Female Warrior Crashes Plane into Beijing's Tallest Building — Did Air Defense Give the Green Light? Xi Jinping Hides in a Bunker; CCP Military Chiefs Collectively Locked Up in a "Concentration Camp" for Ten Weeks, Everyone Must Pass! Chen Yixin's Anti-Espionage Effort Becomes an International Joke! (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1669 / 2026/06/26)

The video primarily reports on a light aircraft collision with the China Zun building in Beijing, raising questions about Beijing's air defense and high-rise security. It also discusses the ten-week intensive retraining of senior military officials at the National Defense University. Additionally, it satirizes the Ministry of State Security's recent absurd claims about spy activity hidden in online pop-up windows.

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This is a major incident, Liu Zhuo! Something big has happened in Beijing, as it always does, but this time it's different. The 'Emperor of Incomplete Projects,' Xi Jinping, heard the news and dropped his pot lid with a clang, smashing his own foot. A plane has crashed into China Zun, Beijing's tallest building at 528 meters. Old Xi was intermittently scared to tears and showed signs of a mild stroke. Why another stroke? The problem isn't the stroke itself, but the refusal to treat it! Instead, he's ignoring everything, burying his head in a bunker, refusing to come out no matter who pulls. He's wet his pants again. If it didn't hit China Zun, it didn't hit 'one Zun,' why be so terrified? This is truly speaking from a position of privilege, not understanding the struggles of others. Old Xi will surely ponder this: China Zun, Beijing's tallest building, 'one Zun,' Beijing's highest-ranking cadres, 'one Zun.' The timing is too precise, a message from above. Look at this, it's a miniature 9/11! I must admit, your ability to scare the General Secretary is just like that of Xi Dada's attendants. What does it mean? The attendant told him, industry insiders say the small plane that hit China Zun weighed exactly 200 jin. Well, that's a nice bit of flattery for Baozi! So Old Xi calculated: the real target of the 200 jin plane must be me, the 'one Zun' who can carry 200 jin of wheat up a mountain. 200 jin versus 200 jin, a face-to-face encounter, everything is in chaos. The scouts brought one piece of news, then another, confusing Old Xi. He changed his long johns several times. Is he still wearing long johns? Isn't it hot? Well, the bunker is damp and cold, gotta take care of his legs, lest they cramp. All this news made Old Xi dizzy, bewildered, and confused. Why keep watching when you're scared? Then, clang! The attendant posted something online from a ladder. He handed his phone to the General Secretary, who finally saw the message he'd been longing for. Then he closed his eyes in satisfaction. Ah, he didn't die! No, he almost closed his eyes in dissatisfaction, gasping for air. This person saw a conversation thread: 'The target of the Beijing small plane was 200 jin, but it hit the China Zun building midway.' Someone replied below, 'Did it make a wrong turn and navigate to Zhongnanhai?' Done. The mild stroke turned into a severe cerebral infarction. The change you mentioned occurred after General Secretary Xi read the following post. Also, a mysterious person commented: 'No one truly knows the full story, BUT, we can observe which Standing Committee member benefited.' Alright, alright, stop beating the seven dwarfs, spare Cai Qi and Li Qiang.

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This Beijing aerial Xianzhong attack case, quickly! On June 26, 2026, the Tonghang B-12PP aircraft, under the command of pilot member Liu Junhua, took off for a solo flight in the airspace. At 5:30 PM, it departed from Shifosi Airport. After a circling flight, it flew in a straight line. Following an incredible deviation, it crashed into the 83rd floor of China Zun. Note that China Zun, also known as CITIC Plaza, is the headquarters of China International Trust and Investment Corporation. It is not only the tallest building in Beijing but also occupies a prominent position on East Chang'an Avenue, adjacent to the CCTV headquarters and only three kilometers from Zhongnanhai. It's too close, a super core area, extremely sensitive. Crucially, the weather in Beijing was good with high visibility on the day of the incident, yet the small plane's speed upon impact with the building was more than double the normal speed. All signs indicate a very high probability of intentional collision, with a low possibility of accidental impact. Therefore, the Beijing Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Government were in a panic. A large number of police forces were urgently dispatched to the scene, traffic on surrounding roads was controlled, and dozens of police and fire trucks were stationed at the site. Additionally, Beijing implemented air traffic control, causing significant delays for many flights at Beijing Capital International Airport. The internet blockade was even tighter. Apart from some initial posts and video footage that leaked out, information about the crash incident was quickly deleted from Chinese social media platforms across the entire network. Netizens within the Great Firewall said that all videos related to this incident within China have now disappeared and have all been taken down. The question is, even if someone wanted to carry out a plane attack, what were the air traffic controllers doing? They can intercept a drone within seconds of it taking off, yet a piloted aircraft could fly in as if it were in its own territory. This hits Xi Jinping's most painful spot. As Toronto Fang Lian mentioned, 9/11 happened because the US wasn't well-prepared at the time. Beijing, under Xi Jinping, is like an iron bucket, boasting impenetrable defenses and high-level security. Now, it seems Beijing's security is just for show, useless except for tormenting the common people. It's equivalent to telling the world that Beijing's airspace has become an area that can be entered at will. Netizens have speculated that it was discovered immediately, BUT they dared not shoot it down. Perhaps it was because Baozi was making a secret, incognito visit by air, and his movements are kept confidential, so they could only let it fly freely. If that were the case, Xi Jinping might feel slightly better. What's truly worrying is if there was collusion within air traffic control, intentionally allowing it to pass. That would be a disaster. Xi Jinping was completely stunned that the aircraft managed to breach Beijing's three-tiered air defense system. His only hope now is that the pilot was motivated by personal grievances, and that the target was a certain executive at CITIC Group, not Xi himself. Baozi is terrified. It's estimated that Cai Qi and his team's sole task now is to concoct a plausible story to cover this up. In fact, they have already started spreading rumors overseas. For example, the 83rd floor of CITIC Plaza, which was hit, is the headquarters of CITIC Securities. And a CITIC employee named Liu Junhua, who shares the same name as the pilot, is a high-ranking executive at CITIC Bank, earning a sky-high annual salary. If it was indeed her piloting the plane that hit China Zun, then no one knows the true meaning behind it. She might be someone who has been planning for a decade, learning to fly for revenge. If this is the case, how deep are the underlying conflicts, and how much of it is related to the secondary conflicts caused by the current economic collapse? In any case, the previous deliberate crash by the China Eastern Airlines captain was thoroughly investigated and found to be caused by the CCP's distorted workplace culture, opaque promotion systems, retaliation, and suppression of human nature. Of course, this assumes the pilot was indeed that employee. In reality, it's possible she wasn't, and that's what Xi fears the most. All things considered, Xi's communist fatherland, Russia, the capital of Moscow, is experiencing explosions and fires everywhere, caused by Ukrainian drones. The plane crashing into the building in Beijing gives a sense of shared misfortune. This reminds us of something: the aircraft that hit China Zun, which the CCP has always boasted about as the

Speaking of which, the speed at which Xi Jinping is reversing course is truly remarkable. Recently, he stepped on the gas pedal and, in one fell swoop, kicked the high-and-mighty, overbearing, and pampered military bigwigs back to the recruit training camp. The CCP military leaders are now undergoing a grand rectification and training session focused on loyalty. On June 24th, the CCP's military newspaper suddenly published a

Since Chen Yixin, a henchman of Xi Jinping, took office as the Minister of State Security of the CCP in 2023, the mysterious MSS has been increasingly frequent in showing its presence and flexing its muscles. It seems eager to incorporate all aspects of people's daily lives into the scope of state security. It particularly likes to use the concept of

The most crucial point, which I didn't mention earlier, is that such model citizens are not allowed to lie flat. They must also appear full of fighting spirit, firmly believing that struggle is happiness. As for happiness, I can't even fake it, let alone pretend. The belief that 'struggle is happiness' must come from the heart, naturally and without any trace of performance, appearing utterly naive and innocent. Such model citizens can only be found in a mental hospital. Alright, let's listen to the AI's final summary. Based on the above requirements, the ultimate image of this perfect good citizen is someone who doesn't have a phone, doesn't socialize, doesn't work, doesn't go out, doesn't entertain themselves, doesn't keep pets, doesn't grow plants, yet always maintains high spirits and has no distracting thoughts. Not working and not going out while maintaining high spirits – are you sure this describes a person? The AI states it refuses to answer, adding only one point: it suggests this citizen should also not use AI, because generative artificial intelligence has also been listed by the Ministry of State Security as a tool that could be exploited by foreign forces. The AI's final blow directly nullified its own answer, consuming itself. Netizens were completely bewildered. If that's the case, wouldn't the safest communication tool be carrier pigeons? A timid question: what if the carrier pigeon is sent by foreign forces? Finally, I understand why the movie "Catching Spies" bombed at the box office. It has nothing to do with Han Hong's