CCTV Leak: We Still Have Several Hard Drives of Jokes About Baozi

Hello, Qiangguo Wahaha. I am an ordinary person working in the 'Big Pants' on Beijing's East Third Ring Road, a middle-manager whom you might find nondescript. I have followed your account for a long time, and today, fueled by alcohol, I want to share a few words from my heart. You people on the outside might think that those who can get into our place are all those who strained every nerve, either from 'red' families or sycophants. Let me put it this way: among those who got in, not a single one is incompetent in their professional work. Back then, we also entered with journalistic ideals and a heart full of passion. In terms of professionalism and insight, who among us is not superior to that bumpkin on stage who can't even read the word 'chair' correctly? Truly, when we chat privately, not one person—remember, not one single person—can genuinely respect him. What does he know? What 'bullshit New Era diplomatic thought,' 'bullshit New Era economic thought'? What 'bullshit thousand-year plan'? Speaking of which, I must mention the recognized 'Zero-Package Master' in our station; I won't mention his name. Privately, when our group eats and drinks, he can turn those words from Xinwen Lianbo into hilarious jokes with just a few sentences. Those jokes about the General Secretary are quick and on point, and they all come from him. He is a spiritual solace for us. Whenever we feel like vomiting from the disgusting propaganda tasks from above, listening to his jokes makes us feel a bit better, feeling that the sky hasn't completely turned black yet. You might still see some of his famous classic clips on the outside now, such as the teleprompter phonetic notation 'kui however move,' or the nonsense he told Putin during the 9/3 military parade about 'organ transplants needing to live to 150 years old.' Do you really think that's all there is? I tell you, that's just the tip of the iceberg. The footage of him making a fool of himself and the things he said wrong could probably fill several hard drives. I previously saw someone say that these clips of him making a fool of himself were intentionally leaked by my colleagues; I really wanted to laugh! You shouldn't ask why these clips leaked; you should ask why only so few leaked! It was us, we who work at the bottom, who worked hard to cut and process the vast majority of them. If everything were released, CCTV13 would probably become CCTV3!