamao Bridge? Xi Jinping Is Collapsing: Zhang Youxia Keeps His Seat as NPC Deputy for the Fourth Time! The Chinese Communist Party's Banks Vow to Act Like Hoodlums, Toxic Diapers Fight Back! (Old Beijing Teahouse/Episode 1670/2026/06/27)

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This episode mainly discusses the fire at Huamao Bridge in Beijing and the suspected drone attack incident, rumors that CITIC Bank executive Liu Junhua allegedly flew a plane to crash into China Zun, the latest announcement by the CCP National People's Congress Standing Committee showing Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli were not removed from their positions alongside the downfall of multiple senior officials of the Xi faction, the rights defense efforts of Jilin Huimin Village Bank depositors whose savings were stolen, as well as the public opinion controversy triggered by the reproductive toxic substance formamide detected in baby diapers and the phenomenon of parents rushing to Hong Kong to snap them up.

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It is said that one should wait and see, as things are impossible to guard against. On June 27, the day after a brave woman flew a plane to crash into the One, a fire suddenly broke out near Huamao Bridge on the East Fourth Ring Road in Beijing, less than two kilometers from the CITIC Tower "China Zun," with a large amount of thick smoke billowing from the scene. Look at this, my god, how did this incident connect to that one? Not only were you baffled, but even the bridge guard standing on Huamao Bridge was completely dumbfounded, with three questions swirling in their mind at the time: Who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going? Netizens all exclaimed that Beijing today is truly too abstract, and not just in an ordinary way. On June 22, a massive fire broke out at Dashilan in Qianmen, which some people said was a Xianzhong attack. On June 26, someone drove a plane to crash into China Zun—there is no need to doubt this, it was definitely a Xianzhong attack. Just one night later, three miles away, another huge fire started, with black smoke billowing and blotting out the sky. This is simply too impossible to guard against, giving one the feeling of one wave pressing closer than the last, completely uncontrollable. Crucially, a suspected industry insider muttered quietly that based on the heavy black smoke, it looked somewhat like a drone attack. A drone? Goodness, are you still going to let Emperor Steamed Bun live? This left Cai Qi—the bayonet-wielding enforcer in charge of the CCP Central Committee's security—along with the Beijing Municipal Party Committee, the municipal government, and all the heads and deputies of relevant departments completely dizzy and disoriented, to the point where even a jittery state of mind where every bush and tree looks like an enemy no longer works. After the massive fire at Qianmen, security was upgraded, desperately watching every inch of land in Beijing, only for the hero to take to the skies, piloting a plane, smashing through the Helan Mountains, and knocking two front teeth off China Zun, making Beijing's tallest building look particularly... Chaoyang aunties drinking porridge against the wall, facing the wall toothless and down on their luck, suppressing their anger. Just as the saying goes: driving a plane to launch a Xianzhong attack, scaring Emperor Steamed Bun into a cerebral stroke. The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward, washing away Winnie the Pooh with its waves. Watching the ground is no longer enough; one has to watch the sky. Just as attention was focused on the sky, boom! Near Huamao Bridge beside China Zun, the wind lent strength to the fire and the fire fueled the wind, bubbling and gushing thick black smoke, completely failing to cover both ends at once. Winnie the Pooh was flying a plane and got lost in the skies over Beijing, bouncing between the heavens and the earth—where on earth are you launching your Xianzhong attack? Just a couple of days ago, many people were still watching Moscow surrounded by thick smoke and blazing fire, never expecting that in the blink of an eye, Beijing would end up just like this. Wolf smoke rises and brave men gather, and Putin urgently declared: stop trying to porcelain-touch us, that old whore Beijing is completely different from us; we were invaded by foreign enemies, messed up by Zelenskyy's drones, while you lot suffered from Xi the Steamed Bun's botched command, driving the common people to rise in revolt—completely different in nature. Finally, we see Vova getting something right for once.

Alright, a smile keeps you young. New friends, please click [Subscribe] and the little bell. Welcome to join this joyful journey, look at the world from a different angle with us brothers, and let your mood brighten up. Note that subscribing is free; press the subscribe button, and you will receive a steady stream of laughter. Now, back to the story, the official report has finally arrived. The "Beijing Chaoyang" WeChat official account released a "Situation Report" around 4 PM on the 27th, stating that at 5:55 PM on June 26, near the East Third Ring Road in Chaoyang District, a single-engine, two-seater light sport aircraft "collided" with a high-rise building during flight. The Party wants to downplay the incident—"collided." The pilot on board, the only person, has died, and 13 people on the ground were injured. Currently, the injured are receiving full medical treatment, and relevant authorities are conducting further investigations.

There is another piece of news. The Financial Times exclusively reported that Shifosi Airport and Dongshi Shuangyue General Aviation, which belong to the listed company [Eastern Fashion], are being investigated by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) authorities. Since the incident occurred during the weekend when the stock market is closed, it is expected that there will be multiple limit-down drops after the market opens tomorrow. According to netizens, on June 27, the British Financial Times reported that late at night after the plane crash, Beijing police rushed to Shifosi Airport in Pinggu District. Under police supervision, men in black searched a black SUV. A license plate check revealed it was a Buick Enclave CXL, registered to a person named Liu Junhua. This is the very person being widely discussed online—a female executive at the CITIC Bank Asset Management Business Center, with 16 years of experience in the financial market, serving ultra-high-net-worth and strategic clients, and holding a Master's degree in Finance from Renmin University of China. CITIC was so scared that they urgently issued a denial, suddenly publishing an article with a "no silver buried here" level of clumsiness: "Cultural Soul Casting, Steady and Far-reaching: CITIC Wealth Management's Liu Junhua Discusses Cultural Empowerment for the Company's High-Quality Development," while incidentally singing praises for the good policies of the Party and the government. It was completely twisted; the name Liu Junhua was put directly in the article's main headline. Suddenly praising Party culture on a weekend—this kind of denial has absolutely no power. AI can write 100 such essays in a minute. The most critical point is not even this; the Financial Times contacted them immediately, reaching out to CITIC Group and CITIC Bank separately to ask if the Liu Junhua who flew the plane into the China Zun building was indeed their Ms. Liu Junhua. Did they even need to ask? They certainly wouldn't admit it. The weird part is exactly this: given such a good opportunity to deny it, CITIC simply stated, "No comment." Doesn't that mean admitting it? It implies it's too sensitive, and they can't say anything, so you should just wait for the central government's official report. That's what it means, so they are completely stuck in a dilemma.

CCTV is even more twisted. The night before the plane hit the building, at 6 PM, I don't know if they had planned it or what, but CCTV-2, the Finance Channel, actually broadcasted a message: "Strengthen the low-altitude industry, ensure low-altitude economy is manageable, open, and flies steadily." It should have added three more words: "hits accurately." So, you figure it out. According to CITIC's denial article, Liu Junhua should be a Party cadre with a very high level of political consciousness. So, on the eve of the Party's birthday on July 1, a Party member flew a plane into the Party's asset, the "CITIC Tower," and afterwards, the Party remained silent and started hunting for spies everywhere. What kind of situation is this? Question: Whose psychological trauma is larger, General Secretary Xi Jinping's or the size of the big hole in China Zun? It's impossible to calculate. There is a rumor online that CITIC executive Liu Junhua lost everything in a devastating margin call and flew the plane into the headquarters in a fit of rage. Some say the death knell for China's high-risk financial industry has sounded, while others say that since the Xianzhong attack movement has developed into the air, the next thing to appear will be military Xianzhong attacks. Military Xianzhong attacks? Of course, according to the judgment of former CCP official Du Wen, this is likely a political attack, and the target should have been Xi Jinping in Zhongnanhai; hitting China Zun was likely due to a deviation from the flight path. There must be a brilliant and tragic story behind this. Emergency poll: Do you think the hero who flew the plane into Beijing's tallest building is CITIC Group's Liu Junhua? Here are the options: 1. Definitely, 2. Not her, 3. Not sure, 4. Whoever it is, essentially it's all aimed at the CCP. Hurry up and type the number in the comment section.

So, after Xi Jinping locked the military leaders of various theater commands in a temporary concentration camp and made them march in goose-step for over two months, he collapsed. Who collapsed? The General Secretary said, "I, uh, thought that by using physical limit punishments like recruit training, I could make them completely draw a line with Zhang Youxia. Did they draw it? They did. But, they drew it with me." On June 26, the same day the Huamao Bridge caught fire, the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress (NPC) of the CCP issued an announcement that the qualifications of 14 high-ranking officials as NPC deputies were terminated, including Politburo member Ma Xingrui, three generals Xu Xueqiang, Li Fengbiao, and Guo Puxiao, and three lieutenant generals Wang Kangping, Zhang Minghua, and Yin Hongxing, etc., etc. Wait, where are the names of Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli? The answer is: by the time the announcement was released, they had not yet been removed from their positions as NPC deputies. They had not. Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli passed the test again. Xi wanted to strip them of their NPC deputy status but couldn't do it. So, was Old Xi anxious? Ah, he went on a slashing spree, cutting down his own "Xi Army" personnel, completely going insane. Politburo member Ma Xingrui is the cousin of Peng Liyuan, a key member of the Shandong faction and the aerospace system, and one of Xi's own. Guo Yonghang, Vice Chairman of the Guangdong Provincial Committee of the CPPCC, is a fellow Shandong native of Ma Xingrui, a former chief of staff to Ma Xingrui, and also a member of the Shandong faction and one of Xi's own. Why would he slap himself in the face so hard when hitting a wall? Old Xi has this hobby. The remaining three generals and three lieutenant generals were also promoted by CCP Central Military Commission Chairman Xi Jinping himself, and he personally pulled them down from their horses. As for those who fell before Ma Xingrui, Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli are still firmly standing on the official NPC website list. Xi said, "My wife Peng Liyuan calls me a coward, saying I can't finish anything I start." This is the honest truth. Looking at Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli, they were officially announced to be under investigation on January 24, 2026. Since then, Zhao Leji's NPC, under Xi's nagging, has held four standing committee meetings—February 4, February 25, April 27, and June 23-26—repeatedly gearing up to strip certain NPC deputies surnamed Zhang of their qualifications. As a result, all four attempts failed, habitually ending in miscarriage. Xi's "four self-confidences" lost one each time, until they were all gone.

In fact, Old Xi's forced training for over two months could not make the military leaders draw a line with Zhang Youxia. Not a single military leader pressed the "approve" button to remove Zhang Youxia. It wasn't just the military; the NPC controlled by Zhao Leji made Xi lose face every time. Clearly, the top leadership, including Zhao Leji, has huge differences with Xi Jinping. This time, it's really troublesome. Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli are completely solidified in their status as NPC deputies. Xi wants to find a way to deal with them, but they won't give him the chance. In April, news spread within the CCP that the Zhang Youxia case had entered the final stage, and the internal investigation was basically doing "detail processing." If it went smoothly, the case would be completed within two months at the earliest. If there were no surprises, the handling results would be released to the public in July. Sorry, this case had a surprise despite no surprises. Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli seem to have put on a golden bell shield and iron cloth shirt; their NPC deputy status just cannot be taken away. The key is that originally, the Communist Party had special regulations to protect NPC deputies who act as voting machines for the Party: during the adjournment period, NPC deputies cannot be arrested or criminally tried without the permission of the standing committee of the corresponding level of the NPC. If he insists on a military court verdict, it will end in mutual destruction and look very ugly. Xi forced his way through, but halfway through, he found himself riding a tiger and unable to get off, discovering that this "bow" (Zhang) is a big tiger. Judging from this NPC Standing Committee announcement, it is not a question of Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli passing the test again, but a question of the Xi Army personnel being dumped like dumplings one after another. The General Secretary's famous quote rings in my ears again: "Don't look at how lively you are today, be careful about the reckoning in the future." These things will all come true.

Under the CCP's rule, banks of all sizes have lost their credibility and are notorious. It's not just that when you withdraw money, you need all kinds of "proof that your mother is your mother"; what's even more outrageous is that "your deposits can just disappear." Depositors have nowhere to turn for help. In the eyes of the Party's banks, Chinese people are just walking wallets. On June 24, a video circulating online showed a bank manager personally instructing subordinates to embezzle depositors' savings. Ah, stop saying "ah," look here. My god, isn't this blatant robbery? What should the depositors do if they need money? If they can't withdraw it, will they let you off? Regarding the issue of depositors not being able to withdraw money, the manager gave earnest instructions: "Just be tough." What if they urgently need money to save their lives in the next three to five months? If they really run into someone tough, the manager has a way. Eh, I am speechless. Now you know why there are reports from time to time on the internet about depositors' savings disappearing into thin air, right? And after calling the police, it is directly defined as a personal act. If the common people don't want to accept their bad luck, they can only appeal, and then what awaits them is either "picking quarrels and provoking trouble" or becoming permanent petitioners, being "stabilized." It really is: there is nothing we can't imagine, only things the Communist Party can't do. That is so right.

In April this year, the media broke the news of a bank theft case in Jilin Province. Two depositors deposited a massive sum totaling 18 million RMB into the Fuyu Huimin Village Bank in Jilin, only for their deposits to mysteriously vanish. Eighteen million RMB, gone just like that. Investigations revealed that a bank employee had taken advantage of their position to forge depositors' signatures, report the passbooks lost, issue replacement cards, and abscond with the funds to play the stock market—playing the stock market! The latest news is that the depositor with 10 million RMB got their money back, but for the 8 million RMB, the bank has yet to provide any clear explanation. Understood: the 8 million RMB owner lacks social connections and got played by the bank like a thug. You say these leeks, these soft underbellies, put their money in a bank of the Chinese Communist Party—isn't that purely walking right up to the door and asking to be slaughtered? Netizens outside the Great Firewall dropped their jaws in disbelief, exclaiming one after another that banks in the CCP's country are too terrifying; even going against the tide isn't like this, it's basically a fraud syndicate. The Party says: Who is a fraud syndicate? We are a rule-of-law society, no laughing allowed! Director Zhou of the Legislative Affairs Office says: You put your money in a bank of a rule-of-law society, I find it funny myself. I don't find it funny, I want to cry.

Speaking of which, the CCP is deeply mired in the

On the evening of June 19, the involved journalist Wang Wenzhi—the guy who personally used adult diapers to test the poison—published a long, hard-hitting counterattack. He also made public an audio recording of expert Yu Zhaoyan admitting under pressure that he was forced to change his statement. Listen up, it's solid proof. Even when experts make a televised confession, they still have some bottom line in private. Now let's see how these unscrupulous businessmen try to quibble. After the recording was exposed, public opinion experienced a second twist, and parents are probably going crazy. On June 21, the third round of clashes between the two sides took place: the involved enterprise officially released a public report continuing to deny any problems with its products. Wang Wenzhi published another long article in the evening denying he fabricated data, pointing out that the enterprise's submitted samples were "self-directed and self-acted," and called for the establishment of a national-level investigation team. Then on June 22, "The truth of the diaper incident cannot be drowned out by saliva" surged to the top of Weibo trending searches. You can't paper over a fire; it's time to let the sharp-eyed masses judge the matter. Parents left messages one after another: we don't care about twists and turns, we only care about which brands of diapers actually have no formamide. Children are the bottom line; zero tolerance, you must give us an explanation. Can you give children a healthy and good growing environment before you urge young people to have children? So, is there a result now? There is a result, but the official conclusion is slow to come out. Parents with ability are all rushing to Hong Kong to stock up on diapers. Zhang Weiwei said, this is China.

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