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Did Yanzi Huang Le actually grab hold of Jensen Huang's weak spot, with the affair script written long ago? Trouble in Xi Jinping's hometown: A Shaanxi man drives an excavator to demolish a government building, carrying a gas tank to find the Party Secretary, triggering a butterfly effect! (Old Beijing Teahouse / Episode 1799 / 2026/11/09)

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The main content of this episode consists of two parts: First, a man drove an excavator to forcibly demolish the government affairs service center building in Fengdong New City, Xixian New Area, Shaanxi, which sparked widespread attention and discussion; second, NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang issued a public apology letter and faced investigations by the US Congress and Board of Directors due to being embroiled in intelligence and romantic scandals involving Chinese Communist Party spy Le Huang.

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Red horse and red sheep, impossible to guard against, it is finally the turn of the Chinese Communist Party government to be forcibly demolished. No, what did you say? The government building was forcibly demolished? Ah, fulfilling two dreams of many men all at once, 1. demolish the government building

Driving an excavator. Oh my god, waking up to find the world turned upside down and everything changed. Today, at noon on November 9, 2026, Beijing time, a man in Shaanxi drove an excavator, charged into Fengdong New City in Xixian New Area, Shaanxi, and demolished the local government's administrative service center. Truly, live footage shows that as the man forcefully demolished the building, government staff fled the building in panic, running around like ants on a hot pan with their minds completely blank and helpless, utterly dumbfounded. In the land of miracles, no one has ever been seen daring to demolish a government building, but we've seen it now. But we only saw this true hero driving the excavator acting as if there were no one else around in front of the building, systematically dismantling the main building's entrance canopy, signboard, main facade exterior stone cladding, building connector glass curtain wall, auxiliary building exterior facade stone cladding, main entrance steps, and so on, one by one, calm and collected, with great method. One man forcefully demolishing, ten thousand men unable to stop him. Hu Xijin didn't even know how to spin this, holding back for a long time only to squeeze out a sentence that currently the official response is pending, whether this act was planned demolition or intentional vandalism—this fig leaf completely covers the Party Mum's big face tightly, provided the Chinese Communist Party has a face. Of course, since there was only one excavator and one true hero, and the demolition process lasted only an hour while the administrative service center building was overly gigantic, this project only demolished parts of the main facade exterior, entrance, gate, canopy, and steps before being forcibly stopped and halted by a swarm of police and armed police officers. What a pity. After SWAT vehicles tore into the administrative service center courtyard with heart-wrenching wails, police and armed police quickly set up cordon lines at the scene, with a massive number of police officers, police cars, and armed SWAT attempting to stop more warriors from approaching. I reckon they were afraid citizens would rush in to applaud, cheer, and celebrate the demolition, cheering for the destruction of this cannibalistic fake regime. On the evening of the 9th, the excavator involved in the demolition incident was towed away by the police. Netizens in the comment section exclaimed one after another that this is the most important excavator of the past decade, that the hero's excavator belongs in a museum, and that one small step for the excavator driver is a giant leap for human engineering. Saluting the hero, historically dubbed as having such strong epoch-making significance that the local party, government, and military were all scared shitless. On November 9, after the administrative service hall was forcibly demolished by an excavator, multiple workers were urgently summoned to the scene for emergency repair work. Netizens reminded everyone in the comment section to remember to get paid before working, otherwise if it's repaired without payment, they'll have to go through the trouble of tearing it down again. Meanwhile, nearby roads were blocked by a massive police force, forbidding people and vehicles from entering, with black-clad police and crowds lingering around the entrance in groups. You tell me, isn't this lifting a rock only to drop it on one's own feet, serving them right? In the end, after repeatedly watching the live footage N times, onlookers all expressed that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and other Shaanxi true heroes still need to continue striving—continue, may the sparks of this revolution start a prairie fire. Even the Chinese Communist Party official media Beijing Youth Daily couldn't keep a straight face, subtly expressing tribute to the warrior by saying that on November 9, someone in Xixian New Area, Shaanxi drove an excavator to crush a building, and eyewitnesses said the driver operated the excavator to protect the safety of others and stop them from getting close, not wanting to harm the innocent—how kind. Center staff said that during the incident they cooperated with the driver to urgently evacuate the crowd, and regrettably, the driver was eventually detained by the police. Alas, a good boxer cannot defeat four hands, and a good tiger cannot fight off a pack of wolves; there were just too many black-skin police. A man in Shaanxi stated that no matter how many rats there are, aren't they just feeding the cat? Such big talk, not an ordinary warrior. Rumor has it that after the incident, a plot circulated in local chat groups with specific details. Locals said five vehicles of SWAT failed to fully control the situation, and this guy drove the excavator to dig up the Fengdong administrative hall before heading straight for the Party Secretary. Ah, the government building was so scared it instantly issued a notice suspending work and closing down. He had already rushed to the Secretary's administrative building, hugging a gas tank while searching everywhere inside for people. Could this be the Shaanxi hero Yang Jia of the new era? Locals also said it wasn't that Yang Jia was ruthless, but that the Party officials were too cruel; the management committee staff had their salaries, performance bonuses, and subsidies paid out in full without missing a single cent over the past few months, and bonuses didn't stop either, yet the state-owned enterprises and engineering payments below were delayed for two years without giving a single cent, which is utterly wicked. Why didn't they pay when the financial treasury had money? If the treasury had no money, why did they trick people into working for them for free? It is said that the elderly and children of the contractor's family went to the hall every day to demand money, leaving Xixian administration with a mountain of bad debts. The warrior was one of the victims, and being pushed to the limit, he directly dug up the building to find the Secretary. This guy is too heroic, what can I say? This is called a Guanzhong hero, golden quotes came pouring out. No wonder Qin Shihuang was able to unify the six states using Qin soldiers; Shaanxi land still produces fierce generals, absolutely a ruthless figure.

Without further ado, who is this person? So far, there are two versions circulating online regarding the identity of the man in Shaanxi. One version is that for the project at the Shaanxi Free Trade Zone Xixian New Area Fengdong New Town Government Service Center, the construction contractor's payment was in arrears, involving an amount as high as 20 million RMB—not a small sum. The boss, along with workers, had been demanding an explanation at the entrance for 15 consecutive days, but the relevant units refused to let them in and kept delaying the payment. This is too cold-blooded. Seeing no way to collect the debt, the construction boss got angry, brought in an excavator, and demolished the construction materials on-site, taking the matter to a new level. Kudos to him. No wonder netizens say that the Chinese people have finally learned how to express protest. If you just hold a banner at the government gate, you could stand there for a day and no one would pay attention to you. Now, this young man's approach is the right one. Once people start imitating this, it is only a matter of time before local CCP governments are impacted, and Xi Jinping is going to have trouble. Another version is that Mr. Hu, who witnessed the whole process on-site, said the driver is in his thirties and is from Nantian Village, Doumen Street, Fengdong New Town. The government owes money to the locals and won't pay it; the entire Fengdong New Town owes more than 3 billion RMB, and every household is owed an average of several hundred thousand in relocation compensation. Insiders say that the Xixian Group stopped paying salaries back in 2024. The urban investment company over-developed, violating market laws, and now with housing prices falling, they are in a mountain of debt and simply cannot pay it back. The problem is that the government buildings are so magnificent and imposing, yet the construction projects to resettle the villagers have become unfinished eyesores. The Communist Party is too corrupt. Fengdong New Town started demolition 10 years ago, and to this day, there is no relocation, no housing provided, and no transition fees. Many villagers have been drifting outside for these ten years, unable to survive. A villager drove an excavator in and demolished the Communist bandit's lair. Once those with nothing to lose are no longer afraid of those who have everything, the Party will be in trouble. Even the security guards were afraid of death and no one dared to stop him. If they could just get by, who would want to do something like this? It was a desperate move. At this point, there is a debt to be collected and a culprit to blame; he didn't hurt any innocent people. Mr. Hu said that given the current situation, many young people in their thirties are still single, without wives or children. In another five or ten years, their parents will be gone, and they won't be able to find jobs. By then, the probability of such desperate acts will be even higher. Let's have an emergency poll: Tea friends, do you approve of the Shaanxi man's act of forcibly demolishing the government building? Here are the options: 1. Disapprove, it's meaningless; 2. Understand but disapprove; 3. Approve with both hands and feet; 4. Approve of opposing the CCP, but one must also protect oneself. Quickly type your number in the comments section.

By the way, just yesterday, November 8, 2026, Eastern Time, Jensen Huang, CEO of the American chip giant NVIDIA, suddenly issued an official, personal statement admitting to his employees that he had been unfaithful to his wife, and apologized to his wife, family, and company colleagues. It was an open letter that shocked NVIDIA and the entire AI world. The content is as follows: To my colleagues at NVIDIA, I owe my family and all of you an apology. I have been unfaithful to my wife, and my actions have hurt her and our children. I have no excuses, and I am deeply sorry. I am willing to take full responsibility for my actions and accept criticism. Regarding the national security concerns raised by recent news reports, the NVIDIA board of directors has initiated an independent investigation. I support this investigation and will cooperate fully. I love our country and I love our company. I am committed to protecting NVIDIA and supporting the national security of the United States. As an American, I feel deep pride and gratitude. My family should not bear any responsibility for my choices; the responsibility is mine. Please respect their privacy. Signed, Jensen Huang. Sigh, this is truly a case of one misstep leading to eternal regret; looking back, he is no longer a faithful man. Being unfaithful to his wife—this is truly jaw-dropping. The key is that just ten days ago, on October 29, The New York Times publicly disclosed for the first time that U.S. intelligence agencies determined that Huang Le, who has a close relationship with Jensen Huang, had been passing intelligence to Beijing. At that time, Jensen Huang swore to Bloomberg that his interactions with Huang Le were completely normal, with no abnormal client dealings and nothing inappropriate. That was it; NVIDIA officials also said at the time that Mr. Jensen Huang hosts thousands of NVIDIA partner executives every year, and you all are overthinking it. So, ten days later, old Huang has slapped himself in the face, causing his NVIDIA stock to take a straight dive, stunning the whole world. I estimate that Jensen Huang never expected that the mainland swallow spy who seduced him, his fellow clansman Huang Le, was documenting evidence while working, especially showing off the evidence of their intimacy in a high-profile way—how frustrating. The love-struck student Jensen Huang said, "Why didn't I see it at the time? I thought that was just her work habit. I just thought it was the spark of love."

Let's briefly sort out the timeline of the key events. In early June 2024, during COMPUTEX in Taipei, Huang Le, who claimed to be an executive at Singapore's Megaspeed, attended a high-end cocktail party with several Asian tech executives at a bar overlooking the city. A tech executive present recalled to The New York Times that Huang Le boasted, 'Everyone, I can make a phone call and have NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang come over. Do you believe me?' It was a bold claim. The crowd was amazed, and after Ms. Huang made a call, Jensen Huang soon appeared in his signature black leather jacket, greeting everyone joyfully, drinking whiskey, and posing for photos. Being able to summon him at will showed their relationship was exceptionally close. To document this glorious moment, photos of the party quickly appeared on social media accounts like LinkedIn, and 'Swallow' Huang began her work records. Around the same month, Megaspeed began purchasing large quantities of NVIDIA chips; this was the earliest confirmed appearance together in public reports. As for what previous experiences gave Huang Le such confidence that Jensen Huang would definitely show up with one call, and when exactly they first met, remains a complete mystery, which I will continue to discuss later. From June 2024 to February 2026, Megaspeed's Malaysian affiliate purchased at least $4.8 billion worth of AI equipment containing NVIDIA GPUs, totaling over 34 billion RMB. Due to the massive amount, the company's background, and the possibility that the equipment might serve Chinese clients, the U.S. side grew suspicious and launched an investigation. NVIDIA later emphasized that it had conducted a comprehensive review and confirmed there was no illegal transshipment. In 2025, according to media reports, Huang Le facilitated another purchase of approximately $2 billion worth of GPUs by Megaspeed from NVIDIA. As a white glove for the AI industry, they began frantically procuring NVIDIA's high-end products through circuitous routes, providing a continuous blood transfusion to the powerful motherland behind them. In May 2025, Jensen Huang visited Taiwan again. During a business dinner at the San Liu Shi Fu restaurant in Taipei, multiple Taiwanese media outlets captured Huang Le and Jensen Huang chatting with their arms around each other, interacting closely, and even captured footage of Huang Le kissing Jensen Huang on the cheek—the cringeworthy display was no longer hidden. After the dinner, when Jensen Huang was interviewed by reporters, Huang Le stood behind him, and the two left together with their entourage. These news items, photos, and videos were exposed again at a high frequency as Jensen Huang became embroiled in the suspicion of the CCP spy Huang Le, becoming the focus of public opinion. This spring, U.S. Secretary of State Rubio oversaw the drafting of a highly classified memorandum detailing how Huang Le was recruited by the CCP's state security (MSS) to target Jensen Huang for the purpose of collecting and stealing U.S. high-tech information. The intelligence stated that Beijing's goal was to further understand U.S. AI chips and influence NVIDIA to accelerate the provision of the most advanced chips to China. In fact, the U.S. intelligence community believes that Jensen Huang and Huang Le have already developed a romantic relationship, and this intelligence was shared with a small number of senior government officials before Trump's visit to Beijing. Fast forward to late October, within two days on the 29th and 30th, major U.S. media outlets, The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal, suddenly issued consecutive reports questioning whether the ambiguous relationship between the two Huangs was under investigation by U.S. intelligence agencies. On October 31, multiple reports further pointed out that Huang Le might have ties to CCP intelligence agencies. By November 5, the U.S. Congress took action; the House Foreign Affairs Committee, the Select Committee on the CCP, and the Intelligence Committee jointly sent a letter to Jensen Huang, stating that the related reports raised significant U.S. national security concerns and demanded that Jensen Huang attend a closed-door briefing on November 18 to explain his interactions with Huang Le and NVIDIA's security mechanisms to Congress. On November 8, Jensen Huang issued an internal apology letter, formally apologizing to all employees, his wife of 41 years, and his children. On the same day, NVIDIA's board of directors announced the launch of an independent investigation into whether Jensen Huang might have become a target of foreign intelligence activities, and Jensen Huang will continue to serve as CEO during the investigation. Meanwhile, the mysterious female lead and alleged CCP spy Huang Le, who has gone into hiding, has become the target of deep digging by all media.

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They say you should fear bad people more than bad luck; high voltage ahead, there are bad people. Hu Xijin, the official bootlicker for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) and former editor-in-chief of the Global Times, decided to stop licking boots and instead opened his mouth, completely confirming the CCP's honeytrap swallow, Huang Le. Didn't that lick catch everyone off guard? Just as the CCP's beautiful female spy Huang Le used a chain of stratagems to ensnare global AI tycoon Jensen Huang, performing a miraculous service for the Party—a sensational, dog-blood scandal that set the entire world, specifically planet Earth, abuzz—bootlicker Hu Xijin's eyes lit up. After spitting on his hands and rubbing them together in anticipation (how disgusting!), unable to hold himself back, Old Hu rolled up his sleeves and jumped right into the arena. The ill-fated Old Hu next door has started dropping a rock on Xi Jinping's foot. Hu Xijin began furiously scolding the US side for accusing Huang Le, who allegedly seduced Jensen Huang into straying, of being a CCP spy, offering himself as a counterexample: "I am a spy too, why didn't I seduce Jensen Huang?" Poof, is Old Hu sure he isn't insulting the swallow's looks? Old Hu hurriedly clarified: "Who told you to use AI to translate my inner thoughts? Look at my original words." Oh right, right, soul monologues don't count, give us the original words. Old Hu's original words were: Old Hu studied Russian, has an intelligence studies background, and majored in special operations, right. Old Hu continued: "As far as I know, the Chinese intelligence community never specifically uses honeytraps, never specifically uses honeytraps. We guard against honeytraps, BUT we never require female intelligence officers to achieve their mission objectives by going to bed with people. So I think—quick, someone hand me a giant basin, I'm going to vomit all over Old Hu." Have they no shame? Your Party is most skilled at and most fond of achieving mission objectives by going to bed with people, yet he dares to lie and deny it with a straight face. The main point isn't even that; the Cyberspace Administration of China's assessment of the effect is that it is an absolute ironclad rule that Old Hu turns black into white, speaks in reverse irony, does more harm than help, and makes things darker the more he tries to paint them. So with his explanation, he completely solidified Huang Le's identity as a CCP female spy. How deflating, Old Hu's identity as a US undercover agent is practically coming to light, which pissed off the female protagonist in question, Huang Le. Old Huang curled her lip: Old Huang, what gives you the right to steal my thunder? Isn't exposing my own identity awesome? Wait, why is everything so twisted today? If Huang Le is going to make a self-confession and proactively post her own spy evidence, that would be the Yellow Detachment of Women. Wait, the Red Detachment of Women isn't evidence, it's performance. Writer Cui Chenghao posted a shocking message: Huang Le was exposed for calling Jensen Huang her beloved. Huang Le (Alice Huang) dined with Jensen Huang and even solemnly reviewed the restaurant, referring to Jensen Huang as her beloved, using this term to express her admiration for Old Huang. Wait, really or fake? Unknown. According to the screenshot submitted by Cui Chenghao, an anonymous user added a caption to the photo of Huang Le and Jensen Huang enjoying a grand meal: "Had a pleasant meal here with my beloved, BUT now I've become the subject of global gossip, and I don't even know the price per person, but I'm willing to pay 100 million USD to undo having eaten this meal." Oh my god, was this written by Huang Le herself? Obviously a satirical troll, a meme, definitely a meme, verification complete. Anyway, Old Lao Cui said that after netizens dug up this bombshell, they rushed to book the exact same private room, the exact same table, and the exact same dishes. Huang Le recommended four dishes; some netizens called to check, and the final result was that they were fully booked for a month. Wait, let me savor this carefully. Why do I sense the psychological vibe of Wang Po selling melons and boasting about them? This person is craftier than a monkey, and netizens couldn't hold back—at a glance, it's just the restaurant doing its own marketing. The melon-eating onlookers are all busy eating melons; who has the time to go to a restaurant? Those who can't eat it want to chew on the skin, but they're not going to miss out on this wave.

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