從酒託女到黨國騙局：男人的慾望與陷阱
黨國無處不坑人，說好聊聊酒託女。
這個行業以前很火，現在不知如何，畢竟我跟她們也只有過兩次“緣份”，一次重慶，一次麗江，前者是無意中招隨即又被我反噬，後者則是與兄弟主動招惹調戲。麗江那裡，精蟲上腦的小夥子很容易中招，我會講講為何。
酒託女其實大多姿色平平，但小夥子們血氣方剛，被會打扮會撒嬌的女生撩一撩，又有幾人不上頭，不能怪他們。
重慶那次，線上認識，聊得還挺愉快，便約吃飯。我當年也是毛頭小子，哪裡想得到酒託這種套路。
但是見面那一霎那，感覺就不太好，不是因為長相，當然P過的照片還是比真人好點。
我這人，嗅覺很敏銳，一個人的才情秉性，優點弱點危險度……面一下就能嗅出個七八分來。說句題外話，不知有沒有兄弟有那種經驗：一個女生跟你會不會有故事，見第一眼就能預感，因為會出現某種觸電般的“過載”現象，也就是大腦突然短路僵住了，耗時大概0.5秒。
說回見此女，第一眼，感覺就不太好，後面果然被她帶入某個位置不怎麼樣，裝修也不怎麼樣的地方。
才上了個果盤，此女就要點紅酒，也不給我看看就直接喊人來點了。我想著喝點酒也沒什麼，結果酒上來開了瓶，沒隔幾秒，飯還沒吃，服務員就先來收賬了，好傢伙，普普通通一瓶紅酒，居然收我……具體金額忘了，大概人民幣兩千左右吧。
我頓時明白被酒託了。
身上沒那麼多現金，默默刷了卡，繼續吃了點，找了個藉口溜到外面，守在門口，然後掏出手機報了警。有的兄弟可能報警說疑似被酒託宰，警察會懶得理，你可以說被人敲詐勒索搶了錢，對方還沒走，警察來了就能抓到人立到功……這會讓警察的動力更足些。
警察來後，面對面，我陳述過程中就隨意提了句報警時沒說的話——你們市局國保總隊X警官和我挺熟的……國保什麼單位，這些派出所老油條能不清楚？立刻正了臉色，進去把事辦了……反正，錢肯定是得吐出來了。
再來說說雲南麗江。
一提起麗江，除了風景，還有什麼被人津津樂道？自然是豔遇了。
很多人跑過去，就是衝著它浪漫的名頭，想著就算沒邂逅到真愛，滾個一夜情床單也是好的。
我猜絕大多數人都沒如願吧，很多人還被坑了？
我上面講年輕小夥去了麗江，到古城之類的地方玩，很容易中招，為什麼？提一點就懂了。
到了那裡，開啟微信，搜一搜搖一搖附近的人，沒有經驗的你是不是震驚了？是不是看到好多好多美女從未如此密集的出現在列表上，觸手可及隨時可聊？
是不是瞬間血壓就高了？
好啊，麗江古城，浪漫之都，名不虛傳，就在你腦補各種浪漫劇情時，許多人正在被宰，而你，很可能就在下一批，因為她們基本都是酒託。
現在也許不一樣了？反正十年前是這樣。
當時我很快就反應過來這些人是酒託。但是當時帶著兄弟長途自駕，一路上兩個男人有多無聊你們也可以想象，兄弟打算調戲下酒託，我覺得也無不可。
於是很快便約了兩個女生。
如果不在乎約的是誰，約女生在麗江古城確實很容易。當時的酒吧街，雖然不知道多少店家參與了酒託宰客的勾當，但你們約了女生，就一定要自己定地方，不要讓女生選，因為她們不會選，只會帶你們去早就設好伏的黑店。
特別是在你明知約的極可能是酒託女的情況下。
落了座，對面兩個女生倒是嘰嘰喳喳正常的聊起天來，她們這些專業人士，聊天還是蠻會聊的，只不過聊著聊著狐狸尾巴就會露出來，就會說這裡吃完我們等會兒再去另一家特別好吃好玩的吧……
本來這個博弈的過程會很有意思，不過同行的那個兄弟實在是太嚴肅認真如臨大敵了，說好的調戲呢？怎麼突然就板起臉來不苟言笑了呢？還說我們兄弟沒什麼錢，只能吃XX預算範圍以內的……搞得我略尷尬，也只能附和道兄弟說得沒錯～
這麼幾輪硬梆梆的對話甩出去，對面就是傻子也懂了這把很難得手，人小哥提防著她們吶。
時間就是金錢，良宵難得，不能把機會浪費在我們身上，於是人家稍作客套便匆匆告辭了……得，就這麼虎頭蛇尾的結束了，走吧兄弟，我請你去露臺喝酒吃魚，坐在一堆俊男美女中間聊黨國醜事，噁心噁心他們……
說真的烤魚倒是不錯，現在想起還有所回味～
男人吶，實在是太容易栽在女生手裡了，如果心動上頭，那就認命吧，老天刻在基因裡的東西比刻在骨頭裡的深的多，特別是年輕人，精力旺盛，看到美女露個肩膀就能胡思亂想半天。
只有人老了，沒什麼情慾性慾了，才不容易因男女之事破了大防。
一個政治家走向成熟的過程，某種程度上與其情慾性慾的多寡恰成反比。
所以老成持國多少有點道理在。
但，
沒了男歡女愛，人生不無聊嗎？
The Party-State’s Endless Traps: Let’s Talk About Bar Scammers
Translated by ChatGPT
This industry used to be quite popular. I’m not sure about now, as my only encounters with them happened twice—once in Chongqing and once in Lijiang. The former was accidental, and I managed to turn the tables; the latter was a deliberate tease with a friend. Lijiang, in particular, is a place where lust-driven young men easily fall prey. I’ll explain why.
Bar scammers are usually not extraordinarily beautiful. However, young men, driven by hormones, can easily fall for women who know how to dress up and act coquettish. You can hardly blame them.
In Chongqing, I met one online. We had a pleasant chat, so we agreed to meet for dinner. Back then, I was just a naive young man with no idea of bar scams.
But the moment I saw her, something felt off—not because of her looks, though her real appearance was naturally less attractive than her heavily edited photos.
I’m the kind of person with a sharp sense of intuition. In just one glance, I can sniff out someone’s personality, strengths, weaknesses, and potential danger. By the way, has anyone else experienced that electrifying feeling when meeting someone for the first time and instantly sensing there’s a story between you?
Anyway, back to the woman. My first impression wasn’t good. Soon, she led me to a poorly decorated spot.
As soon as we sat down, she ordered red wine without showing me the menu. I thought having a drink wouldn’t hurt, but when the wine came, the bill followed. A bottle of ordinary red wine was billed at around 2,000 yuan ($280).
That’s when I realized I’d been scammed.
I didn’t have enough cash, so I quietly paid with my card, ate a little, and then excused myself to step outside. Standing at the entrance, I called the police. Some might say reporting a bar scam wouldn’t get much attention. But if you frame it as extortion or robbery, and mention that the culprits are still on-site, the police might be more motivated to act.
When the officers arrived, I casually mentioned a connection to a high-ranking national security official. Instantly, their demeanor changed, and they resolved the matter quickly. Needless to say, I got my money back.
Now, let’s talk about Lijiang, Yunnan.
Lijiang is famous for more than its scenic views; it’s also known for its romantic allure.
Many people go there hoping for a romantic encounter or, at least, a one-night stand.
I’d guess most leave disappointed—or worse, scammed.
Young men visiting Lijiang are especially vulnerable. Why? Let me explain.
When you’re there, open WeChat and use the “Nearby People” feature. If you’re inexperienced, you’ll be shocked to see a flood of attractive women in the list, seemingly just a chat away.
Excited, your mind races with romantic fantasies. But while you’re daydreaming, many are getting scammed—and you could be next because most of them are bar scammers.
Things might be different now, but this was the situation a decade ago.
At the time, I quickly realized the women I contacted were likely scammers. But since I was on a road trip with a friend, and we were bored, we decided to tease them.
We soon arranged to meet two women.
If you’re not picky, it’s easy to arrange dates in Lijiang. However, you must always choose the meeting spot yourself, especially if you suspect they might be scammers. Otherwise, they’ll take you to a predetermined trap.
At the bar, the two women chatted away, trying to keep things light and engaging. However, their true intentions started to show when they suggested we visit another “amazing” place after finishing here.
What should have been an amusing game of cat and mouse turned awkward because my friend took it too seriously. He firmly declared we were on a budget, effectively shutting down their attempts to escalate the scam.
Even the most oblivious scammers would sense the futility of the situation at that point. They made some polite excuses and left quickly.
And so, our night ended on an anticlimactic note. We left the bar, and I treated my friend to some grilled fish and drinks on a rooftop, surrounded by good-looking strangers as we chatted about the Party-State’s misdeeds to kill time.
The grilled fish was quite good, by the way—still memorable to this day.
Men are just too easily swayed by women. If emotions and desires take over, it’s hard to resist. For young men, full of vigor, a glimpse of a woman’s shoulder can fuel endless fantasies.
It’s only when we grow old and lose interest in such pursuits that we become less vulnerable.
The maturity of a politician is often inversely proportional to their libido.
Still, without romance and passion, wouldn’t life be dull?