Xi Jinping makes a fool of himself in Shanghai, scared shitless the whole time? A young warrior's video scolding Xi goes viral! Secret meeting at Yingtai, Xi tells Cai Qi, Wang Huning, and Li Shulei: Strike hard against Wang Qishan! (Old Beijing Teahouse/Episode 1686/2026/07/15)

This episode mainly discusses the strict security measures and public reactions triggered during Xi Jinping's trip to Shanghai to attend the artificial intelligence conference, analyzes a video of a young warrior fiercely denouncing the the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) regime, and reveals internal rumors of a secret meeting at Yingtai by Zhongnanhai's top leaders, claiming that Wang Qishan has been placed under secret investigation. At the same time, it reviews the current status of Qiao Xinxin, the founder of the movement to dismantle the Great Firewall.

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They say the General Secretary Steamed Bun might be late, BUT he is never absent. Look, here he comes. What is he talking about, so vague and incomprehensible? Let me tell you, that last sentence was a shocking declaration by a Little Pink in the mainland flood disaster-stricken area during Typhoon Bavi. What does it mean? Xi the Steamed Bun went to the disaster area to direct flood control and disaster relief. Which flood disaster area are you talking about? What other flood disaster area could it be? Guangxi, then Hebei, Chengde, Liaoning, and Shenyang. Wrong, completely and ridiculously wrong. You know too little about the power of Bavi; there are other places too. What are you talking about? In the past two weeks, even party media admitted that the worst-affected areas by floods include South China, East China, and Northeast China—they've all formed a chain. Ah, both sides of the strait and all three regions have fallen! More than that, Guangxi, Guangdong, Zhejiang, Fujian, Hubei, Hunan, Hebei, Shandong, Liaoning, Jilin, Heilongjiang, and even Jiangsu, Anhui, Sichuan, and other provinces and regions have all experienced urban waterlogging and rural flash floods. With so many places, if the Steamed Bun went to direct flood control and disaster relief in all of them, wouldn't he vomit blood from exhaustion? A Xi Office attendant stated that the General Secretary not only did not vomit blood, but also drank some blood—what a monster! Ah no, no, not blood, he drank some blood orange juice spiked with infant stem cells. Scared the shit out of this baby, well, pretty much. No, wasn't this for revolutionary work, needed for directing flood control and disaster relief? Almost forgot, where did the Steamed Bun go to direct flood control and disaster relief? The Big Pants News Lie Network Flesh Loudspeaker replied: Answer, Xi Jinping is inspecting Shanghai. Oh yeah, thanks, this is all what the General Secretary should do. Wait a minute, the Steamed Bun ran to Shanghai to direct flood control and disaster relief—ah, directing it so specifically, persistently asking what the people need, asking the people for plans, asking the people for results, doing a deep, detailed, and solid job in various urban renewal tasks, and continuously enhancing the residents' sense of gain, happiness, and security. Hey, stop, stop right there, have you no shame? So many places across the country are flooded and people are dying, and the Steamed Bun runs to Shanghai to disgust the people, I'm breaking down. No wonder—don't say you're breaking down, netizens' jaws are completely dropping. Wherever there is no flood and it's the safest, that's where he goes to inspect. Shanghai people had just rejoiced that there were no typhoons, and well, this brought something more destructive than a typhoon. Your prediction is more accurate than the weather forecast, really like this. There is an ancient poem as proof: A steamer of steamed buns returns alone, closing doors and shutters to hide the rustic gate. Ah pfft, same effect as The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Shanghai people hiding from the plague god, closing doors and windows, and even pulling the curtains. The General Secretary stated, strictly prohibit depriving me of my command achievements! What does that mean? Do Shanghai people have that kind of awareness, still closing doors and shutters? It was all personally commanded and personally deployed by me. This is dizzying, why would the Steamed Bun direct Shanghai people to close their windows? You don't know yet, from July 17 to 20, the General Secretary will go to Shanghai to attend the opening ceremony of the 2026 World Artificial Intelligence Conference and High-Level Conference on Global AI Governance. With such a grand event, we must be on guard against snipers, assassins, and sneak shots from hostile foreign forces. Oh crap, the Steamed Bun is going to Shanghai for a market fair, and Shanghai people's security hassle is about to descend. The momentum is not ordinary; several high-rises in Shanghai have already issued Window Closing Notices to owners. From now until the end of the conference, all windows facing the Yan'an West Road Elevated Road are strictly prohibited from opening. At the same time, no lingering, photographing, or posting to Moments is allowed. Important matters emphasized in red capital letters three times: close the windows tightly and lock them! Shanghai Changfeng Center and Longzhimeng Building all have to close their windows, even though they are miles away from the Shanghai World Expo Exhibition and Convention Center, just because they are next to the Yan'an West Road Elevated Road. And that's not all, a netizen submission said that because Xi Jinping is coming to Shanghai, the locality has completely suspended drone test flights, and there are restricted zones where roaming inside is not allowed. Nobody goes there, and there are large-scale road closure notices too. Roads, bridges, elevated roads, and various main traffic arteries are completely sealed off. I think the Steamed Bun has gone crazy, sealing up the metropolis of Shanghai, which boasts integration with the international community, into a cage. Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by foreigners? Even the attendants couldn't hold it in, thinking to themselves: You didn't cage power, and now power has caged you Shanghai leeks. Hey wait, what about Liu Junhua from Beijing who crashed his plane into China Zun? Shanghai people issue an invitation to you, come over quickly! The Shanghai Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Government's Little Drillwind stated: Our Party has long been prepared. From 0:00 on July 15 to 12:00 midnight on July 20, the entire city of Shanghai prohibits the release and flight of drones and other "low, slow, and small" aircraft. Even scientific research ones are not allowed. Please, Warrior Liu who has come from afar, you might as well just wash up and go to sleep. Shanghai people joyfully welcome the giant infant who disturbs the people Emperor. Why close the windows? Baby is scared. Why enforce road controls and ban drones? Baby is also scared again. The golden quote of National People's Congress representative Du Meishuang from the flower-drum opera echoes in my ears once more: Our Chairman Xi is truly too great. Chinese netizens witnessing this disgusting operation were completely speechless. A netizen even started frantically calling upon Li Ke-qiang: Ah, Li Ke-qiang, if you have a spirit in heaven, can you keep him in Shanghai forever? Three exclamation marks.

Xi the Steamed Bun (Xi Jinping) stated that no one should even think about making him step foot in a swimming pool; he doesn't want to die. A smile a day keeps the years away. New tea friends, please click [Subscribe] and the little bell to join the joyful journey of the teahouse. Let's look at the world from a different angle with the brothers and improve our mood. Subscribing is free; press the subscribe button to continuously harvest laughter. Alright, picking up where we left off, a netizen deliberately tried to scare Old Xi by publishing the scope of the road closures, which is equivalent to leaking Chairman Xi's itinerary. Isn't this leading the way for Taiwan's secret agents to assassinate him? This move by Shanghai is vicious; they want to borrow a knife to kill someone and seize the throne. The Steamed Bun (Xi Jinping) urgently sought an expert to quickly bring the 'Tui Bei Tu' (classic book of prophecy) to thoroughly check if there are any 'Hu' (Shanghai) generation names on the execution list. What do the Shanghai Municipal Committee and Municipal Government want? It is said that a member of the Municipal Committee even climbed over the Great Firewall to secretly 'like' that comment. It would be best if a typhoon swept back and caused the Steamed Bun's private plane to crash directly. The organizers of the World Artificial Intelligence Conference thought the same thing. The organizers thought to themselves, letting a mentally disabled person direct our artificial intelligence, wouldn't it all be directed into madness? Let us wait and see. Speaking of Xi the Steamed Bun's operations that are harming China, a young warrior could no longer stand it. High energy ahead, another one has arrived. Since ancient times, heroes have come from the youth; although young, his words are incisive and incredibly clear. He denounced Xi the Steamed Bun, saying that a primary school student who cannot do anything well is directing everything and even wants to direct the whole world. What qualifications do you, a foreign Western Marxist-Leninist party, have to represent China, represent the Chinese nation, and represent the people? What qualifications do you have to trample on the sovereignty of Taiwan and the Republic of China? We are patriotic, but we just don't love your party. Is he so daring to speak because he is outside the Great Firewall? Look here, tea friends, everyone move your fingers to give this young man a like. He is too brave, it's a must. This level of awareness is streets ahead of the CCP's brick-laying experts. I have to ask, is this warrior outside the Great Firewall? If he is inside, it is too dangerous. It is indeed dangerous inside the wall. Beijing independent film director Zhang Peng (Zhang Neixian) just said one sentence: 'A 105-year-old beast is still a beast,' and he was immediately handcuffed and taken away by the authorities. The black-skinned police in Beijing probably watched his talk shows and secretly enjoyed them, but this time they had no choice but to arrest him because of the task assigned from above. In fact, as long as one lives in the CCP's country and witnesses the strange situation of Xi the Steamed Bun accelerating in reverse for these 13 years, even the most confused person should wake up. For those who haven't, except for those who are deeply poisoned by brainwashing and are truly confused, the remaining half are all pretending to be asleep. Think about the high school students in Hubei yesterday who held up a giant banner opposing totalitarianism and demanding equality, and even questioned the school to its face: 'Don't you want to think about why people rebel every year?' The younger generation is truly awake. Let's conduct an emergency poll: Why do you think there are more and more young people inside the wall who are clear-headed and dare to speak out? Here are the options: 1. The CCP's corruption is so extreme that everyone knows it; 2. Young people can no longer see any hope; 3. The parents of young people may be victims of the CCP; 4. It is the fate of the times that the CCP should be destroyed. Quickly type the number in the comment section.

The sizzling secret talk of Emperor Steamed Bun at Yingtai in Zhongnanhai has just been released! Independent writer Wu Zuolai brings us a transmission straight from Zhongnanhai. It is said that before Wang Huning left for his visit to North Korea, Xi Jinping gathered Cai Qi, Wang Huning, and Li Shulei for a small gathering at Yingtai to issue instructions. Xi Jinping said, The current international and domestic situations are both good and not so good. What does that mean? The bad part of the international situation is that the president of Venezuela was captured, Cuba is about to face huge problems, and we might not be able to hold onto South America either—definitely cannot hold it. Russia is also failing, Iran might be destroyed, and the achievements we spent ten or twenty years building are now about to be ruined overnight. Isn't that entirely because of your accelerationism? Sigh, all these national leaders are a bunch of utter fools; if they just put in a tiny bit of effort, they wouldn't have lost so miserably. Mostly, we ran into a pig-headed commander. Now some people are spreading rumors that Trump's grandfather immigrated to the United States from Shandong to build railroads, saying what? His last name is Zhang—that soldier who had a bow around his waist and entered the palace through the back door. Cai Qi hurriedly tucked his bayonet back into his sleeve, while Wang Huning was so scared he kept pushing up his glasses. Lao Xi continued, I think it might not even be a rumor; this claim is extremely likely. He is just a fellow born to harm me! Case closed. BUT, he cannot harm me. Why? Because Ukraine needs post-war reconstruction, and both Russia and Iran will need post-war reconstruction. Trillions of dollars in engineering projects require our engineering teams and our migrant workers. Why does it have to be you guys? Because in those countries, females vastly outnumber males, and all the men died in battle, whereas our migrant workers are severely oversupplied. And not just migrant workers—guys over 35 with college degrees are all completely oversupplied. Exactly, so they are cheap! Not only can they go over there to make money, but they can also bring back local girls, stimulate our country's economy, increase our population, and get our bachelors matched up so they can have three children in one go! Haven't you heard? Don't be jealous, we must have confidence, and we will soon usher in a new period of development opportunities. Right now, there are massive floods all across the country; this is a vitally important opportunity for our Communist Party. Disasters make the nation prosperous once again; the ordinary people can just endure a bit more suffering. The Party and the government are still very poor, the state treasury has no surplus grain left, and we cannot rush it—if we rush, the grain warehouses will start catching fire again. He is familiar with this routine! Who is it? Unable to provide aid, uh, BUT, we have plenty of spiritual food! Short films showing aid as a mere show can be made by just spraying them with a water hose. We've shot a lot of those, and they must be broadcast to the public on a long-term basis. Shulei, your task is heavy. As long as you spin the propaganda well, the common people will still thank us. Li Shulei hurriedly nodded. Shulei, don't just nod; you should find some public hot-topic figures to divert attention away from the flood disaster. Do you have any countermeasures? Do you? Li Shulei stammered; a few plans had already been prepared. Catching celebrities for prostitution or drug use is not easy anymore—they are all very vigilant. Besides, we don't have the money to pull those stunts off either. Listen to what kind of nonsense this is! This time we might have to trot out famous writers and cultural celebrities. Right now we are getting people like Jiang Fangzhou and Jia Qianqian with their piss-and-shit style of writing to make a contribution to the Party. That is how it is—all checked as worm-like fraudsters. The General Secretary said with satisfaction, Right, find some hot-topic events to make everyone laugh a bit; we can't always look at catastrophic floods, burned factories, typhoons, and all sorts of messy things. It's even less appropriate to look too much at car crashes and stabbings. Is it okay to look more at plane crashes? Rejected! It would make our moderately prosperous society look even more chaotic than the United States. Our country's productive capacity is extremely powerful; as long as the ordinary people are industrious, brave, and willing to empty their wallets to the point of dying for consumption, we will surely restore the economy and revive our lives. I have the Four Confidences in this! Why not mention all eight? Wouldn't any amount get utterly shattered by reality? Uh, BUT, those who damage the image of the Party and the government—especially those who harm the prestige of the Party and state leaders, namely me—must be severely punished without leniency. Especially Peng Liyuan's cousin, Ma Xingrui! In this regard, Comrade Cai Qi has real muscle and dares to use the bayonet to see blood—absolutely see blood. Should we start seeing blood with your childhood buddy and die-hard king of hell, Wang Qishan? This guy is not honest and scaled the Great Firewall again, reading X posts. New Highlands helped us successfully leak the news. According to reliable sources, one week before Zhang Youxia and Liu Zhenli were arrested—that is, pushing back one week from January 19, 2026—Wang Qishan completely lost his freedom. After Zhang and Liu were arrested, Lao Xi—wait, Lao Wang—was also subjected to a secret investigation by the Central Special Investigation Team. It was the same special investigation team, and the head is Cai Qi! Note: This news has long been circulating in Beijing's official circles, and we are just waiting for the official announcement. Could this be Emperor Steamed Bun deliberately feeding the leak? Don't interrupt! Why do I rely so heavily on Lao Qi? It is precisely because he dares to use the bayonet to see blood—especially against high-ranking cadres—is not afraid of sacrifice, and has the true grit of a Communist! How terrifying! This trip by Huning to North Korea is both a need for Comrade Kim Jong-un and a need for us. Kim Jong-un now hopes our ideologue Comrade Wang Huning will go and have an ideological dialogue with him. Their Juche idea needs an upgrade, and we also need to build our own Juche-style ideology! Oh, is Steamed Bun also going to learn the Kim family's hereditary system? Anyway, I haven't fully considered just what I said before; it mainly depends on the opinions of you three. Do you support it or not? Oh, mother of God! This is starting to extort forced confessions right on the spot! How will the three sycophants respond? Let's listen to the breakdown next time! The show ends here.

The two brothers must pay tribute to a brave man:

The initiator of the Ban the Wall Movement—

Qiao Xinxin

Sentenced to 5 years in prison by the CCP in 2023 under the charge of

"inciting subversion of state power"

Currently detained in the notorious

political prisoner concentration facility,

the First Ward of Hunan Chishan Prison

Qiao Xinxin's original name is Yang Zewei

Born in August 1986

Native of Qidong County, Hunan Province

Fluent in English, Japanese, Thai, Lao, etc.

So amazing

Formerly a freelance journalist for Radio Free Asia's Chinese Department

Stationed in Southeast Asia

Qiao Xinxin deeply experienced while in China

that the Chinese Communist Party Great Firewall

caused extreme distress for Chinese people trying to obtain true information

After moving to Laos

he began dedicating himself to promoting the "Demolish the Wall Movement"

To tear down this firewall

In March 2023

Qiao Xinxin united with multiple overseas democracy advocates

and officially launched the "Demolish the Wall Movement"

introducing the "Wall-Demolishing Manual"

and demanding a global trial

for the crimes against humanity committed by the Chinese Communist Party in information isolation

Should be

Shortly after, he faced transnational threats from the Chinese Communist Party

In April 2023

Qiao Xinxin himself disclosed

that Chen Siyuan, Deputy Minister of the Public Security Bureau, gave an order

for Chinese police to organize core internet police from various provinces to go to Beijing

for a one-month special joint operation

with "overseas cyber forces"

The sole purpose was to capture Qiao Xinxin and bring him back to China

Those bastards

At the time, in his original domicile in China

The Hunan Provincial Public Security Department

Qidong County town police station, and village cadres

investigated his personal background layer by layer

and pressured him through domestic relatives and friends

coercing his family to notify him

to delete all anti-communist information

and stop saying bad things about China

urging him to return to China and yada yada

The communist bandits carried out another cross-border suppression

On May 31, 2023

Qiao Xinxin was in Laos

where he was cross-border captured and brought back to China

by six police officers dispatched by the Chinese Communist Party

Shortly

after, he was subjected to a secret trial

under the so-called charge of "inciting subversion of state power"

and sentenced to 5 years in prison

In prison

Qiao Xinxin suffered severe torture and torment

Yet he persisted in opposing the Communist Party and continued calling for the internet wall to be demolished

So extraordinary

Such a true man

The prison ward where Qiao Xinxin is currently held

is the one with the harshest environment and most cruel enslavement

in the entire Chishan Prison

The prison authorities force detainees

to perform high-intensity, long-duration labor every day

producing military canvas shoes exported to Africa

Under high-pressure forced labor

Qiao Xinxin's physical strength was severely depleted

Imprisonment plus enslavement

So evil

Recently, Liu Dongling, the head of the overseas "Demolish the Wall Movement"

revealed

that while serving his sentence

Qiao Xinxin continued to promote anti-communism and wall demolition

writing words opposing the Communist Party

and Xi Jinping's rule

on the sewing machine where he was forced to labor

So fierce

That's why he became a thorn in the side of the prison guards

Prison guards assigned several inmate enforcers

to watch his every word and action

Qiao Xinxin has truly amazing backbone

All right

Let's review a statement Qiao Xinxin made before his arrest

saying no to the Chinese Communist Party

Look right here

So powerful and resonant

Must give a thumbs up to Qiao Xinxin

Qiao Xinxin is suffering severe torment in prison

Torture includes violent beatings, pepper spray, solitary confinement

and even the use of extremely cruel "restraint belts"

to fix his four limbs on an iron plate bed

causing Qiao Xinxin to lose control of his bowels and bladder

The communist bandits' prison is an absolute living hell

Liu Dongling, head of the "Demolish the Wall Movement," said

This inhumane torture

brings immense physical and mental suffering to him

and endangers his life

We urgently call upon the international community

and righteous people from all walks of life

to closely monitor Qiao Xinxin's prison conditions

and strongly condemn the atrocities of the Chinese Communist Party

Calling for the immediate and unconditional release of Qiao Xinxin

Overseas Chinese should unite

and jointly pressure the Chinese Communist Party

Aside from hoping he takes good care of himself in prison

Another thing we are doing

is inadvertently continuing

the anti-communist cause of the warrior Qiao Xinxin

Which is to continue promoting one-click circumvention of the Great Firewall

Now, overseas Chinese tech elites in the United States

have developed a new one-click wall-breaching tool

allowing thousands

of mainland Chinese friends without a technical background

to securely, freely, and risk-free connect to the overseas internet

including watching this program

Simply by receiving a link

and clicking to circumvent the firewall

The Chinese Communist Party internet police cannot stop it

This powerful tool has high operating costs

and requires the support of everyone, especially overseas tea friends

For every $2,000 raised

100 wall-breaching links can be generated

providing tens of thousands of friends in China with 24/7

uninterrupted overseas content

allowing them to breathe the air of freedom anytime for 30 days

Recently, tea friends fed back to us

that because of bypassing the firewall to access the overseas internet

they were summoned by the police for "tea"

There are more and more restrictions on accessing the internet in China now

Yet the more information is blocked

the more someone needs to transmit true information inward

This is also our original intention in promoting

the [One-Click Firewall Circumvention] public welfare project

To thank those who support

the [One-Click Firewall Circumvention] public welfare project

Starting today

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If we say

that what [One-Click Firewall Circumvention] shatters is

It is the high wall of information blockade

What "The Naked Communist" reveals

is the various lies

that the communist ideology has packaged for many years

We hope to help more people

break through the information blockade

not just to see more real news

but also to gain a deeper understanding

of the history and essence of communism

and thereby use their own minds

to think independently and make judgments

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